Venom is My Wife
Chapter 341

Internal Strife Among the Deadpools

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"Waaaaah..."

Just as Wade let out a terrible cry, the Female Deadpool also looked at the boy in front of her.

"You're this guy, the Little Boss."

The Female Deadpool raised an eyebrow.

Kino looked at the hundreds of Deadpool in front of him.

My first thought was that they were a perfect Daredevil Squad. In the future development of the Demon Group, they need a front man. In those tricky matters that it is inconvenient for them to directly intervene, they need such a group of people to handle them.

These Deadpool are pretty good, but Deadpool restless nature makes him hesitate.

"That's right, are you interested in working for me? The pay is very good."

Kino has started working on BOSS Zhipin (a recruitment platform).

"I'm not interested in work, but I'm very interested in you. Now take your clothes off."

The Female Deadpool drew her twin guns and aimed them at Kino.

All Deadpool share one common trait: greed and lust.

Female Deadpool is a typical looks-obsessed womanizer. Although Kino looks young, in her eyes, as long as he's handsome enough, that's all that matters.

God knows how thirsty she was surrounded by a bunch of ugly men, and could only satisfy her needs with toys.

"Take off your clothes! Take off your clothes!"

Deadpool, now only a head, let out a piercing laugh.

"Kid, if you defeat Female Deadpool first, we'll consider working for you, any way you want."

A Cloaked Deadpool.

"Then we can hear about your treatment."

The other Deadpool looked at Kino with amusement.

Kino's eyes lit up with a red light.

A blinding Heat Vision flashed by, and the scene fell silent instantly.

Key narrowed his eyes. What happened?

Thump thump--

Then, the silence was shattered by a series of loud thuds of flesh hitting the ground.

Except for the Deadpool skull that only had one head left, the other Deadpool's bodies were neatly severed at the waist, their upper bodies collapsing limply to the ground.

The severed sections of their bodies were blurred, as if they had been instantly melted and solidified by the high temperature. The bloody and bizarre scene still made Yue feel a strong sense of unease, her stomach churning. She couldn't help but cover her mouth, almost vomiting.

Have you made up your mind yet?

Kino spoke, but no one answered; they were as if they were truly dead.

"If I burn you to ashes, can you be resurrected?"

Kino's eyes lit up red again.

To Yue's astonishment, the previously dead corpses began to move, raising their hands in surrender.

He took them all down in an instant; this guy might be even stronger than Cassandra.

"Wait, have you thought it through? We'll join."

"Big boss, let's talk this out."

"I'm really eager to learn about the job responsibilities, boss."

"I'm Deadpool, I was forced into this by them."

"Bullshit, you stole the most loot before..."

"Shut up, don't tarnish my image in front of the big boss."

Bang bang bang--

The Deadpool had just spoken was shot in the head, and the Deadpool who were just begging for mercy suddenly started fighting amongst themselves.

A group of Deadpool with only upper bodies fired guns, those without guns used knives, and those without knives picked up someone's lower body and smashed it over someone else's head.

The scene was chaotic.

"..."

Kino stared at the absurd and insane scene before him, his lips twitching slightly. He felt he was going to have nightmares that night.

He was starting to regret recruiting these Deadpool.

"Vomit..."

Yao finally couldn't hold it in any longer and ran to the back to vomit.

Apart from having a little more strength than the average person, she is no different from any other girl now.

Do you really want to die?

Kino gave a friendly smile.

The previously chaotic scene instantly fell silent, and all the Deadpool dared not move.

Deadpool, who wanted to die, has already been fed to Elios.

Elios is an Energy Storm Body responsible for guarding the Void Land. It can devour all matter and energy, preventing anything that is cut off from escaping, and is the cleaner of the Void Land.

"Let's assemble your bodies first; they're an eyesore."

Kino frowned and said impatiently.

Hearing this, the Deadpool were inwardly full of complaints, thinking, "They've made us look like this and they still think we're an eyesore."

But overwhelmed by Kino's immense power, they obediently began searching for their lower bodies, preparing to reassemble themselves.

"Hey, that part of my body, I remember it's eighteen centimeters."

"Bullshit, this Radish Ding is yours."

"FK, get your filthy hands off my ass."

As the Deadpool searched, they didn't forget to tease and argue with each other, plunging the scene into chaos again, though thankfully it was a little more orderly than the previous melee.

Seeing the Deadpool in complete chaos once again, Kino gave up on the idea of managing Deadpool, shook his head helplessly, and turned to Wade was still hanging upside down.

A Heat Vision swept across, and the rope snapped instantly.

Kino caught Wade and laid him flat.

"Wade, I have a task for you."

However, at this moment, Wade's eyes were empty, staring blankly at the sky, blood and tears slowly sliding down his cheeks. He did not react to Kino's words at all, as if his soul had left his body.

However, Kino has a way.

"Do you want to make a lot of money?"

Wade was startled and immediately grabbed Kino's leg.

"Little Boss, I miss it so much, I dream about it all the time! I have elderly parents to support and young children to raise, and this is all I have to hope for in my life."

"Don't worry about any tasks, just leave them to me. As long as I can earn Contribution Points, I, Wade, won't even flinch, even if it means going through fire and water!"

As Wade spoke, tears and snot streamed down his face, his blood, snot, and tears mixing together and threatening to smear onto Kino.

With a look of disgust, Kino kicked out, and Wade's body, like a kite with a broken string, crashed directly into a car. The car body was dented and deformed, and Wade's body was twisted into a grotesque shape, making it look painful to watch.

The commotion startled the Deadpool; this Little Boss was too unpredictable, even attacking his own men.

"I'm giving you a mission: lead these Deadpool to form an army. Once we return to the Marvel Universe, you can roam the cosmos and do whatever you want, but if there's a mission, you must drop everything and carry it out."

Wade quickly recovered and said, "Boss, you already have me, your Deadpool. What do you need them for? They're just a bunch of trash, garbage, useless..."

The Deadpool, their bodies already assembled, were filled with murderous intent.

"Each mission will award you at least 10,000 Contribution Points. After deducting the points allocated to them, the rest are yours. In addition, you will be equipped with a spaceship."

Kino continued...

"No problem, boss!"

Wade's eyes widened upon hearing this.

"As my counterparts, although they have a few minor flaws, it doesn't affect their ability to complete the mission at all."

Ten thousand Contribution Points can be earned back in just ten attempts. You said you wanted to share them with others, and each person only needed a little Contribution Points. Even for these country bumpkins, that's a huge sum of money.

The key is still a spaceship.

The Little Boss remained as generous as ever.

Kino nodded and handed Wade a stack of Demon Contract.

"Then these are yours. Have them sign them."

After saying that, Kino reached out and picked up Key, who was still weakly retching beside him, and flew away into the distance, disappearing without a trace in the blink of an eye.

Wade silently stared at the group of Deadpool in front of him.

Little Boss, couldn't you wait until they finished signing before leaving?

"You all heard what the Little Boss just said, right? We're all Deadpool, we should all love and support each other."

Mr. Wade, I'm a magnanimous man, I'll let bygones be bygones, I won't pursue the matter of your robbery.

If you return my things, I guarantee I'll make you a fortune. You can call me Captain Deadpool.

Now, let me talk about your compensation...

Wade cleared his throat, striking a pose of authority, and tried to take control of the situation.

"Okay, we'd also like to talk to you about the position of captain of a space battleship."

Female Deadpool wasn't having any of it. She pulled out two submachine guns and pointed the dark muzzles at Wade.

The mere mention of spaceships made all of Deadpool's eyes light up.

"FK, if you've got the guts, let's fight one-on-one!"

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