Are You the Great Sage?

"Damn... is that Wei Wu?" Wang Tie Zhu could hardly believe his eyes.

He had searched and searched, searched and searched, yet found nothing for over half a year. Now he had finally run into someone he knew, even if it wasn't Master.

But that was... after all, Master's second scapegoat.

Of course he was excited.

"It's him, it's him, it's definitely him!"

Lamborghini hurriedly said. When it came to familiarity with Wei Wu, it knew him even better than Wang Tie Zhu did.

"He... fell into a brothel and became a male courtesan?" Wang Tie Zhu stared dumbfoundedly at the enormous portrait as it gradually unfurled flat.

In the portrait, Wei Wu had brows like springtime and seductive eyes. His hand was raised in an orchid finger so exquisite that even the brothel's top courtesan would have sighed in defeat.

Not a trace of masculine vigor remained; he was drenched in powdery affectation.

"Isn't this a little too depraved?" Lamborghini snorted furiously after seeing the full picture.

"More than depraved—he's disgracing Master's name!"

"And disgracing the name of us Green Ox Disciples too. If Master knew he was serving as a Rabbit Sir in a brothel, he'd definitely cast him out of the sect." Wang Tie Zhu spoke with righteous indignation.

Just think of how sacred the Green Ox Disciples were, how wise Great Immortal Green Ox was, how he had delivered all living beings from suffering.

And yet one of them had turned out like this?

"What do we do?" Lamborghini asked.

"What else? Kidnap him!!" Wang Tie Zhu flipped off the bull and gritted his teeth. "We shall protect the honor of Master's scapegoat."

"How do we do it?" Lamborghini asked again.

"You don't even have hands." Wang Tie Zhu glanced at it. "Just wait outside and