American Comics: What Evil Plans Could Batman Conceive?
Chapter 822

Hero Day Opened His Mouth and Vomited Out...?

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Hero Day Opened His Mouth and Vomited Out...?

Oh, look. Our good friend Buzz Lightyear was getting dumber and dumber.

Without Cowboy Woody's guidance, Buzz Lightyear—who had finally realized he wasn't a Space Ranger—began entrusting his actions to motivational quotes randomly collected by Fifth Dimension Magic.

Strangely enough, whether by coincidence or through the covert manipulation of some ancient Emotional Spectrum user with the help of the Nameless Old Dragon, Hero Day always managed to receive a famous saying guiding him toward the correct path whenever he reached a critical crossroads.

Even when he took the wrong path, poking his own navel would often get him commands like, "Turn back, turn back!"

Thus, under the manipulation of this endless string of instructions, Hero Day flew to the edge of a cliff. He saw the road leading in two directions, but had no idea which way to fly.

So he poked his belly button.

Then random fragments of imagination emerged from his navel.

"Which tastes better, sugar-free cola or ice-cold cola? I think ice-cold cola. That's the most refreshing way to drink it."

After hearing this completely nonsensical answer, Hero Day suddenly understood.

He raised his head and slammed straight into the rock wall before him like a blindfolded bull.

Neither left nor right was correct. He had to smash out a path himself. The road was right beneath his feet!

With a deafening boom, the rock wall was shattered by Hero Day's biological force field, and magma flew everywhere.

Hero Day rammed his way through the mountain in a daze. Then, without warning, a towering corpse appeared before his eyes.

"...Oh, my God."

Hero Day hovered in midair.

He stared blankly at the enormous giant before him, too shocked for words.

He had never felt such a strong sense of

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