The Great Bed of the Primordial World: I Kidnapped Nuwa to Modern Times for Farming
Chapter 46

Countless Dragon, Phoenix, and Qilin Meat, Finding a Wife for the Lifelong Bachelor Duobao, Someone's Life Plan

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"Our karmic burdens are too heavy. Redeeming our sins with our lives is the most correct path. We hope the three fellow Daoists will assist us..."

Ancestor Dragon bowed in thanks once more. It was obvious that he had tilted the entire Dragon Clan's resources toward them, after all, he was entrusting them with his clan at the last moment.

Yuanfeng and First Qilin were the same. The tide had turned, and they were burdened by karma. Cause and effect cycled endlessly, and retribution never failed. With boundless karmic debts weighing on them, they would never again know peace.

"Three fellow Daoists... The great trend of the Primordial World is like the ebb and flow of tides, like surging waters that cannot be stopped once they begin. Since the outcome is already decided, why not repay the Primordial World and settle your endless karmic debts..."

Great God Nuwa's lips curled upward. She had finally gotten them hooked. The trend of the Primordial World needed to change, and that meant letting the surging tide continue without end, gaining some changes by following the current.

"To repay the Primordial World with merit..."

The three clan ancestors' eyes lit up. They looked toward the vast and splendid Primordial World beneath the heavens. It had long since been battered and ruined, and a desolate feeling welled up in their hearts.

"Heavenly Dao above, I, Ancestor Dragon, ancestor of the Dragon Clan, know that my sins are grave. I caused the living beings of the Primordial World to suffer. From this day forth... our Dragon Clan is willing to withdraw into the Four Seas, suppress the sea eyes of the Four Seas, and bring clouds and rain to the Primordial World, ensuring favorable weather for all its living beings, to repay our karmic debts..."

"May Heavenly Dao bear witness..."

Ancestor Dragon was the first to step forward. His booming voice shook the Primordial World, echoing across the eternal firmament. Every living being trembled. This meant he was completely withdrawing from the struggle for supremacy.

"Heavenly Dao above, I, Yuanfeng, ancestor of the Phoenix Clan, bear countless murderous sins and endless tribulations. The living beings of Heaven and Earth fear me. From this day forth... our Phoenix Clan is willing to retreat into Immortality Volcano, protect the Earth Fire, and repay our karmic debts!"

"May Heavenly Dao bear witness..."

Yuanfeng's shrill voice resounded in all directions. The countless living beings listened as though to rolling thunder. For a moment, they were filled with mixed emotions. A mighty figure of the past had fallen into solitude.

"Heavenly Dao above... I, First Qilin, ancestor of the Kirin Clan, feel that my sins are grave and unforgivable. I shall transform into an auspicious beast, make no claim to the world, roam throughout the Primordial World, spread auspiciousness, and send blessings, helping all living beings dispel their karmic burdens..."

"From this day forth, our Kirin Clan shall retreat..."

"May Heavenly Dao bear witness..."

First Qilin dragged his battered body and swore an oath to Heaven, shaking the boundless void.

The three peerless powerhouses had once dominated the Primordial World, with no one daring to disregard them. Now they had become stray dogs. As their oaths fell, Heaven and Earth spun, and the eternal ages trembled.

An era of the Primordial World had fallen into decline...

"Ancestor..."

"Go!"

The remnants of the Dragon Clan, Kirin Clan, and Phoenix Clan looked toward their three ancestors, their hearts filled with mixed emotions. One after another, they transformed into streaks of light and descended into the distance to fulfill their respective missions.

"Haha... We are going to disintegrate as well. Our karmic burdens will disappear from Heaven and Earth forever. I really can't bear to part with them..."

Ancestor Dragon sighed. The Dragon Clan's future had been arranged, and they would no longer be entangled by karma. But his own karmic burdens continued to coil around him. He could only die to put an end to everything...

"Am I any different? Ancestor Dragon, First Qilin... Who would have thought that one day we would die together?" Yuanfeng smiled brilliantly. After a situation of endless conflict, one smile wiped away their grudges.

"Haha... The affairs of the world are hard to predict. Heavenly Dao is unfeeling. I'll go first..."

First Qilin's injuries were too severe. He threw his head back and laughed, then transformed entirely into a mountain—the Kirin Mountain of later generations. It was majestic and enormous, capable of suppressing a Half-Saint.

Yuanfeng and Ancestor Dragon exchanged a glance. They were just about to disintegrate themselves and scatter their souls, disappearing from the Primordial World forever and becoming an eternal legend.

"Wait... You are burdened by karma and doomed to endless tribulations. I have a way to help you end your cause and effect through death." Great God Nuwa brought out the River and Mountain Diagram and collected them both in one move.

"Sister Nuwa... There's still so much Dragon Meat, Phoenix meat, and Kirin Meat... Pack it all up! Our Witch Clan is going to hold a culinary competition. There'll be plenty of Happy Fat House Water and fries..." Ancestral Witch Houtu pointed toward the mountain of corpses and sea of blood below, the land utterly devastated.

"Of course... We have to arrange it. Come help too. They won't go out of date anyway, and Dragon, Phoenix, and Qilin meat won't spoil either." Great God Nuwa descended directly and immediately cut off a piece of meat to process.

"You..." Fuxi covered his face, but the meat really was delicious, so he went over to help as well.

The pieces of meat were moved into the River and Mountain Diagram and sorted. They were stored carefully, giving them hope for a grand feast in the future.

After this great battle...

Jieyin and Zhunti, who had been in secluded cultivation, were finally awakened by the commotion despite their protective formation. They hurried out of the formation one after another.

Thud...

The two of them dropped to their knees on the spot. The wasteland stretched as far as the eye could see, with wind and sand filling Heaven and Earth. In the distance, Mount Sumeru was already in ruins, and grief rose from their hearts.

"What exactly happened? Where are the beautiful mountains and rivers of the West, the countless paradises, the spiritual roots and dragon veins, and the spiritual energy of Heaven and Earth?" Jieyin roared toward the sky.

"Our Western lands have suffered so much! What exactly did we do to deserve this?" Zhunti wailed at the heavens.

This karmic connection also led Hongjun to grant the two of them Primordial Violet Qi, giving them the qualifications to attain the Dao and become Heavenly Dao Saints. Even borrowed Saints were invincible...

The two great experts of the Six Saints era had only then embarked on their path of being scheming to the bitter end...

Within Buzhou Mountain...

At Nuwa's dojo...

Chen Xuan had reached a critical moment. Boundless spiritual energy swirled around him. The gap between him and the half-step Earth Immortal Realm was like a great chasm, and he had to strive to break through.

"No one supports my lofty ambition; I shall tread through snow to reach the mountain's summit..."

"If this fortune is not destined for me, I can still climb Kunlun alone..."

"Hongjun has yet to become a Saint, and Luohu has yet to establish the demonic path. There are no bottlenecks on the path of cultivation. If I, Chen Xuan, do not attain the Earth Immortal Realm now, when will I?"

Chen Xuan let out a furious roar.

He broke through to the Earth Immortal Realm in one stroke. A flood surged forth from Heaven and Earth, and immortal light instantly swirled around him, surrounded by violet qi. A transcendent freshness made his bearing rise several levels.

With every gesture, he could reverse yin and yang, fear neither life nor death, and rise with the wind. With an Immortal Technique supporting him, he could change size at will, alter Heaven and Earth, and steal the heavens' light...

It was said that Grand Unity Golden Immortals leaped beyond the Three Realms and existed outside the Five Elements. Metal, wood, water, fire, and earth could not harm them. They could support the sun with one hand and hold the moon in the other, resting their heads against the endless galaxy...

"Haha... From now on, I count as a top-tier living being in the Primordial World. A rabbit, an ant, or even a pig won't be my opponent. You weaklings... Just wait until I roast you..."

Chen Xuan was delighted with himself. He wanted to have a big feast, then develop agriculture in the Primordial World and plunder even more treasures.

Rumble...

Suddenly, a tremendous boom shook the Nine Heavens. It came from the West, rolling on without end like lightning that flashed across the entire Primordial World. Soon, clear skies returned...

There were also the Heavenly Dao declarations of the three clan ancestors...

"The Dragon-Han Calamity and the Dao-Devil War are over. Above Heavenly Dao, there is still the Great Dao... What is the end point?"

"Ugh... Damn it... What does that have to do with an Earth Immortal like me? I'll first take out the hybrid rice from the Universe Bag, plow a few fields and plant it, then cultivate some other crops..."

"Duobao... Come over and transform into an ox. I want to pull the plow and till the fields..."

Chen Xuan shouted. A rat was roasting meat nearby. When he heard that it had to plow the fields, its face instantly fell as it walked over. Seeing that detestable fellow waving him over nonstop, he ground his teeth and reluctantly helped.

"Haha..."

"Duobao... You really are an all-purpose rat. You can seek treasures, plow fields, and even barbecue. You're far more impressive than the scientific iron ox at my house. I wonder if your meat tastes good?"

Chen Xuan praised him while plowing. When he heard that Chen Xuan wanted to eat Treasure Seeking Rat meat, Duobao nearly jumped up. He pointed at the scoundrel and cursed inwardly. What a fellow—he was killing the donkey after it had finished grinding the grain.

"Hey... Duobao, don't get agitated. Am I the kind of person who kills the donkey after it has finished grinding the grain? Look at how scared you are. Let's plow properly. I'll take you somewhere in the future..."

"And I have plans for your future development. I'll give you a direction. You can definitely reach the peak of life and become the leader of a major power in the Three Realms and Six Paths..."

"Don't look down on yourself just because you're useless now. With me, your life Mentor, around, your future will be glorious..."

Chen Xuan plowed while painting a rosy picture for Duobao.

"Please stop talking... I am Duobao, Great God Nuwa's pet. I search for all kinds of treasures for her. You abusive bastard, I'm not going to follow you..."

Duobao turned around and retorted furiously through clenched teeth.

"Duobao... Stop fooling around! I'm sincerely thinking about your future. Otherwise, you won't even be able to find a wife and will remain a bachelor your whole life..." Chen Xuan said with deep distress.

The future Daoist Duobao would transform into Duobao Tathagata after experiencing the calamity. He was truly the leader of lifelong bachelors, even tricking others into becoming bachelors and enjoying it...

This mindset had to be changed in advance...

"Hmph..." Duobao snorted coldly. In the form of a giant rat, he continued pulling the plow, treating Chen Xuan's words like scripture recitation.

"Forget it... All living beings have their own destinies. With the Dragon, Phoenix, and Kirin Clans withdrawing from the Primordial World, the future will be an entirely new era. Many experts will rise like bamboo shoots after the rain. If some people refuse to cherish their chances, I can only help those who work hard..."

"You lack great perseverance. You can only remain a rat for your entire life..."

"Forget it..."

Chen Xuan looked utterly heartbroken.

"You... you..." Duobao was furious.

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