Rules for Friends and Family Ascending

"You..." Tang Yuehua opened her mouth slightly, but didn't know what to say.

She knew perfectly well what the tent represented.

To be fair, she did have feelings for the man in front of her.

But she would never be willing to exchange power for it in this way.

Besides, isn't this guy being far too lustful?

In broad daylight... Ah Yin and Ah Rou are not far away.

Just as Tang Yuehua was in a state of utter confusion, Lin Hai took out an exquisite tray and said:

I really don't like your current hairstyle.

"Here are some clothes and jewelry. You have half an hour to change and adjust. I want to see what a 'single woman in her late twenties' should look like!"

Tang Yuehua was slightly taken aback, and didn't bother to care about the term "leftover woman".

Looking at the neatly stacked clothes and exquisite jewelry boxes on the tray, a blush involuntarily rose to her cheeks.

It turns out this tent was for her to change clothes!

Seeing this, Lin Hai's lips curled into a playful smile, "Why are you blushing? You don't actually think...?"

Before he could finish speaking, Tang Yuehua rushed forward and covered his mouth.

"If I change my clothes, will you solve my Martial Soul problem?" she asked eagerly.

Lin Hai gestured with his lips, indicating that he couldn't speak right now.

Tang Yuehua felt the warmth from her palm and hurriedly let go, her pretty face turning even redder.

Lin Hai then smiled and said, "It's not just about your attire; I want to see a transformation inside and out."

Seeing that Tang Yuehua wanted to say something, he immediately added, "Half an hour, start the timer!"

Tang Yuehua glared at Lin Hai, snatched the tray, and hurriedly ran towards the tent.

This was the first time in her life that she had run so fast without regard for her manners.

That bastard deliberately set up the tent so far away, he clearly wanted to see her lose her composure!

It can only be said that Tang Yuehua underestimated Lin Hai.

What's so interesting about her losing her composure? The way she moves in this outfit is what makes her so beautiful!

Lin Hai gazed at Tang Yuehua's slender back and leisurely transmitted his voice, "Don't rush, half an hour is quite a long time."

Upon hearing the telepathic message, Tang Yuehua staggered and nearly fell.

At that moment, she no longer cared about etiquette, turned around and cursed angrily, "You bastard, go to hell!"

After cursing, he continued running towards the tent...

Haha~

Hearing the hearty laughter coming from behind her, Tang Yuehua was so angry she gritted her teeth.

This guy could clearly communicate telepathically, yet he insisted on kissing her hand just now.

After kissing her, he even sent her a telepathic message reminding her that she'd been tricked!

How can there be such despicable people in the world?!

"You humans are truly sentimental."

Unbeknownst to them, Ah Rou had already silently appeared behind Lin Hai.

Lin Hai instinctively dodged to the side, and after recognizing it was Ah Rou, he subconsciously retorted:

"It's one thing for a rabbit not to croak, but it also walks without making a sound!"

"Can't it bark?" Ah Rou blinked in confusion.

Lin Hai realized he had misspoke, gave an awkward laugh, and didn't continue the conversation.

Ah Rou was already used to Lin Hai's occasional strange behavior, and asked with a smile:

"You just finished targeting her brother and nephew, and now you're flirting with her. Aren't you worried that you'll be stabbed to death by your partner in bed later?"

Lin Hai shrugged nonchalantly. "Cause and effect are cyclical. There's no reason why I'm allowed to make others bleed, but others aren't allowed to make me bleed."

"Bleeding?" Ah Rou was taken aback at first, then realized what was happening and couldn't help but roll her eyes.

This guy is really lucky; it's like all the major powers are taking turns raising his daughter.

She'll raise him and then not marry him off; she'll just wait for him to take advantage of her!

"You and Xiao Wu..." Ah Rou hesitated, then stopped herself from speaking.

Lin Hai nodded knowingly, and said meaningfully, "Don't worry, we've already made sacrifices for each other."

Ah Rou was slightly taken aback. "That girl really doesn't hide anything from you."

These were clearly the words she said when she was displeased with Xiao Wu's one-sided sacrifices and when disciplining her daughter...

"Don't blame her," Lin Hai said with a smile. "Xiao Wu is very filial. She's determined to become a god and take you to the Divine Realm to enjoy bliss!"

"They even specifically asked me if I could bring Da Ming Er Ming along as well."

"What do you mean?" Ah Rou asked, puzzled.

Xiao Wu only recently learned about the rules regarding gods taking people to ascend to heaven, and hasn't had a chance to tell her mother who isn't around.

Lin Hai explained in detail the rules of the Divine Realm that allowed mortals to ascend, and concluded:

"In other words, if Ah Yin completes the Life's Nine Trials, she can take five mortals to the Divine Realm."

"But apart from the two goddess sisters, the other three god-kings, whether or not they intend to pass on their positions, are most likely out of our reach."

"Xiao Wu's goal is to obtain the inheritance of Ranked God. If she succeeds, she can take two people to the Divine Realm. So, we're still one spot short."

He paused, then continued:

"Of course, just take these rules with a grain of salt. As long as the person who becomes a god is powerful enough and doesn't bring too many people with them, usually no one will pursue this matter."

At this point, he carefully examined Ah Rou and said:

"Speaking of which, you've also taken Immortal Herb Elixir Pill. Although it was a bit late, you can still try to reach the Second-Rank God."

"Next, we're going to Sea God Island. Why don't you come along?"

At this moment, Lin Hai was brewing a grand plan in his mind.

He plans to hold a large-scale selection on Sea God Island!

The Sea God gathered together some deities who intended to pass on their position but had no vested interest in the Asura God, and remotely selected a successor.

Once selected, the rewards from the Divine Trial will also help the Sea God share some of the burden.

Otherwise, he was genuinely worried that too many people would go, and the assessment level would be too high, potentially brainwashing the Sea God!

Now he has the support of two goddesses, as well as the assistance of Gu Yuena, who has the power of Half-step God King, and the Sea God.

With Old Bodhi Tree as a strategic ballast that can be deployed at any time, they really don't take the Asura God seriously.

Moreover, all the gods who yearn to shed the burdens of their divine positions seem to naturally align themselves with him, who commands a large number of talented Soul Master.

Go back and ask those three in your dantian carefully if this idea is feasible.

"So, if I can become a god on my own, I won't need to occupy that precious spot." Ah Rou grasped the key point and further confirmed:

"Since Xiao Wu inherits the Ranked God, she can bring Da Ming and Er Ming with her. Am I right?"

"Absolutely correct." Lin Hai nodded approvingly.

Ah Rou nodded and said, "I understand. Don't worry, I won't be a burden to you and Xiao Wu."

Lin Hai shook his head and offered no explanation.

In fact, he had an even more ingenious plan—

Once he successfully ascends to the Divine Realm, he can use his Dantian Space to secretly smuggle a large number of people over there.

However, his path to godhood is destined to be completely different from any known inheritance path on the Douluo Continent, and it is full of unknowns and unpredictable variables.

Someone like Ah Rou, whose talent has been transformed by the Immortal Herb and who possesses the potential to become a god independently, really shouldn't be wasted.