Cultivation? Ain't Got No Money For That!
Chapter 57

Passing the Assessment, Heading to Songyang

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Passing the Assessment, Going to Songyang (Asking for Monthly Tickets)

"Zhang Yu!"

"Zhang Yu!"

"Zhang Yu!"

Amid repeated calls, Zhang Yu suddenly woke up, only to hear a burst of laughter in the classroom.

Looking up at the podium, he saw the teacher glaring coldly at him. "Go stand outside."

Zhang Yu helplessly got to his feet and walked out of the classroom.

Day after day of high school life passed by, yet he could not feel even a shred of hope.

His grades kept worsening, his ranking kept falling. He had dropped from the Demonstration Class to the worst class, and whether it was his classmates or teachers, they all looked at him as though he were a bucket of garbage.

Meanwhile, the loans he had taken out to cultivate the Immortal Dao only kept piling up, crushing him until he could barely breathe.

Finally, one day, he made his way to the school rooftop.

Just as he was about to take that final step, his phone rang.

Zhang Yu answered it and heard someone on the other end say, "Hello? Is this Mr. Zhang Yu? A new cemetery plot has opened up in the northern suburbs. For just two hundred thousand, you can enjoy posthumous Corpse Refinement services and perhaps even live another life..."

Zhang Yu laughed. "Your big data is fucking good at calculating things. It even guessed I was about to jump off a building? Too bad it didn't calculate that I'm flat broke right now and can't afford your grave."

The other person continued, "If you're flat broke, don't you want to turn things around? Our company has a Mending the Sky Project. If you're interested in learning more, I can send it to you..."

Zhang Yu hung up and continued staring into the abyss-like

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