What's Wrong with Adding Me to So Many Omni-Anime Geniuses?

The setting sun outside the window cast half its light on his crossed-legged body, creating a double shadow that made the scene even more dreamlike...

The moment he pushed open the clubroom door, an emotion even more overwhelming and passionate than when he first met Yukino Shita Yukino last week was deeply etched into his heart.

The pure beauty, devoid of desire and so perfect it seemed Hayato, evoked the most primal emotions within him.

Ah... Yuigahama, your vocabulary is really lacking. Please, let Teacher Hiratsuka give you some extra lessons in the future.

Standing there stunned for a long time, Hikigaya Hachiman gave his honest evaluation.

Unlike the literary girl Yukino Shita, the Goddess Venus seems to have truly descended upon this place.

"Yo, class is over, Classmate Yuihama?" Noticing the sound of the door opening, and after reading that text, Sakurakoji Talent looked up at the two who had arrived first.

He paused for a moment on Hikigaya Hachiman, then struck up a conversation with Yuihama Yui, who was equally stunned beside him.

"Eh? Oh, hi!" Yuihama Yui blushed, awkwardly placing her Hands in front of her, her gaze darting left and right, her ear tips turning red.

It's only been two hours, but Sakurakoji-san seems to have become so much more beautiful!

"Tch, bitch!" Hikigaya Hachiman, standing nearby, curled his lip in disdain at her unsightly behavior.

But that person's voice was so androgynous, and their hair was so long—could they really be male? He started to doubt Hiratsuka Shizuka's judgment; could he have mistaken them for someone else?

But... he glanced at what lay before him, and yes, it should be right—if it wasn't a sad story like Yukino Shita.

"Hey! Hikikomori! Who are you calling a bitch?!" Yuihama Yui turned to him angrily. "I'm still a virgin... Ha! What have you made me say?!"

She punched him hard a few times, her gaze unconsciously drifting towards Sakurakoji Talent showed no reaction.

"Oh dear, what nonsense are you two spouting in the hallway again? How are you going to salvage the Service Club's reputation if it gets ruined Classmate Yuihama?"

Behind them, Yukino Shita Yukino, who arrived a little later, coldly watched the two making a fool of themselves at the door.

"Wow! Little Yukino!" Yuihama Yui was startled, but after recognizing her, she stepped aside to make way for her.

Needless to say, Hikigaya Hachiman instinctively yielded to this overpowered Divine Beast.

She rudely stepped past the two of them and entered her own territory. When her gaze swept over Sakurakoji Talent, who was sitting in a chair reading a book, she froze for a second before looking away.

"Besides, didn't you already bring this up last week when you first arrived? What's the point of saying anything now?" She sighed helplessly.

"Only those vulgar, boring, and low-class people would be bothered by not having done this kind of thing yet, even though they're already in their second year of high school. If they have that kind of free time, they should find a way to learn another skill."

"Is that so?" Yuihama Yui chuckled as she followed. "Say that coming from Little Yukino's mouth, it's strangely convincing!"

"That's right," Yukino Shita Yukino walked to her designated spot and put down her bag. "After all, is there anyone in this clubroom who isn't a virgin? I don't think you need to feel inferior about it."

"Oh, I forgot, that Playboy who just arrived today doesn't count."

She glanced teasingly at Sakurakoji Talent in front of her.

"What kind of information are you trying to get from me?" Sakurakoji Talent gave her a cold, indifferent look, utterly speechless.

Her intention to provoke him into self-destruction was all too obvious.

"Besides, what have I done to make you think I'm a Playboy? Just because of my looks?"

"Ah~ isn't that right?" Yukino Shita Yukino, resting her chin on her hand.

"Of course not. I have very high standards. If I really went down that path, I'd be the one who suffers, wouldn't I?"

"Although it's a bit—no, very narcissistic—because of your circumstances, it's hard to argue with you. Okay, I'll reluctantly accept you." Yukino Shita Yukino chuckled, indicating her approval.

"If you were truly that kind of person, you'd probably be considered on par with a guinea pig in my eyes." (Guinea pigs, like humans, go into heat all year round.)

Yuihama Yui nodded in agreement, though she didn't understand what Yui meant, she still stood firmly by Yui's side.

"No, I don't think your evaluation matters to me... well, never mind." Believing that arguing with her wouldn't do him any good either, he changed the subject.

Seeing that the two had paused their fight, Hikigaya Hachiman Kokoro interjected, "Hey, why are you just lumping me in with you guys? Do you even know me? You're just making assumptions."

The room fell into a deep silence, so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

After a long pause, Yukino Shita Yukino and sighed deeply, "Hikitani classmate, do you really have no self-awareness at all? You don't even have any friends, how dare you say you don't?"

"Or do you think your rather handsome looks are superior to ours?"

"Even if I know you're inherently vulgar and obscene, you shouldn't at least not cross that forbidden line, right? After all, you're just a petty scoundrel who tries to protect yourself. Have you really been a stalker, a masochist, or committed any crimes?"

"In that case, the gang can't save you anymore. Before I call the police, you should turn yourself in. This is the last bit of kindness I can give you."

The same sharp and sarcastic lines as always made him clench his chest, and he half-knelt down. "Ugh... Although no, although no! But why am I being told this by you?"

"I meant you shouldn't jump to conclusions before getting a clear answer through asking questions!"

"If this hurt your pride, I apologize," Yukino Shita Yukino said, looking at him with pity. "But I really don't think it's necessary to ask. It would be too inefficient to ask about everything."

"Life is precious; if you don't improve your efficiency, life will end quickly. Besides, there's no guarantee that the other person will tell the truth after you ask."

Sakurakoji Talent nodded repeatedly, agreeing that what he said made sense.

People who don't cherish time are no different from the dead—at least they're committing slow suicide.

"It's a bit late, may I ask who this is?" He gestured to the two women Hikigaya Hachiman.

"He's in the same Classmate Yuihama, Hikigaya Hachiman in Class 2-F. I hate to admit it, but I guess I'm a member of this club." Yukino Shita Yukino turned her eyes away with a look of utter dismay, explaining with a look of utter despair.

"Hey! I didn't join here because I wanted to!" Hikigaya Hachiman looked up in indignation, uttering what he considered to be no different from a rabbit's squeal in protest against the Witch.

"Nice to meet you. I'm Sakurakoji Talent, an acquaintance of Teacher Shizuka. I'm sorry to bother you today." Sakurakoji Talent Sai introduced himself in a manner that was far from flattering.

"Oh, oh, I'm Hikigaya Hachiman, nice to meet you." He stood up again, awkwardly bent over and touched his head, nodding as if he couldn't look him in the eye.

Hateful!

What am I doing? This posture is practically an admission of defeat!

It seems I subconsciously assumed his status and abilities were superior to mine... and maybe that's not a problem?

This person's presence is much stronger than that of Hayama. I was right, he is a Divine Beast far surpassing wild animals!

If he just stands in the courtyard, a bunch of shameless bitches will probably swarm around him like bees attracted to flowers, fawning over him, right?

No, describing that group of bitches as bees is too disrespectful to bees. After all, bees are beneficial animals that contribute honey through their hard work.

Lost in his own thoughts, a slight smile unconsciously played on his lips, drawing subtle, indifferent glances from the three men...

Chapter 239 Interested in off-campus service?

However, even now, he still finds it hard to believe that the person in front of him is a Hayato, and not some Silicone Robot that has traveled from the Mirai.

With his beauty, what worries could he possibly have?

Is it true, as he just said, that his love life is as bumpy as that of ordinary people because it's hard to find someone he can be with without feeling taken advantage of?

Are you kidding me?!

He gritted his teeth, turned his head to the side, and felt indignant, standing up for all his compatriots.

Although he was indeed tempted when he first came in, he lost interest after witnessing the man's behavior.

No matter how much his appearance resembled a woman, his every move told him that the person before him was a beast in the guise of Elf (what under the skirt...).

Compared to the proud, perfect, and domineering Elf King (Queen?), he prefers the gentle, virtuous, demure, and adorably charming type. Surely their school doesn't have that kind of character?

He hasn't seen it yet, at least not to this day; the class is a bunch of idiots.

And he wasn't sure if it was just his imagination, but he always felt that the other person's gaze was subtly warning him, with a half-smile, and intentionally or unintentionally, not to have any other thoughts...

"It must be my imagination," he thought, unconsciously swallowing.

On the other side,

Sakurakoji Talent began to ponder inwardly. Compared to Yukino Shita Yukino sarcastic attacks, which were harmless and had no effect on his spirit, he was more concerned about another issue.

That is: Does the male character's favorability actually help with his physical treatment?

That's right. Although he has been deliberately avoiding meeting with male figures until now, he has finally had no choice but to.

This might sound offensive, but the reason he's always only dated women isn't simply because he's lewd.

Ultimately, until recently, he had absolutely no interest in this kind of thing, so what difference did it make to him whether the person was male or female?

The reason he only sought out women was, besides the fact that Yamada Ryo was originally a girl, making his approach more certain.

The biggest reason is actually his appearance.

If he were just ordinary handsome, he naturally wouldn't have any worries, since no one would have any strange thoughts about him anyway, but... right?

With his stunningly beautiful, almost androgynous appearance, it's really hard to guarantee that others won't be turned gay during their interactions. And if they happen to see him dressed as a woman—then there's definitely no hope.

After all, his appearance is so striking that even he sometimes finds himself drawn to it in the mirror, so it's hard to blame others.

If he finally managed to build up some goodwill, only for something unpredictable to happen... just thinking about it made him despair.

Even if he doesn't have worldly desires, his sexual orientation is still normal!

It's a waste of time, and not only will it destroy any goodwill, but the risk of love turning into hate is far too high, isn't it?

Although it's dangerous for Aquaman to walk a tightrope, he's managed to keep things within limits and hasn't gotten too close to any yandere characters, so for now, he's relatively safe.

So,

He had been keeping a close eye on the progress ever since he first saw Hikigaya Hachiman's figure.

I don't know if it's because we haven't spent enough time together and he didn't do anything to win my favor, or if same-sex relationships are just ineffective... Anyway, nothing has changed yet.

Hmm, it remains to be seen... He paid a little attention and added it to his mental memo.

"Hey! Has everyone arrived?"

A bold and unrestrained voice rang out; in this school, only Hiratsuka Shizuka could utter such a voice.

"Teacher Hiratsuka, knock on the door..." The fact that Yukino Shita Yukino so disheartened suggests that she was also the only student at the school.

"Anyway, even if I knock on the door, you won't..."

"Alright, that's enough! Just tell me what you need!" She interrupted her repeated spellcasting.

"What an impatient person!"

"I just don't want to be told that by you." Yukino Shita Yukino's eyes were filled with resentment.

"Haha! Okay, actually I didn't come here to see you!" Hiratsuka Shizuka looked at Sakurakoji Talent with great enthusiasm. "Sakurakoji, have you thought about what to do next?"

After lunch, she took a nap here just like him, then went to the staff room; after all, it wasn't good to slack off all the time.

Before leaving, she gave him a book to pass the time; the one he was reading earlier was one she had borrowed from the library.

When does Teacher Shizuka get off work?

"Hmm... let's wait until their club activities are over, since I'm their advisor. Think about what you want to eat now, I'll treat you after school!"

"I see..." He lowered and then raised his four fingers (excluding his thumb) one by one, as if he were thinking for a moment.

A young age, he made a plan.

"Speaking of which, what kind of organization is this?" He closed his eyes slightly, a fox-like shrewdness flashing across his face before vanishing in an instant.

"That's true. Why don't you take a guess, Sakurakoji-san?"

Before Hiratsuka Shizuka could explain, Yukino Shita Yukino spoke first, looking at him with interest.

As expected, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, almost imperceptibly.

What are the benefits of guessing correctly?

No.

"Never mind then."

Yukino Shita Yukino frowned slightly, displeased with his lack of competitive spirit, but unable to force him to play. After pondering for a moment, she continued:

"I understand. How about this? If you guessed correctly, we'll do you one thing within the scope of the event."

"Hou~ This is getting interesting," he said with a sly smile. "Alright, I agree!"

She gestured for him to begin, and the other three also looked over as if watching a show.

Even though he already knew the answer to this question, he pretended to ponder it for a minute before beginning his analysis (a fabricated lie):

"This place is empty, with only scattered tables and chairs. There aren't even any basic utensils, so it's probably not an activity that requires books, paintbrushes, or drawing paper."

"In other words, this isn't Literature Club, art club, calligraphy club, flower arranging club, etc., and outdoor activities like sports are definitely out of the question."