Evil Dragon: My Adopted Dragonling Always Wants to Be an Empress
Chapter 357

Why Not Cling to the Valkyrie's Thighs and Have Me, a Death God, Collect Your Debt for You?

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No, does Lance think that because he's the Grim Reaper, he won't die?

Does the Grim Reaper's life not count as a life? Valkyrie of the God Realm, how could a mere Tier Two Death God like him possibly see her?

Who gave Lance this illusion? Making him think that a mere Tier Two Death God from Hell could act arrogantly in front of the Valkyrie? Not to mention that this bastard Lance even suggested he go to the Valkyrie to collect a debt. If he even dared to say "collect a debt," he'd probably be pinned to the wall by Valkyrie spear. No, no, no, he's been driven mad by Lance's words. How could the Valkyrie owe a mere human like him money? He, a Tier Two Death God, hasn't even had the chance to see the Valkyrie's divine face. As a human, Lance should have even less of a chance to see the Valkyrie from mythology.

He said the Valkyrie owed him money.

Are you kidding this Grim Reaper?

"Don't make those hellish jokes again, you almost made me believe them."

Death God Solomon Death God Scythe and retorted to Lance with a sarcastic tone. It was only Lance who could handle such a joke; any other Grim Reaper would have had their performance bonus and year-end bonus docked.

"I'm not kidding, the Valkyrie of the God Realm really owes me money. I even ran into her last night. She said she didn't have any money on her, and that all her money was in the God Realm. She told me to go to the God Realm to find her and get the money."

I'm not strong enough to freely enter and leave the realm of gods. While I was still thinking about how to go to the realm of gods to collect this debt, I suddenly thought of you.

Didn't you once travel to Heaven? I figured that since you could enter Heaven, you should also be able to enter the realm of gods through Heaven's special passage, and then, as the god of death from Hell, go to the divine realm where the god of war resides, find the Valkyrie, and help me get this money back.

Over a thousand years have passed, and the interest alone would amount to a considerable sum. If the Valkyrie had any conscience, she might voluntarily give you two artifacts to pass on to me.

"If she really uses two divine artifacts to settle her debt, I won't treat you unfairly. I'll give you one artifact, and you can send the other one to me using the teleportation function of the Death God Scythe."

As friends, even if Sophia doesn't give him a divine artifact, she'll probably give him some local specialties from the divine realm. He can then share some with Solomon, and the rest will be his.

If the local specialties of the divine realm were placed in the human world, they would be of divine quality.

Herbs and plants can be used in medicine, and metals can be refined into weapons.

He doesn't mind all sorts of random local specialties.

"To correct you on one point, Heaven and the realm of gods are two different places. My ability to go to Heaven does not mean that I can enter the realm of gods."

Don't treat me, a Tier Two Death God, like some big shot from Hell. The God Realm is not a place where someone like me, Tier Two Death God, can come and go as I please. Not to mention me, even those gods in the human world who become deities through faith may not be qualified to enter the God Realm.

No, can you please stop talking nonsense? Talking about gods can easily lead to trouble. I want you to die sooner, but I don't want to see your cause of death be: dying for blasphemy.

The Valkyrie isn't the minor deity you might imagine. Her divine status is only slightly lower than that of a main god. As for her strength... let me put it this way: a level five death god could be crushed with a single finger.

To speak with Valkyrie on equal footing, one must be at least a Level 9 Shinigami. Oh, by the way, Level 9 Shinigami can enter the realm of gods; to be precise, Level 5 and above Shinigami can enter the realm of gods.

How about this, you wait until I become a Level 9 Grim Reaper, then contact me again. I'll go to the God Realm to find the Valkyrie and help you collect your debt. If you're not comfortable with that, just abandon your human identity and come to Hell. Once you become a Level 9... no, Level Six Death God, you can go to the God Realm yourself to collect your debt from the Valkyrie.

How about it?"

Death God Solomon no longer cared whether Lance really knew the Valkyrie. If he could use this opportunity to trick Lance into going to Hell, it would be a great thing for him.

People like Lance don't necessarily have to die to become Grim Reaper; they can enter Hell alive and still become Grim Reaper.

If he were to cultivate himself into a god in Hell while still alive, a god of death like him would have limitless potential. He might even have the opportunity to meet King of the Underworld, or be appointed by King of the Underworld and become a god with an exclusive title.

Such deities can freely enter and leave the divine realm, and may even have their own divine residences within it.

If there are such gods in Hell, and if Lance were willing to come to Hell earlier, and be able to condense a divine spark, ignite the Divine Fire, and become a god, his future achievements would be no less than his.

Thinking about it that way, it seems he wasn't really fooling Lance.

Lance tricked him.

"Can Level Six Death God enter the God Realm?"

"Right."

"When will you become Level Six Death God? Within half a month? Or within a month? Is it possible to become Level Six Death God?"

"???"

Is this guy treating his advancement to Grim Reaper like a training session?

Is it possible to break through several realms in one night? Advancement in the Grim Reaper requires assessment, which includes not only performance and ability but also combat prowess.

Failing to meet even one of the criteria will prevent you from getting promoted.

How long did it take him to advance from Level One Death God to Tier Two Death God?

Thousands of years.

It would take at least a thousand years to advance from Level 2 to Tier Three Death God Shinigami, and to advance to Level Six Death God... Ha. Let's wait until he becomes Level 5 Shinigami first.

Too many Grim Reapers are stuck at the level of Level 5 Grim Reaper.

Level 5 Death is a hurdle.

"You think too highly of me."

"Cannot?"

Death God Solomon rolled his eyes. If he could, he would have already advanced to the fifth level of Death God.

"If I give you a Wisdom Fruit, can you advance to the fifth level of Death God within a month? Or within six months?"

"Even if you give me ten Wisdom Fruit, I still can't possibly advance to Level Six Death... Death... Death... Wait, what did you just say? Wisdom Fruit? You're going to give me one Wisdom Fruit? The one from the legendary Wisdom Fruit Wisdom Tree planted by the Goddess of Wisdom herself?"

When Death God Solomon, came to his senses, he suddenly lunged forward, startling the young dragon so much that she instinctively shrank back. Solomon's action gave her the feeling that he was about to run out of the projection screen.

Lance nodded. "Yes, it's this Wisdom Fruit."

"Do you possess the Wisdom Fruit?"

"I don't have any right now, but if you can guarantee that you can advance to Level Six Death God within six months after eating the Wisdom Fruit, I might be able to get you one to eat after tomorrow. If I can't, just pretend I didn't say anything."

Sophia asked him if he would be at Saint Lance tomorrow. Lance felt that Sophia was most likely going to make a move against him tomorrow, Eileen would probably come to Saint Blue.

The Lightning Dragon Eileen has arrived, Golden Dragon Austin should also be back. Sophia is probably going to lead them to besiege him.

If he wins in this situation, he'll definitely get two or three Wisdom Fruit from Austin.

If there are two Wisdom Fruit, giving one to Solomon wouldn't be a bad idea.

Death God Solomon is quite good. If he can become Level Six Death God, the network of relationships in Hell will have expanded slightly to the higher levels.

"Brother, you're not planning to plunder the Wisdom Holy Mountain, are you? As far as I know, in the human world, only the Wisdom Holy Mountain has a Wisdom Fruit. If you want the Wisdom Fruit, you have no other choice but to plunder the Holy Mountain of Wisdom Fruit."

As the Grim Reaper, he naturally knew where the Wisdom Fruit, a divine object, was located and where it wasn't.

"I'm not so arrogant as to dare to raid the main god's dojo. If you change the subject, just say you'll get a Wisdom Fruit and see if you can become Level Six Death God within six months."

"No." The Grim Death God Solomon had suddenly stood up, sat back down in his chair, put his legs on the desk, and said, "The effect of the Wisdom Fruit is that it can help people enhance their wisdom, but for a Grim Reaper like me whose wisdom is already very high, the help the Wisdom Fruit can provide is not exaggerated to that extent."

However, once I become a Level 5 Death God, consuming a Wisdom Fruit might be somewhat useful to me, because Level 5 Death God is a hurdle; only after passing it can one be qualified to aspire to Level 9 Death God.

If you can't get past that, you'll most likely remain a Level 5 Death God forever.

"That's getting off-topic. Seriously, are you kidding me when you say the Valkyrie owes you money? Or are you serious? I'm not kidding; talking about gods is definitely a dangerous thing."

Lance was his favorite Grim Reaper; otherwise, he wouldn't have granted Lance such great authority, elevating his status as Intern Death God Reaper above that of Level One Death God.

Among other Tier Two Death God, Level One Death God hold a higher status than Intern Death God, but in his case, Lance, as Intern Death God, will always hold a higher status than Level One Death God.

All the Level One Death God here knew this, so none of Level One Death God dared to bypass him and directly issue a hell bounty mission to Lance.

Lance is at least somewhat conscientious, knowing to use the Wisdom Fruit to tempt him.

In fact, hell also has a divine object that is no less powerful than the Wisdom Fruit, called the "Hell Fruit".

Eating the Hell Fruit would greatly increase a Shinigami's strength and transform his physique into a hellish form.

Anyway, the Grim Reapers described the effects of the "Hell Fruit" as something miraculous.

"I'm not lying to you. Do you remember when you went to Heaven, I asked you to find a girl Sophia?"

"Really? Let me think... Oh... there seems to be such a thing, but what is the connection between Sophia and the Valkyrie?"

"Sophia is Valkyrie. To be precise, Sophia is an identity that Valkyrie uses when she walks in the human world. When I met her, she was human, and then for some reason, we became friends."

After that, she would borrow money from me from time to time and often came to my place to eat. Later, for some reason, I didn't take good care of her and she died.

Later, by chance, I discovered that Sophia looked very much like the statue in the Valkyrie Temple. I tested her and found out that Sophia really was Valkyrie.

After I died and returned to the realm of gods, I became a deity and still didn't repay my money. Yesterday, someone brought me down from the realm of gods, and when I asked her to repay the money, she told me to go back to the realm of gods to get it.

Then I thought of you.

"!!!"

Death God Solomon was dumbfounded. Good heavens, his Intern Death God actually knew the Valkyrie of the Gods!

It is true that deities can walk and experience the human world in human form.

This has happened many times in history. When deities are reincarnated into human beings, their names never appear on the list of the Grim Reapers in Hell.

Their names will only appear in King of the Underworld's domain.

During casual conversation, he heard some very old Death Gods mention that gods like the God of War and the God of Light King had once lived in the human world as humans.

After a brief moment of distraction, Death God Solomon's face showed anger at his Valkyrie of the gods, and instead of thinking about making Valkyrie your backer, you're thinking about making her Valkyrie back your money!"

How much are those coins worth?

The Valkyrie's friendship is what's truly valuable! Has he gone mad from being Intern Death God? What a Tier Two Death God can offer, the Valkyrie offers far more.

If Lance can get on Valkyrie's good side, his status will rise accordingly! Is he embarrassed to be a kept Valkyrie?

Stupid!

You've been single for over a thousand years, don't you understand how good it is to be a kept man? You've wasted your life like a dog?

Are you stupid?

"Speak politely, don't swear."

"If I don't scold you a few times, I really feel like I'm letting you down because of this opportunity. You've already met the Valkyrie, and instead of thinking about continuing and developing your friendship with Valkyrie, you're thinking about picking a debt from Valkyrie. Are you stupid? No wonder you're still single. With you like this, I don't think you'll ever find a wife in your life."

From now on, don't say you know me in front of the Valkyrie, or I'm afraid you'll lower my IQ in Valkyrie eyes.

In short, I will not go to the divine realm to collect your debt. If you are so capable, go do it yourself.

That's all. Don't contact me again unless it's absolutely necessary.

Death God Solomon ended the projection call without giving Lance a chance to speak.

Just as Lance was about to put away the Death God Scythe, the blacked-out projection screen lit up again, and the Death God Solomon reappeared on the screen, saying, "Straight man, idiot, no emotional intelligence, no wonder you're single, you're infuriating! You don't deserve the Valkyrie's friendship!"

(╬◣д◢) "I Wisdom Fruit."

"You have shit."

"I have eaten the Wisdom Fruit."

"You've eaten it?"

Death God Solomon's gaze fell on the young dragon, who said she had eaten the Wisdom Fruit.

After staring into the young dragon's eyes for a while, he said, "Your clear and bright eyes tell me that you have never eaten the Wisdom Fruit."

"I've really eaten it; you can tell just by looking into my eyes."

"Your wise eyes tell me you've never eaten this before."

"."

Why does it feel like Death God Solomon is cursing her? "Don't even think about asking me to help you collect your debts. I'm leaving this opportunity to you. I've already told you the way. Once you become Level Six Death God, you can go to the God Realm."

"Hmm, I'll see if I can upgrade your Intern Death God to a Level One Death God in the next few days."

Death God Solomon ended the projection once again.

Lance put away the Death God Scythe with a helpless expression.

We've been talking for so long, but it's all been for nothing.

Death God Solomon is unreliable.

Sigh. It seems he'll have to rely on himself.

He said he had a piece of shit. He wanted to see if Solomon would eat it when he passed the Wisdom Fruit to Solomon.

In order for Death God Solomon to smoothly become a Level 6 Level Six Death God, it would be best to prepare a Wisdom Fruit for him.

Anyway, Dragon delivers to your door.

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