Trash Who Never Even Went to College (Thanks to 'Gathered Drunken Beauty

Upon hearing Zhang Yu's answer, Black Crow's eyes flashed with a sharp light, and he laughed, "Haha, if it's the Boundless Spring Autumn Zen, it's a top-tier Body Refining Cultivation Method that many old people want to learn and improve."

"Then I wish you success in your trial lesson, Teacher Ma, and that you will become the new Gold Medal Teacher of our school."

"Once you become Gold Medal Teacher, you can teach the most important, wealthiest, and most powerful clients in the group. Earning over a million after tax each month is absolutely no problem."

"Oh, by the way, three senior instructors from the gang are also here for trial lessons this time..."

As they were talking, Black Crow had already led Zhang Yu to the classroom where the trial class was to be held.

Three gang leaders were already waiting there. When they noticed Black Crow and Zhang Yu approaching, they couldn't help but glance at them a few more times, a hint of doubt flashing in their eyes.

One of the middle-aged women asked curiously, "Black Crow, who is this?"

Black Crow introduced, "This is Teacher Ma Yunteng, who is also here to participate in today's trial lesson."

Upon hearing these words, the three gang leaders all frowned, their gazes towards Zhang Yu filled with even more coldness and hostility.

The middle-aged woman went even further, probing Zhang Yu's background by asking, "I know all the teachers in the gang who can tutor those at the Qi Refining Peak, but this Teacher Ma looks unfamiliar. Could it be that he just joined the gang recently?"

Black Crow smiled slightly and said, "Teacher Ma hasn't been here for long. He was previously in charge of teaching construction site Cultivation Method, and he hasn't been here for the past few months due to other commitments. It's normal that you don't recognize Teacher Ci."

Upon hearing that Zhang Yu originally taught construction site Cultivation Method, a hint of disdain flashed through the hearts of Teacher Ci and the other two.

After all, construction workers have low average education levels and poor Immortal Dao foundation, and because they take inferior drugs for many years, there are far more mentally challenged workers than in other classes.

It's fair to say that the quality of students in the construction site class is far inferior to that of students in the senior citizen class, and their spending power is even less comparable.

The teachers who taught the construction site class were naturally much less qualified. In terms of strength, teaching ability, and mastery of Cultivation Method, they were often far inferior to the three of them.

Teacher Ci nodded and stopped paying attention to Zhang Yu. It seemed that her opponents today were still the other two experienced underground teachers beside her.

Black Crow glanced at his phone and said, "The elders of the gang have all arrived and are watching the classroom through the camera."

"Then I'll greet the students in the class first, and then we'll begin the trial lesson."

"Let's follow the previous arrangement. Teacher Ci, the three of you will go first, and then Teacher Ma, you will go last. Is that alright?"

Zhang Yu nodded, indicating that there was no problem.

As soon as Black Crow entered the classroom, he saw more than a dozen elderly men of different temperaments already standing or sitting, waiting in the classroom.

As the dozen or so elderly men with different auras all looked over, and feeling the pressure from so many Qi Refining Peak, Black Crow paused, cold sweat trickling down his forehead.

Black Crow chuckled slightly and said, "I apologize for keeping you all waiting. Our trial lesson will begin shortly. Thank you all for taking the time..."

Just then, a stern-faced, white-haired old man in the audience said coldly, "Black Crow, that Teacher Song from last time only has a high school diploma and didn't even get into university, yet he dared to come and teach us."

"The teachers you've assigned this time, are they going to be just as unreliable again?"

Black Crow quickly reassured him, "Old Man Wang, although Teacher Song only has a high school diploma, he has rich teaching experience. A lower educational background won't affect his teaching..."

Old Man Wang snorted coldly and said, "Who among us sitting in this classroom isn't a college graduate? Can a high school student teach us? Can he even explain it clearly?"

Black Crow wiped the sweat from his brow. He understood that these elderly men, all college graduates, had managed to cultivate, study, and work their way up to this age, and were able to support themselves through their work. They were all elites in their companies, absolute educational dissidents. Whether a high school graduate should even have any human rights in their eyes was questionable.

Just then, another old man chimed in, "Is your Dark Learning Gang any good? If this were in our company, even a high school graduate wouldn't get a resume to me. Do you think they're qualified to teach people?"

Another elderly man agreed, saying, "Aren't people who can't even get into university just social scum? They're not even fully evolved; they have bloodlines that will be eliminated sooner or later..."

"Yes!" said an elderly woman with long hair and beard. "Can someone who can't get into university even be considered a person?"

"No, everyone, it's really not that serious," Black Crow quickly reassured them. "Besides, all the teachers we're using for this trial lesson are guaranteed to be university graduates."

"Hmph," said Old Man Wang, "Then we need to see their university diplomas. Only those with university diplomas are qualified to attend classes here."

Hearing this, Black Crow looked troubled again. After all, almost all the teachers in the gang had concealed their identities and did not want their information to be known, so how could they possibly provide university diplomas?

Besides, he was just saying it casually, and he wasn't really sure if the four teachers giving trial lessons today were all college graduates.

Black Crow, who only had a high school education, couldn't help but curse inwardly, "These old bastards, they don't treat high school students like human beings at all."

"You should know that a good high school is no worse than Junior College, and a good Junior College is no worse than a university. Therefore, outstanding high school graduates, after years of hard work, are fully capable of being teachers..."

Although he secretly grumbled in his heart, he dared not offend these important clients.

Just as Black Crow was thinking to himself that he was in trouble, his phone vibrated. It was a message from the gang elders who were watching the classroom through the camera.

After reading the contents, Black Crow said to the old men in front of him, "Gentlemen, in the Dark Tutoring World, it's not acceptable to reveal one's identity casually. This has been a long-standing rule of the underworld, and we, the Dark Learning Gang, cannot break it."

"However, your concerns are valid. How about we try a different approach? Each of you can send a representative to personally verify the teacher's cultivation level."

Old Man Wang frowned and asked, "How can we verify this?" Black Crow said, "These are all teachers responsible for instructing on Body Tempering. Why don't you, Old Man Wang, take the lead? Each teacher will not parry, dodge, or evade, but will instead withstand three of your moves with their bare bodies. What do you think?"

"With your skill level, Mr. Wang, a teacher who could withstand three of your moves like that must have more than just a high school diploma, right?"

Everyone nodded slightly. After all, high school students who can't get into university have to work right after graduating from high school, and they have no time, energy, or money to refine various Body Refining Cultivation Method.

Only university students who go to the Second Layer can continue to focus on their studies and practice more Cultivation Method during their ten years of university life.

Even with the same Level 10 Physical Strength, a college graduate, with the support of multiple Body Refining Cultivation Method, often outperforms a high school graduate in various aspects.

Old Man Wang said arrogantly, "Hmph, these good-for-nothings who haven't even gone to university can't possibly withstand three of my moves."

"I approve of this method."

Black Crow knew that this Old Man Wang was quite prestigious among these old folks, and sure enough, once he agreed, the other old men had no further objections.

So Black Crow went out and explained the situation to Zhang Yu and the other three teachers. The other three teachers, full of confidence, agreed without hesitation.

Although Zhang Yu wasn't quite sure what kind of strength the Old Man Wang possessed, he had no choice but to agree for now.

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His slight hesitation was perceived by Teacher Ci and the other two as a lack of confidence, which made them look down on Zhang Yu even more, and they even wondered if Zhang Yu only had a high school education, which was why he hesitated.

Teacher Ci, who appeared to be a middle-aged woman, was the first teacher to enter the classroom for a trial lesson.

When her cultivation level was being verified, she stood still, allowing Old Man Wang to strike her shoulders and stomach three times in a row.

With three loud bangs, Teacher Ci staggered back five steps, her face flushed red, but she quickly returned to normal.

Old Man Wang nodded in approval. "Not bad. Physical Strength has reached its peak, and he possesses multiple Body Protection Technique. Only a university graduate could have such a level."

Having gained the approval of the elderly, Teacher Ci breathed a sigh of relief and stepped onto the podium to begin her lesson.

"Today I'm going to teach you how to poop."

"This may seem like a trivial matter, but it involves a great deal of knowledge and concerns life and death."

"Many years ago, a senior master, after working overtime without rest for ten years, suffered from constipation for half a year due to excessive pressure. Finally, he comprehended a set of Cultivation Method on a ditch, which he called Detoxification and Health Cultivation Technique."

"What I'm going to teach you today is this Detoxification and Health Cultivation Technique. Once you master it, you'll be able to expel toxins and impurities from your body every day..."

"The way to Body Tempering is 30% training, 70% diet, and the remaining 90% depends on how you administer the medicine."

As the saying goes, "Many needle marks on the arm mean bad grades."

"But the more medicine you apply, the more detoxification is needed, hence the saying, 'A good student must be able to stay in bed for long periods...'"

"According to the latest research in Immortal Capital City, there is a positive correlation between students' Body Tempering performance and their hemorrhoid rate..."

Seeing the elderly people listening attentively to her lecture, Teacher Ci felt increasingly motivated.

She thought to herself, "For my nine children, to raise them to adulthood, to help them go to university, and to help them find jobs, I must become Gold Medal Teacher!"

Whenever she thinks about her nine children growing up and working hard to pay off her Child-rearing Loan, transferring money to her every month, Teacher Ci feels that the wonderful days when she doesn't have to work overtime and only needs to work 12 hours a day are getting closer and closer.

At the same time, the cameras in the classroom captured Teacher Ci's classroom performance, allowing the many elders of the Dark Learning Gang sitting in the conference room to see it clearly.

One of the elders commented, "Xiao Ci's approach lacks innovation; it's nothing special."

Another elder said, "The course is fairly solid, but it's repetitive and the renewal rate is probably not high."

Let's look at the next one.

Outside the classroom, Zhang Yu listened to Teacher Ci's lecture and thought to himself, "She explains things in a simple way, highlights the key points, makes them easy to remember, and is also relaxed and humorous, incorporating the latest theories... This woman's teaching level is almost on par with that of an excellent teacher in Key High School, isn't it?"

"The competition among the Gold Medal Teacher in this Dark Learning Gang seems to be even fiercer than I imagined."

"No, my original preparations were still somewhat insufficient; I need to add more leverage."

"This woman's flaw lies in her detoxification and health regimen... this Cultivation Method isn't advanced enough."

"I need to highlight the advantages of Boundless Spring Autumn Zen in terms of medication!"

(End of this chapter)