Cultivation? Ain't Got No Money For That!
Chapter 220

That's the Smell

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The second teacher to conduct the trial lesson entered the classroom.

This was a burly man with muscles that bulged out like marble.

Old Man Wang struck again, unleashing three consecutive palm strikes that forced the burly man to retreat three steps, yet his expression remained unchanged, as steady as Mount Tai.

Old Man Wang commented, "Impressive skill! This level of mastery is beyond what a college graduate can achieve."

The other party smiled slightly and said, "I'm glad you're satisfied, sir."

"Hello everyone, I'm Teacher Yao, you can also call me Little Yao."

"I used to sell legitimate addictive drugs; it was a respectable business."

"Later, someone told me that even if it wasn't illegal, I wouldn't make a fortune in my life. I heard that the Dark Tutoring World was lucrative, so I joined it."

"Then I realized that some things, though illegal, are actually reasonable..."

Everyone laughed upon hearing his words.

Teacher Yao then took off her shirt, revealing her back covered in needle marks.

Displaying the needle holes from which fluid was still leaking, Teacher Yao said with a proud expression, "Because I started out selling medicine, I used to have quite a bit of research on expelling drug toxins."

"You can tell how much medicine I've injected by looking at the number of needle marks."

"The secret to my continued good health lies in the Azure Blood Detoxification Needles that I'm going to teach you today."

"This acupuncture technique delivers needles deep into the internal organs, expelling Drug Residue from the body every day. You no longer need to worry about the side effects of medication; you can take your medicine with peace of mind and work overtime without worry."

"Of course, as a former professional, you can ask me any questions you have about medications, or if you want to buy medicine. I still have some connections that can help you get discounts..."

In the other meeting room, many elders of the Dark Learning Gang listened to Teacher Yao's lecture and nodded secretly.

"Little Yao is quite good; he can sell medicine while teaching, which is why his course revenue is consistently among the top."

"Integrating pharmacy education with regular classes is a major trend; Key High School have been doing it for a long time, and we should follow suit."

Outside the classroom, Zhang Yu listened to Teacher Yao's words and thought to himself, "No, I need to give myself some more advantages."

Zhang Yu recalled his trial class in the park last time, "These Qi Refining experts who were able to get into university must have come from Key High School, maybe even the Three Great High Schools."

"When you're traveling, you choose your own identity. If I impersonate White Dragon Person, I might be more favored..."

"Hello everyone, my surname is Bai, and I graduated from White Dragon High School."

The third teacher to take the stage for the trial lesson was an elderly man with white hair and a youthful face.

With a chuckle, Teacher Bai received three blows from Old Man Wang, taking only a slight step back before regaining his footing.

Old Man Wang raised an eyebrow. "You're also from White Dragon High School? Then we're alumni."

Teacher Bai smiled slightly and said, "I am 145 years old this year. Greetings, junior. I remember when I was studying at White Dragon High School, it was just a small building, and there weren't any grade rankings..."

Listening to the other person casually recount the various histories of White Dragon High School, Old Man Wang immediately believed most of it and nodded slightly, saying, "Hello, senior."

Teacher Bai smiled, looked at the many elderly people in the classroom, and slowly said, "The saying goes, 'Only by learning until old age can one live until old age.' I believe you have all seen plenty of people who die poor without a job."

"When I was young, I was also busy with work all day and attended tutoring classes every night to enhance my competitiveness in the workplace."

"After all, how can you work if you don't study? And how can you earn money to live to old age if you don't work?"

"Only by dedicating our lives to learning, working, and paying taxes can we follow the true Righteous Path of Immortal Cultivation."

"I'm 145 years old now, but I've almost saved enough money to buy Longevity Elixir. Once I successfully take the elixir, I'll be able to live to 170 and work for another 10 years..."

Upon hearing these words, the many elderly people applauded in unison, looking at the 145-year-old Teacher Bai, as if they had seen their role model.

"Hehe, of course, the reason I've lived this long and maintained my ability to work is all thanks to my years of consistent spiritual practice, which helps me eliminate toxins from my body..."

In the other meeting room, the elders of many gangs also expressed their admiration.

"Old Bai is still very steady. He's already built a good relationship with the students before he's even officially started teaching."

"Given his seniority, experience, and his own example, he has more than enough authority to manage these clients. If this class is handed over to him, the renewal rate will definitely be very high."

"Sigh, whether it's Little Yao or Lao Bai, I don't know who to choose."

Outside the classroom, listening to Lao Bai's lecture, Zhang Yu felt a sense of foreboding. "This guy is actually using the White Dragon Person's name too?"

"Damn it... I need to think of other advantages."

"These Qi Refining experts are all arrogant and conceited, and they all come from Key High School, or even the Three Great High Schools."

"Ordinary methods probably won't be enough to subdue them..."

After Teacher Bai finished his lecture, it was finally Zhang Yu's turn.

As soon as Zhang Yu entered the classroom, he heard Old Man Wang say, "Young man, you can go out now, there's no need to continue."

Although Zhang Yu's disguised appearance was that of someone in their thirties or forties, in the eyes of these elders he was clearly just a young brat.

Old Man Wang coldly stated, "We've made up our minds. Senior Bai will be teaching the class; there's no need to change anyone."

Having said that, he suddenly unleashed a palm strike accompanied by a series of thunderous sounds, aiming straight for Zhang Yu's chest, as if to blast Zhang Yu out of the classroom in one breath. Bang!

A loud explosion was heard.

Old Man Wang's palm strike first hit Zhang Yu's Copper Armor Corpse Skin, which had been Grievance Fiend Art.

Then, the palm strike was abruptly blocked by the Formless Cloud Gang beneath the skin.

Then, as the Formless Cloud Gang was transmitted, it was distributed to Zhang Yu's bones, which were as white as silver frost.

Zhang Yu, who appeared to be motionless, actually withstood the blow with his flesh and bones, which had been honed to the peak of Qi Refining Peak, combined with his internal energy manipulation skills.

For Old Man Wang, it felt like he had slapped a piece of steel reinforcement used in the foundation of a skyscraper. Not only did he fail to push the other party back, but his own hand also felt a sharp pain.

"You brat!" Old Man Wang looked at Zhang Yu with a surprised and uncertain expression. "Such a powerful Body Protection Technique, there must be more than one, right?"

Zhang Yu smiled slightly and said, "Old sir, there are two more blows."

Old Man Wang said calmly, "With your Body Tempering level, you must be a university graduate. There's no need for further verification."

His hands were behind his back, his palms trembling from the pain of the slap he had just delivered, and all he wanted to do was apply an ice pack immediately.

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The other elders were also secretly amazed by this scene. They all knew Wang Lao's level of expertise, and Zhang Yu's status in their eyes rose sharply because of Wang Lao's high praise. They immediately quieted down, wanting to hear about the young man's teaching skills.

Zhang Yu walked to the podium and said calmly, "My surname is Ma, you can call me Teacher Ma."

"The Boundless Spring Autumn Zen that I'm going to teach you today is Cultivation Method I learned when I was at Immortal Cloud High School."

An elderly man frowned and asked, "What kind of high school is Immortal Cloud High School? I've never heard of it."

Another elderly man said, "That name sounds familiar. Could it be some kind of ordinary high school?"

Old Man Wang suddenly looked up, shocked, and said, "You mean Immortal Cloud High School? Could it be that...?"

"Not bad," Zhang Yu said calmly, "It is indeed Immortal Cloud High School on the Layer 5 of Immortal Capital."

"I am from Immortal Capital People."

Zhang Yu's words immediately attracted the attention of everyone present.

Facing the gazes of the crowd, Zhang Yu said calmly, "My home is on the Layer 5 floor of Immortal Capital, North Sixth Ring Road, and not outside the Sixth Ring Road, but inside it."

Someone whispered, "What's on the Layer 5?"

Old Man Wang said softly, "It's the Upper Level of the clouds in Immortal Capital, a sky city, but I don't know exactly where the North Sixth Ring Road is."

Zhang Yu explained, "Above Immortal Capital is a floating island covering the entire city, a sky city, which we usually call Layer 5 1.5, somewhere between Layer 1 and Layer 2 of Kunxu."

"The most beautiful place up there is the Central Yunhai Park."

"I still remember the forests, lakes, and the Giant Dragon breathing clouds and mist amidst that sea of clouds..."

As Zhang Yu recalled the luxurious scenes he had witnessed on Layer 5 1.5 during the Dao Heart Test of the Foundation Establishment Exam, a look of nostalgia appeared in his eyes as he recounted the wonders of Layer 5 1.5 to everyone.

Zhang Yu thought to himself, "That half-day experience in the Illusion Realm is enough to brag about in Songyang City."

As everyone listened to the various delicacies, Dharma Skeleton, and Cauldron in the mansion next to Yunhai Park, their faces were filled with longing, wishing they could go there at least once in their lives.

Old Man Wang thought to himself, "Just who is this person? The Immortal Capital People I met on the Second Layer didn't seem to have anything as impressive as what he's saying."

After blowing for a while, Zhang Yu suddenly raised an eyebrow, looked at everyone, and said, "I had absolutely no interest in coming to a rural place like yours to tutor you outsiders."

He sighed helplessly, "Unfortunately, things can change unexpectedly, and misfortune can strike at any time. I can only make do with this..."

Sensing the three parts contempt, three parts disdain, three parts disdain, and one part arrogance in Zhang Yu's eyes, Old Man Wang trembled, thinking to himself, "That's exactly how it feels!"

"The Immortal Capital People I met on the Second Layer were all so arrogant, and that's how they talked to us Songyang people!"

While imitating the Immortal Capital Master he had seen during the Foundation Establishment Exam, Zhang Yu secretly observed the changes in everyone's expressions, thinking to himself, "Just as I thought."

"The more these old bastards despise high school graduates and those inferior to them, the more they admire wealthy academic elites like Immortal Capital Master."

In the conference room.

The gang elders exclaimed in surprise, "The Immortal Capital Master is actually teaching us? Is he for real?"

An elderly man with a long white beard said, "Whether it's true or not, haven't you seen how well the customers are reacting?"

Another bald old man laughed, "Excellent, excellent, this is the one! Our Dark Learning Gang should definitely get our hands on this! The reputation of the Immortal Capital People will surely attract countless new students."

One of Teacher Yao's supporters said, "But Little Yao can boost drug sales. He said he wants to open up new markets for the gang. If he becomes Gold Medal Teacher, he can help us secure drug distribution channels."

The old man with the long white beard said, "You believe him just because he says so? I could say I can get the Copyright to 'Immortal Charm '!"

Another person said, "What about Old Bai? A genuine White Dragon Person, 145 years old, with rich work experience, and wholeheartedly devoted to the gang..."

The bald old man said, "He's a 145-year-old geezer; he might die in class any day now. Why choose him?"

He continued, "I think we should choose Ma Yunteng. Immortal Capital People have a strong enough reputation to truly help the gang."

Another person suggested, "I still think the Little Yao is better. No matter how famous the brand is, it's better to make more money."

Someone said, "Little Yao has Little Yao advantages, Little Ma have Little Ma advantages. Why don't we just choose two Gold Medal Teacher this time?"

Someone countered, "There are only so many classes. If you choose two... where are you going to find so many classes for them to teach?"

The elders in the conference room started arguing and arguing over who should be the new Gold Medal Teacher to take over the class.

(End of this chapter)

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