The Witty Naruto Life

Today is the first day the Seventh Squad assembles.

Naruto: "My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I love Master Kang's beef noodles the most, Braised Beef, Spicy Pickled Pepper, and Pickled Cabbage flavors are all fine. My dream is to get a Jonin position, and then casually lead a Genin team or something."

Sakura: "My name is Sakura Haruno. I don't have many likes, but I hate pretentious guys. Hmm, having a position doesn't matter, just don't discriminate against women."

Naruto: "Hiss, wait a minute... Is it 'odd changes, even unchanged' or 'odd changes, even unchanged'?"

Sakura: "The symbol determines the quadrant."

Naruto: "Holy crap! May I ask where you hail from, my lady? I'm from Fujian."

Sakura: "I'm from Sichuan-Chongqing."

Naruto: "So you're a Sichuan girl, I've heard great things." (Bows with clasped hands.jpg)

Sasuke: "What... are you guys talking about?"

Kakashi scratched his eyebrow, feeling that things were not as simple as they seemed...