I Have an Elf Here, Red Dragon King-Buy Her and Have Her Date You

The Elephant Soldier guarding the city gate of Myriad Forms City looked at the Red Dragon King in front of them and felt a little flustered. Why did the Red Dragon King, who had disappeared for so long, suddenly return? The City Lord was going to have nightmares again tonight. Back then, this Red Dragon King had tricked the City Lord out of one of his ivory tusks.

It was bad enough that they swindled the City Lord out of his ivory, but a few days later they came to Myriad Forms City and stole a huge sum of money that the City Lord had saved for a long time.

Because the Red Dragon King used a special metal to reforge an ivory tusk for the City Lord, and the quality of that tusk tusk was far superior to the City Lord's original one.

The Red Dragon King grew from a poor and weak Powerful Red Dragon one in a short period of time, all thanks to the sponsorship of the City Lord of the surrounding cities.

Their City Lord Myriad Forms City had also sought to settle old scores with Red Dragon. Before leaving the city, he was full of vigor and confident of victory.

He returned home clutching the bills, looking utterly disheveled.

In those years, the City Lord said the harshest words and suffered the most severe beatings, and the magnificent palaces were slowly turned into Thatched Hut.

Sometimes, the City Lord would even be dragged by the Red Dragon King to do work.

I remember one time when the Red Dragon King came to Myriad Forms City again to ask the City Lord for work, the City Lord refused him firmly.

At that time, the City Lord had paid off his debts to the Red Dragon King by working for him, so he refused the Red Dragon King City Lord's offer to hire him again with great integrity.

Then, the Red Dragon King made a bold statement: double wages and meals included!

The City Lord led them off again, all excited and eager, to work for the Red Dragon King.

In the words of the City Lord, they can't beat them in a fight, nor can they out-argue them. They are honest and kind elephants, and are naturally no match for the treacherous, cunning, and vicious red dragons.

To subdue the Red Dragon, we need to find powerful warriors, heroes, or strong mercenary groups in the human world.

Oh no, I wonder if the City Lord has received news of the Red Dragon King's return.

They all know that the Red Dragon King has returned, and I suppose the City Lord must know as well, right? The Myriad Forms Mountain Range are now completely connected with Myriad Forms City.

As long as Myriad Forms City wants to know what is happening in the Myriad Forms Mountain Range, any slightest movement can be reported to Myriad Forms City immediately.

What is the City Lord doing now? He's probably hiding his valuable treasures everywhere, lest the Red Dragon King set his sights on him.

No, they need to buy the City Lord some time to hide the treasure.

"Lord Red Dragon King, why have you suddenly returned? Have you found Dragon Island? The City Lord said that you left back then to search for the legendary Dragon Island."

"You've probably mistaken me for someone else. I'm not the Red Dragon King."

"Lord Red Dragon King, you jest. It's not like we haven't seen you before. Even if you were standing right in front of us now, or even if you turned to ashes one day, we would still recognize you."

"???"

Lance stepped forward and grabbed the large ear of the Elephantkin with his dragon claw. "I have a feeling you were cursing me just now."

"No, no, I wouldn't dare curse you. I spoke without thinking just now, please don't be angry, Lord Red Dragon King Red Dragon King. If you're still not satisfied, I'll cut off this elephant's ear and serve it to you Red Dragon King a snack with your wine."

Lance released the Elephantkin's large ears and lightly patted Elephantkin head. "Don't say such disgusting things. I'm not so cruel as to use your ears as snacks. Think about when I've ever eaten your ears."

It seems that Lord Red Dragon King has indeed never eaten the ears of their giant elephants.

To be precise, even the Red Dragon King wouldn't eat any of the Source Beast that could speak.

The Red Dragon King may be bad, but at least he never treated them like a buffet.

The buffet originated from Red Dragon City.

How did you recognize me?

"The City Lord have dealt with you have spread your portrait throughout the mountains where the city is located, and have also listed your disaster level... cough... I mean your treatment level as the highest level."

The creatures in the mountains, upon seeing you, must immediately relay the news to the city. Therefore, when you appeared in the Myriad Forms Mountain Range, we received news of your return instantly.

I let it slip; I hope Lord Red Dragon King won't pursue the matter further.

It's likely that Lord Red Dragon King is well aware that his disaster level ranks first among all the city lords.

He was the nightmare of all the city lords, and at the same time, he was also their mentor.

There are quite a few City Lord who want to kill the Red Dragon King, such as the city lord of Peacock City.

For example, the lord of Lava City.

Those two city lords would feel murderous intent upon hearing the name of the Red Dragon King.

They wished they could imprison the Red Dragon King and whip him every day.

A look of sudden realization dawned on Lance's fiery red vertical pupils.

He's made something of himself.

Knowing how to bring all the creatures in the entire mountain range under his control and how to cleverly utilize their abilities, the city lord of Myriad Forms City is indeed a meticulous giant elephant.

"You don't need to be so nervous. I haven't been a city lord for many years. I'm not coming back this time to target any city lord. I'm just here to stroll around, take a look, and reminisce about the glorious days when I worked with your city lord and other city lords."

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Is it to reminisce about the glorious days when they cooperated with their city lord?

Instead of reminiscing about their City Lord's exclamation of "It smells so good!" after finishing his work and eating heartily, that's the City Lord's dark history.

It's one thing to work for the Red Dragon King, but he couldn't help but say "It smells so good!" while eating.

However, the Red Dragon King's cooking was indeed delicious, and he really did pay double wages.

"I'm going into the city for a stroll. Just let Wanxiang know I'm back. Also, don't follow me. I just want to wander around Myriad Forms City as a dragon."

"Lord Red Dragon King, please enter the city."

Lance bypassed the Elephantkin guarding the city gate and entered the Myriad Forms City.

The city was bustling with activity. Most of the creatures that came into view were Elephantkin and various humanoid Source Beast, as well as upright-walking Dragon Beast.

As for humans, we haven't seen them yet.

Most of these cities Deep Mountain Old Forest are inhabited by Source Beast that have awakened their intelligence, as well as creatures that can speak human or animal language.

Humans are rarely seen.

After all, this is not a human city.

On the street, tiger-men sat cross-legged in front of stalls, selling weapons and dried meat.

There are bears that are nearly ten meters tall selling honey, candy, and candied hawthorn skewers with honey coating.

There are bald-headed birds selling the cubs of unknown Source Beast.

The Source Beast, Dragon Beast, and Elephantkin in the city all seemed to be somewhat afraid of him when they saw this red dragon.

This made Lance feel a little strange. He was just a dragonman who was a little over three meters tall. The Source Beast and Dragon Beast walking on the street were at least three meters tall. Only some cubs were less than three meters tall, only a little over one meter.

He didn't unleash his dragon might either. Surely not all the creatures of Myriad Forms City knew he was the Red Dragon King? Apart from some Elephantkin, most of the Source Beast and Dragon Beast in the city probably hadn't seen the Red Dragon King before.

It doesn't matter anymore.

So what if he knows? He doesn't really care whether his identity has been exposed or not; even if it has, it doesn't matter.

His current identity is the Red Dragon King, Lance.

After buying a few bottles of honey from a stall run by a group of Flower Elf and a string of candied hawthorns from a stall run by a bear, Lance continued walking toward the Myriad Forms City.

Myriad Forms City is well-planned and well-organized, and it even has a sewer system.

After finishing the candied hawthorn, Lance casually tossed the wooden sticks from his dragon claw onto the ground. The next second, three or four giant Tiger Head Bee, each over a meter long, flapped their wings and flew to Lance's front.

"Littering is prohibited in Myriad Forms City. Littering will result in a fine. Considering this is your first offense, you will receive a verbal warning this time. If you do it again, you will be fined one Elephant Gold."

Elephant Gold, the gold coins of Myriad Forms City.

With a fine system in place, no wonder the streets are so clean.

Lance bent down to pick up the wooden stick he had thrown away, and a wisp of flame rose from the dragon's claw, burning the stick to ashes.

"Thank you for reminding me."

"You're welcome."

Lance stared at the Tiger Head Bee's stinger for a few moments, then turned and left.

"Captain, why not just fine that dragonman?"

"We dare not punish them."

"Just a dragon man."

"Just a dragon-man? He's the legendary Red Dragon King."

"How did the captain know he was the Red Dragon King?"

"We just received the news. Apart from the residents of the city who are unaware of it yet, all the officials who serve the City Lord have received this message."

I suspect the Red Dragon King deliberately threw trash on the ground just now to see if we would fine him.

"Is that so? I feel that the Red Dragon King is a very polite dragonman. He even thanked us just now. He is much more polite than the Dragon Beast and dragonmen in the city."

"Continue to patrol the other areas. As for this Red Dragon King, there's no need to keep an eye on him anymore. Judging from the direction he went, it's towards the City Lord's Mansion. Let the City Lord entertain this Red Dragon King."

The Tiger Head Bee, each over a meter tall, buzzed and communicated for a while before flapping their wings and flying away from the area.

Lance arrived at the central area of Myriad Forms City. If he walked a little further, he would reach the City Lord's Mansion.

The environment in the central area is much better than that in the peripheral areas.

A small white elephant, less than three meters tall, appeared in front of Lance and blocked his way.

The baby white elephant is wearing a flower wreath on its head.

"Red Dragon King, my father sent me to greet you."

Lance glanced at the baby white elephant in front of him, then grinned and said in a friendly smile, "Your father is Wanxiang?"

"Not Wanxiang, my father is the city lord of Myriad Forms City."

A childish, babyish voice.

This little guy probably wasn't weaned for very long.

She also had a pleasant milky scent.

"Little one, what's your name?"

"Oli".

"It sounds much better than your father's name." Lance smiled and patted the little white elephant's head, then casually took the flower wreath from her head and put it on his own. "Your flower wreath is so pretty, doesn't it look good on Uncle?"

"It doesn't look as good on me."

"Uncle thinks you don't look good in a flower wreath. Here, Uncle will give you a crown. When you grow up, Uncle will make you the city lord of Myriad Forms City."

Lance spread out his dragon claws, and with a flash of light, a golden crown inlaid with various gems appeared on his dragon claws.

Vientiane sent his daughter to greet him, wasn't he just trying to see if he, as her uncle, would give her a gift? What a cunning old fox.

When he left, that guy didn't even have a wife; now he's back with a child.

The golden crown inlaid with various gemstones was once worn on Wanxiang's head. Later, in order to dominate the region, Wanxiang beat him so badly that he vomited blood. The golden crown was Wanxiang's compensation for his medical expenses.

"Red Dragon King so nice. Father said you are a bad uncle, but you are not bad at all, you are just a little ugly."

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Children speak without restraint.

Children speak without restraint.

Lance retrieved the golden crown inlaid with jewels from the little white elephant's head and placed the flower wreath on the little white elephant's head instead. "Oli, you look better with the flower wreath on."

"Shameless! After all these years, you're still as shameless as ever. You even put the gift on my kid's head, and you still took it back."

A burly Elephantkin, over three meters tall, appeared behind the little white elephant, looking at Lance with disdain.

"Vientiane, it's been a long time."

"If I could, I would wish I never had to see you in this lifetime."

"You weren't like this when you were eating the communal meals I cooked."

"Enough nonsense. You're back? Why aren't you back in your Red Dragon City? What are you doing in my Myriad Forms City? Looking for a fight?"

"You're already got a baby, so watch your words in the future. Don't resort to violence so easily, or you'll corrupt the child."

Lance placed the golden crown, inlaid with jewels on the dragon's claw, back on the little white elephant's head.

You should at least call him "uncle," you can't just leave him with nothing.

"Why don't you go find the Peacock City Lord? Or the city lord of Lava City? Are you afraid they'll beat you to death?"

"Aroman doesn't display her feathers, so there's no point in looking for her."

"Are you really stupid, or just pretending? How do female peacocks display their tail feathers? In the peacock species, only male peacocks display their tail feathers."

"???"

Only male peacocks display their tail feathers? He always thought that all peacocks would display their tail feathers, and that they would display them to attract each other during courtship.

"The female peacock that doesn't display its tail feathers is a bit ugly."

"???"

He finally understood why Aroman wanted to kill the Red Dragon Lance and tear Lance's mouth apart.

Previously, he said Aroman Aroman stupid in front of him, that he couldn't even spread his tail feathers properly, and now he's saying Aroman is ugly in front of him again. "In most bird species, the males are more attractive than the females, because the more attractive the males are, the easier it is for them to find a mate."

Are you sure?

"Sure."

A solemn expression appeared in Lance's fiery red vertical pupils.

"I think I know why I'm still single."

"Because you are shameless, insidious, cunning, and shameless."

"No, no, no, it's probably because I think my male dragon is too good-looking."

You just said that most males are more attractive than females, and I think that makes a lot of sense.

It turns out that the reason he's still single is because he hasn't met a female dragon more beautiful than himself.

No wonder he has never wanted to be in a relationship all these years.

The emotional reason is here.

But dating doesn't seem that interesting; raising kids is much more fun.

"Don't even think about dating a female dragon. Female dragons don't like old dragons. If you really want to date, you can try to find a human, beastman, or elf. By the way, I happen to have an elf here. You can buy her and have her date you."