A Pledge of Allegiance

No matter the time or place, elves as a species usually shared three common traits: arrogance, narcissism, and an overwhelming sense of superiority.

That was because they typically possessed longer lifespans than other races, ancient and glorious histories, powerful magical talent, and exceptionally beautiful or handsome appearances.

Clearly, the Eldar of the Warhammer Universe perfectly matched all those traits, while also possessing plenty of additional negative qualities: cruelty, selfishness, bloodlust, debauchery, addiction to narcotics, and an obsession with pleasure.

The Dark Eldar and Corsair Eldar in particular were practically on par with the Drow of Faerun who worshipped Lolth.

After all, as the second rulers of the Milky Way following the Old Ones after the War in Heaven, they had used the power of the Eldar gods to shield themselves from the influence of Warp chaos from the moment they ascended the throne.

At the same time, their greatest enemy, the Necrons, had fallen into slumber after smashing the C'tan, and their external enemies had practically vanished overnight.

With no threats remaining and the precious Legacy of the Old Ones at their disposal, the Eldar developed more smoothly than any other race in the Milky Way.

They expanded with barely any effort and established a mighty Imperium that went unchallenged for tens of millions of years.

To be precise, before humanity rose into the Dark Age of Technology and triggered the Men of Iron rebellion, these pointy-eared folk had enjoyed carefree lives. They could even evade death through reincarnation of the soul.

How would an immortal race with no pressure to survive, no external threats, and bodies so sensitive that they could experience several, dozens, or even scores of times the stimulation and pleasure humans could, spend its endless boring days?

Naturally, by first satisfying the most primitive sensory desires,