After the bombardment ended, the Little Angels also withdrew the barrier covering Commercial Street.
Meanwhile, Suo Dun in the deep pit had basically lost all resemblance to a human.
Of course, Ximen Lang had not really intended to kill him, so Suo Dun was in no danger of dying.
He had merely lost his hands and feet and suffered extensive comminuted fractures to his divine body.
Such minor injuries were nothing serious to a divine body.
"Are you convinced?"
The dying little crocodile firmly shook his head.
This was unfair! He had only just been resurrected and had not even had the chance to eat a proper meal!
His whole body was powerless, and Ximen Lang had won unfairly! Naturally, Suo Dun refused to admit defeat.
"I admire your courage."
Ximen Lang truly admired Suo Dun's fearless spirit. He hoped Suo Dun could remain this brave from now on.
After linking with Suo Dun's divine body, a massive wave of energy surged into Suo Dun's body, which rapidly healed at a visible rate.
Even the hands and feet Ximen Lang had broken grew back.
"Feeling energetic again?"
"Mm." Suo Dun nodded blankly. He did not understand what this male bun intended to do by doing all this.
"Then let's continue."
One Golden Wormhole after another appeared, and Flying Axes once again took aim at Suo Dun's body.
Suo Dun felt that Ximen Lang was a devil! "Hey, wait, I surrender—"
Before he could finish saying "surrender," Ximen Lang interrupted him with a stern shout of "Silence!"
He had just praised Suo Dun, and now Suo Dun wanted to surrender? How could that be allowed?
Suo Dun's divine body was once again covered in light.
Moreover, because Suo Dun had now received an energy refill, Ximen Lang increased the dosage this time.
He was determined to beat the submission out of him in one go!
Of course, it did not matter if Suo Dun still refused. They could just do it again. They would succeed eventually.
The light faded, and Suo Dun once again lay miserably in the pit.
Another burst of energy poured in, and Suo Dun's body healed once more.
"Come on, let's continue."
The instant Ximen Lang raised his hand, Suo Dun leaped over and knelt at his feet, hugging his leg and refusing to let go.
"Big Brother! You're my real Big Brother! I'm convinced, I'm convinced! Stop hitting me, stop hitting me!"
"Who's your real Big Brother? You're so ugly, yet you still dare claim we're related. I don't have a little brother like you!"
"Big Brother, Big Brother! From today onward, you're my Big Brother!"
Only then did Ximen Lang nod in satisfaction.
"Really convinced? Don't force yourself. Don't worry, your Big Brother has plenty of energy. An attack like the one just now wouldn't tire me even after dozens more rounds."
"Big Brother, I'm convinced. I really am convinced. Truly, I'm not forcing myself at all."
Ding~ Mission 'Suo Dun Is the Most Beautiful Being North of the Milky Way' completed. Rewards obtained: Chakra Refining Method, Ninjutsu Encyclopedia.
Only then did Ximen Lang nod in satisfaction. It seemed Suo Dun was truly convinced. What a pity—he had not had his fill of fun yet.
Ximen Lang smacked his lips. Just as he was about to raise his hand and disperse the Golden Wormholes, Suo Dun misunderstood his intention.
He ran to where Leng and the others stood, dropped to his knees, and began pleading.
"Big Sister-in-Law..."
He rubbed his eyes. There seemed to be quite a few Big Sisters-in-Law.
"Big Sister-in-Law, second Big Sister-in-Law, third—"
Bang! Suo Dun was kicked away.
With a cold smile on her face, Leng walked step by step toward Suo Dun.
Crack.
Suo Dun was frozen into a lump of ice.
"Little crocodile, remember this: Ximen Lang has one woman and one woman only, and that's me! Understand?"
The little crocodile's eyes blinked frantically, and only then did Leng let him go.
"Tch! As if anyone cares!" Yan curled her lips.
"Sister Yan, stop, stop." Xiao Mo Yi tugged at Yan's arm and tried to dissuade her.
Couldn't she see that Sister Leng was about to lose her temper? Why did she keep provoking her for no reason? Wouldn't she be the one to suffer in the end?
She was truly impossible to reassure.
Only then did Yan stop and speak to Ximen Lang.
"Hey, why are you taking this crocodile as your underling? What use is a beast body? Don't tell me you're planning to take him home. I'm telling you, I disagree."
"We disagree too." Azhui and Xiao Mo Yi hurriedly voiced their agreement.
"Well... he is still something..." Ximen Lang was also somewhat troubled.
After all, he was a Beast God, albeit a low-cost version of Monkey. Even if nothing else, it would be good to keep him around to do odd jobs.
Unfortunately, the Little Angels disagreed.
"Then why don't we just roast and eat him? He's a Beast God—what do you think he'd taste like?"
Ximen Lang was clearly tempted. A strange glint appeared in his eyes as he looked at the little crocodile.
Leng still stepped forward to save the little crocodile. Pointing at the unreliable bunch, she scolded them.
"Listen to yourselves. How carried away have you all become? Ximen Lang, this is still a god, isn't it? Don't you want to protect Huaxia? Hand him over to them. The crocodile may be stupid, but he can still contribute something."
"Big Sister-in-Law! You're a good person! I can contribute! Just feed me and I'll do it—no, I'll go even if you don't feed me!" The little crocodile was deeply moved, his eyes brimming with tears as he tried to hug her leg again.
Ximen Lang kicked him away.
What a joke. She was his wife. Was he going to let this crocodile hug her leg? If anyone was going to hug it, it would be him! "My wife really is thoughtful."
He then borrowed her authority to scold Yan and the others.
"Exactly! Look at how carried away you've all become! Who are you glaring at? Azhui, I'm talking about you! And Yan, use your head a little! Learn from Leng! Xiao Mo Yi, well... Xiao Mo Yi is still pretty good. I have faith in you."
That speech infuriated Azhui and Yan, while even Xiao Mo Yi looked down on Ximen Lang a little.
Ximen Lang did not care.
At that moment, Reina hurried over with Qi Lin and A Jie. Qiang Wei had not come. The moment she heard Ximen Lang was here, she had hidden as far away as possible. How could she dare come?
"Can you people take this more seriously? How long has it been? If we hadn't arrived, how many casualties would there have been here?"
"Damn! You scumbag!" Reina blurted out immediately.
Qi Lin's gaze at Ximen Lang was also somewhat complicated.
A Jie, that bastard, really knew how to handle people. He showered Ximen Lang with praise, thanking him again and again. The flattery left Ximen Lang feeling positively light-boned.
"That's enough, that's enough." Leng pulled the floating-away Ximen Lang behind her and instructed A Jie and the others.
"Crocodile God Suo Dun, a Third Generation Beast God, and that pile of scrap metal are all yours. Just keep Suo Dun fed. That's it. Ximen Lang, we're leaving."
Leng absolutely refused to let Ximen Lang have any contact with Reina. The moment everything was settled, she dragged him away.
"Hey, wait, wait."
"What else do you want?!" Leng was displeased, but she still released him.
The moment Leng let go, Ximen Lang eagerly ran into the deep pit and picked up Suo Dun's hands and feet, which he had broken off.
"They're already broken, so we might as well not waste them. When we get back, we can stew them into soup or something and see what they taste like."
Suo Dun: "..."
He also tossed the Flying Axe he had snapped in half to Reina.
"His weapon. I accidentally broke it. See if you can repair it later, or just replace it with another one. This one's quality was too poor. We're leaving."
With a leap, he disappeared with the Little Angels.
From beginning to end, he had not said even a single word to Qi Lin.
P.S. Thanks for the monthly ticket, Diaochan!
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