Giant Gorge City's Commercial Street.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
After a long string of exclamations, Suo Dun descended from the sky and smacked into the ground.
At the same time, on the television nearby, an expert was spouting nonsense.
"From a biological perspective, this could be some kind of mutation that has always existed on Earth..."
Ximen Lang watched with great interest...
To be fair, those few lines really did sound convincing. He had clearly said a whole lot, yet you still had no idea what he was trying to say! Listening to him was like listening to him.
That was a skill ordinary people really couldn't learn.
The little angels were quite displeased with Ximen Lang's lack of seriousness, and Leng smacked him.
"What time is it? That crocodile has already appeared, and you still have the mood to watch someone spout nonsense!"
Ximen Lang became interested.
"You think he's spouting nonsense too? I have to say, he's pretty skilled at it..."
Bang! "Do something!"
"Got it, honey. Just watch. Oh, right, none of you are allowed to interfere. Especially you, Azhui. Watch carefully and learn!"
After landing, Suo Dun looked at his own short little hands, then at his short little legs, unable to believe it.
"I'm... alive!"
"Ah!"
Hearing the surrounding crowd's cries of surprise, Suo Dun's eyes lit up.
"They've delivered so much food!"
He was just about to move, but having only just revived, he fell back onto the ground. Suo Dun simply decided not to get up.
"Let me rest for a while. Rest for a while. Ah, I'm exhausted."
"We've located Suo Dun. Commence operations immediately."
Suo Dun listened blankly to the voice, somewhat surprised.
"Who called me? Was it that fairy-like big sister?"
"I'll rest for a while. I'll rest for a while, then I'll..."
Bang.
A Taotie sniper round knocked Suo Dun to the ground.
Suo Dun had just tried to get up and counterattack when Ximen Lang stepped on him again.
Looking at the bystanders still holding up their phones and filming, Ximen Lang was speechless.
"I'm asking you, how much is enough? Didn't you see that he was about to eat you? And you're still filming! I'm talking to you—get out of here!"
Only then did the crowd scatter in all directions.
"A Super Soldier on Earth? Doesn't matter. Eliminate him directly!"
Just as they were about to raise their Sniper Rifles and start firing, Ximen Lang casually flung out a laser that pierced the heads of the small Taotie squad.
Seeing that the aircraft, now without anyone piloting them, were about to crash into the ground, Ximen Lang hurriedly spoke.
"Wife, help me catch those aircraft. We can't let them break."
"What use could we have for this pile of scrap metal?"
Though they said that, the little angels still sprang into action, firmly catching the aircraft.
Only after seeing this did Ximen Lang finally breathe a sigh of relief.
These were all good things. Although they were just scrap metal in the angels' eyes,
on Earth, they were advanced technology.
"I say, male bun! How much longer are you going to stand on this great lord? Hurry up and get down here. Let me take a bite!"
Only then did Ximen Lang lower his head and glance at Suo Dun.
To be fair, this blockhead really was rather... In more fashionable terms, he was ugly-cute.
"You like eating people?" Ximen Lang answered a different question.
Unexpectedly, Suo Dun actually thought about it seriously.
"I wouldn't say I like eating them that much. Human flesh is too sour. It doesn't taste good."
"Then why do you eat it?"
"Back then, I was a happy little crocodile in the Nile River basin. Every day, I ate and slept, slept and ate. One meal could last me a whole year! I was living the good life."
Suo Dun gestured with his short little hands, reminiscing about the past.
"But later, a bad guy suddenly appeared. His name was... Carl. He cut my flesh and crushed my bones, turning me into this."
"Later, I wanted to get revenge on him, but I couldn't find him, so I had no choice but to take revenge on humans instead."
Suo Dun spread his hands, revealing an unknown story.
"Then you're not allowed to eat people anymore."
"Why should I?! If I, Suo Dun, want to eat, I'll eat! Why should I listen to you?"
Boom!
The ground shattered across a hundred meters, and Ximen Lang stomped Suo Dun into a crater.
"You hit me? You bastard!"
Suo Dun was instantly furious. This male bun was too despicable! He actually dared to hit him! No more talking—he would take him down!
He drew a Flying Axe and hurled it at Ximen Lang.
Facing the spinning Flying Axe, Ximen Lang neither dodged nor evaded. He simply reached out.
With a clang, Ximen Lang caught the Flying Axe in his hand. That single move shattered Suo Dun's worldview.
"You... you caught it?"
Ximen Lang weighed the Flying Axe in his hand.
"It's nothing special."
He applied a little force.
Crack.
The axe broke into two pieces.
"Terrible quality."
That was Ximen Lang's assessment.
Suo Dun stared blankly at the scene, then lowered his head and looked at the half of the Flying Axe remaining in his hand.
"My weapon... Pay me for my weapon!"
"Pay you?"
"Ah!" Suo Dun nodded as though it were only natural.
"Fine, I'll pay you."
Suo Dun had not expected this male bun to be so easygoing. He had originally planned to let it go, considering how powerful this male bun was.
He never expected that this male bun was actually a coward.
Ximen Lang waved his hand, and golden wormholes appeared in the sky out of nowhere.
A Golden Weapon after another extended from the wormholes, all pointing at Suo Dun.
"That many? Is it enough?"
Suo Dun thought with his not-very-bright little head for a moment, then shook it.
"Not enough! I want more! Even more!"
Suo Dun felt that he had made a huge profit this time. "All right, I'll satisfy you."
Ximen Lang also felt that so few was somewhat insulting. After all, he was a Beast God, so he needed to show him more respect.
In the blink of an eye, the golden wormholes multiplied again and again. In moments, they covered the entire sky, enveloping Suo Dun from every direction without leaving a single blind spot.
"That's enough, that's enough! There are so many—I have enough! Male bun, hurry and give them to me."
Ximen Lang had never heard such a request in his life. What else was there to say? He might as well satisfy him.
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.
Golden Flying Axes shot toward Suo Dun at incredible speed, and only then did Suo Dun realize that something was wrong.
"Hey, hey, hey, male bun, that's not right! Take them all back. I don't need you to pay me anymore."
But it was already too late.
Ximen Lang was not a stingy man. Once he said he would give them to him, he had to give them all! Not a single one could be missing! Azhui and Xiao Mo Yi stared blankly at the scene, finding it difficult to accept.
"That's it? That was a Peak Third Generation Beast God! He's a little weak because he just revived, but there's no faking a divine body!"
"And those Golden Weapons—does his energy never run out?"
If she used the Flame Sword to connect to Queen Keisha's Knowledge Vault, she could actually achieve destructive power like this as well.
But that did not mean she herself was powerful. The energy algorithms and everything else were supplied by Queen Keisha's Knowledge Vault. She was merely an operator.
To put it harshly, even if they replaced her with a dog, the result would be about the same...
But Ximen Lang was relying solely on his body's energy. That was simply outrageous.
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