Houtu Ancestral Witch Carrying a Tricycle and Jumping into the Great River, Bureau 749

"Heh..."

"Sister Nuwa... was this your peak moment? This time, watch me go wild on the national highway, see how I shake them off, haha..."

Houtu drove the three-wheeled motorcycle even more crazily, flooring the accelerator. It shot off like a fiery wheel, instantly overtaking many vehicles. A crowd was stunned, rubbing their eyes, thinking they had seen wrong.

"Holy crap... is that really a three-wheeler? Faster than my damn motorcycle, this is unnatural..."

"No way... my BMW is supposed to be one of the top luxury cars in the world, how can it not keep up with a three-wheeled motorcycle? Wouldn't that be a laughingstock? I absolutely won't let it be the shame of BMW..."

"Damn it... are they rushing to reincarnate? No... a girl is driving this... the world is too crazy..."

"Oh... my god, what speed is this? Aren't Chinese people not known for professional street racing? What's going on?"

As they overtook vehicles along the way, everyone expressed their astonishment. They tried to catch up at top speed, but couldn't. Only when plainclothes officers started chasing from behind did they give up the pursuit.

The police cars couldn't keep up at all; the target was too agile. They were completely dumbfounded. Especially on the national highway, where speeds couldn't compare to highways. Currently, there were only a few highways across the country...

"Sister Houtu... the car is smoking..." Chen Xuan reminded her.

"Don't bother me... with me here, demons and monsters are just clowns. No one can overtake me..." Houtu shouted excitedly.

Bang...

Suddenly, a loud explosion erupted. The extremely fast three-wheeled motorcycle blew a tire, swerving wildly. Its immense inertia sent it crashing off the national highway, landing on the edge of a large river...

"Damn... emergency brake successful. What kind of person is this? No matter what... we must catch them. Daring to race away, I guarantee they'll rot in jail..."

A group of plainclothes officers got out of their cars, rushing forward. They had just apprehended some hoodlums, and now they were all energized, completely surrounding the three-wheeled motorcycle.

"What's wrong with this piece of junk?" Houtu braked with ease, looking annoyed. Why did it blow a tire?

"Sister Houtu... you're truly a talent. If you were caught by future plainclothes officers, you'd definitely become the biggest joke in mythological history..." Nuwa gave her a thumbs-up, wanting to laugh. Blowing up a three-wheeler, unprecedented in all eternity.

"Hmph... a bunch of rabble. Have you ever seen mortals capture immortals?" Houtu rolled her eyes.

"Everyone, hands in the air! Men to the left, women to the right. Cooperate, or we'll take action..."

A loud shout rang out. A group of plainclothes officers rushed down, about seven of them, forming an interception team. This time, they could earn merit again.

"Sister Houtu... do you have any ideas?" Chen Xuan looked at her. After all, Madam Nuwa had escaped easily last time.

"Heh heh..." Houtu sneered, "Last time, the dignified Human Race Holy Mother, Empress Nuwa, carried the car and leaped away with one hand. Can't I, the Lord of the Earthly Dao, the Lord of Reincarnation, the Ancestral Witch of the Witch Clan, do the same?"

Madam Nuwa's mouth twitched. Was this an indelible stain on her record?

To everyone's astonishment, Houtu lifted the three-wheeled motorcycle with one hand, grabbed Chen Xuan with the other, and leaped up, clearing the fifty-meter-wide river and landing steadily on the opposite bank without a ripple.

Gulp...

The group of traffic police were dumbfounded. What was this? They had been chasing not people, but superpowered big shots. In an instant, they felt left behind by the world. Why was there cultivation, and they weren't included...

"Captain... what do we do this time? How do we write the report?" A traffic police officer who had chased Nuwa last time swallowed and looked at his superior.

"Report... to whom? Report a female superhero carrying a three-wheeler and jumping fifty meters to the other side of the Pearl River?" The captain cursed directly and then instructed, "What happened today... not a word to anyone."

"Yes, yes, yes..."

Their scalps tingled. Encountering a ghost in broad daylight, who would believe it if they spoke of it? Undeniably, they had witnessed something unknown today.

"Everyone, fall back... I'll handle the aftermath." The captain announced. The others drove away, and traffic returned to normal. The drivers outside dispersed, utterly bewildered.

After everyone left, the captain made a phone call. The number was 749. He explained everything and hung up without another word...

On the other side of the river...

Two stunning figures stood side by side, leisurely and at ease. They swayed gracefully in the wind, with hair like a waterfall and immortal robes of green and white. Their enchanting figures were incredibly beautiful.

"That was exciting..." Houtu smiled broadly. "This car can still be used after repairs, it's just too shoddy. When will you buy me one, kid?"

"No... if you guys play like this, the country will find out soon, and you might get dissected for research."

Chen Xuan grumbled, his heart unable to take it. Was it that hard to be an ordinary little farmer in modern times?

"Heh heh... dissect us? I can create a nuclear bomb with my bare hands. Who dares to cause trouble? Besides, I only need to glance at books to deduce everything. In a few months, I've learned all of future science..."

Madam Nuwa conjured a ball of light on her finger. The terrifying power made their scalps tingle, as if it might fall to the ground and turn to dust in an instant.

"Alright, alright... you're all the bosses." Chen Xuan felt like crying. Even with depleted spiritual energy, they were still so powerful. Who told them they were Grand Unity Golden Immortals?

"Now the car is broken... can you fix it?" Houtu looked at Chen Xuan, dejected because she hadn't had enough fun.

"Let me see..." Chen Xuan examined it and shook his head. Not only was the tire blown, but the engine was also smoking. It was completely scrap. Fortunately, he had some money, otherwise, he would be heartbroken.

"It seems we'll have to walk back." Madam Nuwa said casually.

"Madam Nuwa... can't you use a little magic to return to the village instantly?" Chen Xuan looked at her expectantly.

"I can return to the village with a single leap, but that would be boring. Let's walk step by step and feel the ordinariness of the world. It's rare..." Houtu looked at the mountains and rivers. Compared to the Primordial World, the difference was too great...

"Then let's walk together." Madam Nuwa started walking first.

"Fine! It'll probably take about an hour." Chen Xuan sighed. Fortunately, they had crossed the Pearl River, otherwise, it would have taken two hours to walk back.

With a man and two women, work is not tiring. They enjoyed the scenery along the way. All three were cultivators and didn't feel much fatigue. They soon returned to Chen Family Village.

"Oh dear... Mom, my ear..." As soon as they got home, Mom Chen pinched his ear upon hearing that he had driven the Village Chief's three-wheeled motorcycle to scrap.

"Brat... how did a perfectly good car get totaled? You must have crashed it into something..." Mom was furious.

"Yes, yes... my fault..." Chen Xuan was truly depressed. He tried to get help from Houtu, but she pretended not to see him, watching TV and eating fruit.

Chen Xuan was the only one silently bearing the brunt of this farce...

Dinner started quickly. Roast chicken, roast goose, roast goose, and a fish were prepared. A table full of delicacies was laid out. Since the house was small, they had to eat in the courtyard...

Quite a few people were invited, including the old Village Chief Chen Wei, Third Uncle and Third Aunt, Eighth Uncle and Eighth Aunt, and other respected elders from the village. It was a full table...

"This is some excellent roast goose. Huh... is the roast goose still warm?" Dad Chen said in surprise.

"Come, come... let's have a drink with roast goose. Youth is endlessly good." Fuxi had also learned a lot and raised his cup to invite everyone.

"No one leaves drunk tonight..." Houtu had completely transformed into a foodie.

"Young people are so good..." Old Village Chief Chen Wei took a drink and sighed.

"Don't worry too much, with me here in the village, everyone will live at least a hundred years." Chen Xuan patted his chest.

"Can't your mouth be shut even while eating? Will you die if you don't brag?" Mom Chen said irritably.

"Haha..."

Everyone burst into laughter, the atmosphere warm and joyful.

After eating and drinking their fill, everyone started to leave. Chen Xuan, clearing his head of the alcohol, was pulled away by Empress Nuwa. She wanted to see the changes to the big bed, as he needed to understand a few things about transmigration