The Great Bed of the Primordial World: I Kidnapped Nuwa to Modern Times for Farming
Chapter 24

The Twelve Ancestral Witches Go to Steal the Dragon Clan's Dragon Tooth Rice

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A group of Witch Clan powerhouses arrived, fierce and imposing, their momentum so great it changed the winds and clouds of the nine heavens. The burly man leading them had a sharp and domineant aura, a square face, and a fierce, menacing expression...

The remaining Ancestral Witches, each with grotesque faces, fierce and malevolent, were incredibly overbearing. They carried a swagger that would later be known as hooligans, clearly a group of gangsters...

"What the..." Chen Xuan felt like cursing!

Was this a gang-up to kill him?

"Hey... that kid is trying to run, stop him..." a roar came from a rooster-combed man who leaped up and landed in front of Chen Xuan.

"Hey, hey... is it you, kid, who's trying to snatch my seventh sister?" a reckless fellow, glaring at Chen Xuan with disdain, undoubtedly Gonggong.

"You don't look like much? You've got some nerve, actually convincing seventh sister. I am Dijiang of the Witch Clan..."

"Tsk tsk... you look so frail, you can't even beat one of the iron-eating beasts in the clan. What species are you anyway? I am Zhu Jiuyin..." Zhu Jiuyin introduced himself.

"Hehehe... kid, be good and confess, don't resist. How did you trick seventh sister? You said there was something delicious that would improve the Witch Clan's life by a whole level? I, Xuanming, certainly don't believe it..." Xuanming, dressed in white, was beautiful and looked like a student, exuding a pure aura.

An Ancestral Witch surrounded Chen Xuan, scrutinizing him with disappointment, utterly unsatisfied. He was too weak...

This glib scumbag, using whatever means, must have ill intentions. He actually managed to fool Houtu, unforgivable...

"Everyone... I didn't force Senior Houtu. Is there some misunderstanding?" Chen Xuan forced a smile.

"Fellow Daoists, don't go too far," Nuwa also spoke up.

"Fellow Daoist Nuwa, please don't misunderstand. We're just curious. The guy who fooled our little sister is this weak? We're a bit disappointed," Dijiang said tactfully.

"Hmph... a weakling like this, I could kill him with one slap. How could seventh sister fall for him? I'm the first to disagree," Zhurong said bluntly, his temper fiery.

"Although I don't like you, I agree with this point. This kid isn't worthy of our seventh sister," Gonggong chimed in. These two, like water and fire, always bickered, but for the first time, they were in agreement.

Houtu was completely stunned...

When did she fall for Chen Xuan?

"No... when did I fall for him? He's so skinny and weak. If you guys keep this up, don't blame me for getting angry," Houtu said, annoyed that these guys were meddling.

"Seventh sister... didn't you promise him that if you went to a mysterious place, you'd teach us the Witch Clan's cooking techniques? What's so great about this kid? I don't agree," the second Ancestral Witch, Jumang, interjected.

"Yeah, yeah... we all disagree," a group of Ancestral Witches nodded in agreement.

Houtu's face turned ashen. These clueless guys were messing things up, turning it into eloping with someone. Why couldn't they understand her explanation?

"All of you, shut up!" Houtu shouted in anger. The Ancestral Witches immediately fell silent. She then said slowly, "This is an exchange, not eloping with someone. If you talk nonsense again, I'll never speak to you again..."

All the Ancestral Witches' faces changed drastically. Houtu's words carried weight, and they dared not make another sound...

"I'm going with him for other matters, not to be abducted. Later, you'll all come and learn to barbecue, to enrich the entire Witch Clan. I will test your skills," Houtu declared.

"Alright... since it's seventh sister's arrangement, everyone, stop bothering him and just learn properly," the eldest, Dijiang, also spoke.

"Yes..."

The Ancestral Witches nodded in unison, not daring to resist.

Chen Xuan breathed a sigh of relief. That was close. His small body couldn't withstand even a single finger from an Ancestral Witch, let alone be ganged up on...

"Since that's the case, today I'll lead you all to find some ingredients. This is the most crucial step. After that, we'll barbecue, braise, stew meat... I'll teach you one by one."

Chen Xuan was straightforward, leading a group of future terrifying overlords to search for various seasonings, like star anise, pepper, angelica, cinnamon...

It was a pity there was no cumin or chili...

Dragon meat, sizzling with oil, roasted on skewers in Chen Xuan's hands, its aroma filling the air, making the eyes of the Innate Great Gods gleam. They went wild, wishing they could eat their own fingers.

"Delicious... delicious... this dragon meat is truly delicious. Once I, Zhurong, learn it, I'll definitely be the number one chef in the Primordial World, because I can use fire!" Zhurong held a skewer of meat, dancing with excitement.

"Nonsense... I, Gonggong, am the future great chef of the Witch Clan! With my divine water nourishment, what are you, Zhurong, compared to me?" Gonggong naturally argued, their water-and-fire conflict happening daily.

"What are you two arguing about? The dragon meat is so satisfying. I wonder what Qilin meat and Phoenix meat would be like? I'm so looking forward to it..." Xuanming transformed into a foodie, her eyes shining.

Chen Xuan's hand trembled. Would he end up raising a bunch of foodies? He couldn't help but look at Lady Nuwa. The future Witch-Demon Great Tribulation might turn into a food fight...

Would they eat the entire Demon Clan?

"What are you plotting, kid?" Nuwa glared at him.

Chen Xuan chuckled and said, "Lady Nuwa... what happens if the future Demon Clan is eaten by the Witch Clan?"

Nuwa said seriously, "Once you abduct Sister Houtu, we'll definitely discuss it. The Witch-Demon Great Tribulation will be a dark time."

"Whatever you say..." Chen Xuan was indifferent and changed the subject. "Lady Nuwa... what else in the Primordial World now can be transplanted to later generations?"

The Primordial World was vast and boundless, with numerous spiritual fruits, but they were unsuitable for ordinary people to eat. They would explode easily because the spiritual energy was too abundant, and they required excellent growing conditions...

"There's something that seems suitable for you, it's..." Nuwa hesitated.

"What is it? If it's an Innate Spiritual Root, just give me the Enlightenment Tea Tree," Chen Xuan said without politeness.

"You wish..." Lady Nuwa rolled her eyes at Chen Xuan. "It's said that where the Dragon Clan lives, there's a mysterious thing called Dragon Tooth Rice..."

"No... aren't you Innate beings all absorbing wind and dew, eating immortal fruits, and having blessed caves? Why are you farming?"

Chen Xuan had read countless novels and knew a little about Dragon Tooth Rice. It seemed like a fabrication. How could it exist in the Primordial Era?

"You know nothing..." Lady Nuwa said, frustrated, and rebuked him, "This kind of magical rice was selected by the Dragon Clan from various spiritual items. It's better than ordinary immortal fruits and can be planted anywhere..."

Chen Xuan's eyes lit up. "When do we set off? We must get some."

"Aren't you afraid of the Ancestor Dragon? Although I am powerful, facing a Peak Grand Unity Golden Immortal, someone who has almost comprehended the Half-Saint realm, I cannot fight." Nuwa shook her head. The Dragon Clan is inherently powerful, almost invincible within the same rank, unless they deploy an Innate Spiritual Treasure.

"This..." Chen Xuan was disappointed. If even this wasn't possible, who could accomplish it?

"Alright... stop looking so dejected. Let's go to Penglai. Perhaps there will be an opportunity to sneak into the Dragon Clan's territory." Nuwa thought for a moment. She could only sneak in.

"Heh heh... Nuwa, you're still the best." Chen Xuan gave her a thumbs-up.

"Stop flattering me. I am your ancestor." Nuwa said proudly.

"Oh... if I can't gain merit from the Heavenly Marriage, then forget it..." Chen Xuan didn't want to see Nuwa gloat and decided to annoy her.

"You dare..." Nuwa was furious, then immediately dazed. She angrily rebuked, "Have you been deceiving me all along? You just want my body, prepare to die!"

"Nuwa... Ancestor... stop messing around. We have revolutionary friendship, a pure relationship. You're overthinking things..." Chen Xuan explained with a serious face.

"You're just asking for a beating..." Nuwa threw a punch, and Chen Xuan felt like he had a black eye...

Fuxi, standing nearby, shook his head. His little Wa had changed so much. Before, she was as cold as ice, only managing a reluctant smile when dealing with him, her elder brother...

This is cultivation...

It's different now...

"Let's go... We'll return to the Buzhou Mountain Dojo and make proper plans." After eating and drinking their fill, Nuwa began to act.

"Seventh Sister... this is your first time leaving the Divine Hall. You must protect yourself well and don't be deceived by certain people..." The First Ancestral Witch, Dijiang, sternly instructed.

"Don't worry, Big Brother. Does this brat dare to touch me? Revealing my true form would scare him to death." Houtu nodded and followed.

Chen Xuan stumbled a few times, almost falling from mid-air

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