Satania: "What do you mean? I'm asking."
Raphael: "It's nothing, you're doing great. (Angel's professional fake smile.jpg)"
"Ow, ow, owww!"
Kazuma Satou was beaten black and blue, yelping in pain.
Because he had been too eager to show off and had positioned himself too far forward, several Dragon Tooth Soldiers surrounded him. For the moment, he could only focus on dodging and did not even have a chance to use the Concealment Command Spell.
"It's our turn, Mao-chan."
Shido Itsuka suddenly raised her fists, bumping her two small fists together with a dull thump.
"Eh... I only have charm abilities, and my Noble Phantasm only works if they drink it. Besides, it only charms males..."
Mao-chan's eyes began spinning with swirls again.
"Wait... do Dragon Tooth Soldiers have genders? Can their mouths even drink anything... more importantly, do they have stomachs? Would it just leak out if they drank it?"
"Then stay put. I'm going!"
Shido Itsuka charged forward with her fist raised.
"E-Eh...?"
"Hey! Shiori-chan! You're not Souichirou Kuzuki!"
Mahiro Oyama reminded her.
But Shido Itsuka could no longer hear her. Ideal Vaporization drained away extremely quickly whenever she encountered enemies, and her rationality had already bottomed out.
"Ha! Ha! Hahaha!"
"Take this, Fantasy Fist!"
She swung her fist straight at the Saber Class Dragon Tooth Soldier's sword.
"Eek!!"
Mao-chan covered her eyes, too afraid to watch.
"Bang, bang—!"
Yet what rang out was not the sound of blades piercing flesh,
but the cracking sound of fists shattering bone!
Mahiro Oyama parted her hands covering her eyes, peeking through a narrow gap at the situation.
...Seriously?!
Shido Itsuka flashed a wild grin, her fist wedged into the Dragon Tooth Soldier's massive bone sword.
She had actually shattered the dragon bone, embedding half her fist into it?
What was going on?!
"Rationality has reached zero. The effect of Rationality Evaporates has activated. Monstrous Strength D+ acquired."
If Shido Itsuka still had any rationality, she would definitely have seen the Craft Essence's hidden-effect notification and posted it in the group.
But right now, she only felt...
Like she was insanely high!
Punch after punch, carrying terrifying brute strength, slammed into the Dragon Tooth Soldiers, each blow setting off a booming shockwave.
"Ora Ora Ora!!"
The Dragon Tooth Soldier before her was blown apart on the spot, dispersing into ash and leaving behind a lootable box and several dropped items.
The blue-haired girl was still not satisfied. She strode over to Kazuma Satou and smashed apart the Dragon Tooth Soldiers besieging him with punch after punch.
Kazuma Satou's eyes brimmed with tears.
Looking at the adorable, cool, and wildly fierce "girl" before him...
Mom, Dad... I think I'm in love.
In the group chat.
Conan: "I feel like something's off."
Marcille: "Of course something's off. That kind of magic affects one's rationality."
Conan: "Not that. I mean these two... girls. Their genders may be questionable."
Kurisu Makise: "Oh? I'm here for the drama."
Hachiman Hikigaya: "Here for the drama +1."
Conan: "I've been observing their little details. My conclusion is that they must have lived as men, with male habits, for a very long time before this."
Marcille: "Could it be that they had no choice but to live disguised as men for some reason?"
As she spoke, Marcille had already imagined hundreds of thousands of words' worth of a palace Cinderella romance drama.
Conan: "The possibility is infinitesimal. There is only one truth, and here is my evidence..."
Conan: "Of course, this is only my deduction. Since magic exists, there may be some bizarre possibilities. I may not be entirely right, but I should still be 99.99% correct."
Kurisu Makise: "Reasonable and well-supported. Convincing."
Hachiman Hikigaya: "Reasonable and well-supported. Convincing."
Laios: "Then hurry up and tell him."
Marcille: "No, wait..."
Laios: "Why?"
Marcille: "I want to watch."
Kurisu Makise: "I want to watch."
Hachiman Hikigaya: "I want to watch."
Shirou Emiya: "I want to watch."
Conan: "You're all terrible. We should tell him. He might really go down a road of no return later."
Inside the Clock Tower,
Lin Zhen scanned the chat log, suppressing the curve of his lips as he typed two words into the group.
Dao Qitian (Group Owner): "I want to watch."
Conan: "Never mind, I won't @ him. The group owner is right."
Marcille: "Ehehehe."
Kurisu Makise: "Ehehehe."
Hachiman Hikigaya: "Ehehehe."
Beika City, the Mouri Detective Agency.
Sitting on the sofa, Conan could not help shaking his head.
Sigh, looking at this group, aside from himself...
Not a single one of them was truly a good person.
Conan sighed and typed another message into the group.
Conan: "Let's send more messages and push the chat log from earlier up. Don't let the three of them see it."
Marcille: "Wow, that works too?"
Dao Qitian: "Thumbs up."
Kurisu Makise: "Just thinking about what will happen later makes me want to laugh. Pfft."
Marcille: "Hold it in."
Hachiman Hikigaya: "All I can say is, Conan, you're even more devious."
Conan: "I'm an innocent elementary school student... I swear I'm a good person."
Uncle Tony: "...I couldn't hold it in."
Uncle Tony: "Sigh, feels like I'm the only serious person in this group."
Fighting the Teaching Building Again (4K Bonus Chapter)
"Hey, how are you? Are you hurt anywhere?"
Shido Itsuka reached out and draped an arm over Kazuma Satou's shoulder, like she would with one of the guys, except she was now an exceptionally gorgeous young girl.
Too close!
Way too close!
Kazuma Satou's face rapidly heated up. Shido Itsuka's fragrance washed over him... he could not say a word at all.
A male high schooler like him who could only talk big would immediately reveal his true nature as a pathetic fanboy the moment he encountered a slightly forward "beautiful girl."
One word... cowardly.
"...Thanks."
"You're welcome."
Shido Itsuka's rationality had completely evaporated. She now did almost everything without thinking, acting purely on bodily instinct.
She touched the wound on Kazuma Satou's face with her slender index finger.
"Are you hurt~?"
"Hey, hey, hey, hey!"
Mahiro Oyama could not stand watching any longer and immediately stepped forward to pull Shido Itsuka away.
"What's wrong?"
Shido Itsuka stroked Mahiro Oyama's face like an older sister.
"You're so cute~"
Eek, eek, eek—!
Steam rose from Mahiro Oyama's head as swirls spun in her eyes.
She desperately slapped her own face.
Something was wrong. Ninety percent wrong—no, one hundred percent wrong!
She could now be completely certain that something had gone wrong with Shido Itsuka.
Her rationality... no longer existed at all.
Mahiro Oyama swallowed.
In such a dangerous situation, only she, another girl with a man's heart,
could protect their chastity!
This was a battle staking the last dignity of men—
—Operation Protect Chastity!!!
Mahiro Oyama spoke to Kazuma Satou.
"Um... are you okay?"
"You really saved me, Mao-chan."
Only now had Kazuma Satou recovered from that dizzy fanboy haze.
If he had not spent several days sleeping on the same patch of hay in a horse stable with Aqua, a goddess who was only goddess-level on the outside,
he probably would have become Shido Itsuka's... fermented tofu by now.
"Shiori... big sis seems to be in a bit of an abnormal state."
Mahiro Oyama did her best to hold back Shido Itsuka, whose rationality had evaporated.
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