The Great Bed of the Primordial World: I Kidnapped Nuwa to Modern Times for Farming
Chapter 46

Uncountable Dragon, Phoenix, and Qilin Meat, Marrying a Wife for the Single Duobao, Someone's Life Plan

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"Our karma is too heavy. Atoning for our sins with our bodies is the most righteous path. We hope for the assistance of the three fellow Daoists..."

Ancestor Dragon bowed gratefully once more. It was clear that he was pouring all the Dragon Clan's resources into this, essentially entrusting the clan's future.

Primordial Phoenix and First Qilin were in the same situation. The great momentum had passed, they were burdened with karma, and bound by the cycle of cause and effect. With endless karmic sin weighing them down, their days of peace were over.

"Fellow Daoists... the great trend of the Primordial World is like the ebb and flow of the tide, a surging river that cannot be stopped. Since it's already a foregone conclusion, why don't you repay the Primordial World and atone for your endless karma..."

Nuwa's lips curved upwards. The trap had finally been sprung. The momentum of the Primordial World needed to change. This meant allowing the surging tide to continue, and in doing so, achieving some change by going with the flow.

"To earn merit for the Primordial World..."

The ancestors of the Three Clans' eyes lit up. They looked towards the vast, magnificent expanse of the Primordial World, which was now scarred and ravaged. A sense of desolation washed over them.

"Heavenly Dao above, I, Ancestor Dragon of the Dragon Clan, know my sins are deep, having caused the suffering of all beings in the Primordial World. From this day forth... my Dragon Clan shall retreat to the Four Seas, guard the eyes of the seas, and bring rain and favorable weather to all beings in the Primordial World, to atone for our karma..."

"May Heavenly Dao bear witness..."

Ancestor Dragon stepped out first, his resonant voice shaking the Primordial World. The ancient heavens echoed, and all living beings trembled. They had completely withdrawn from the struggle for dominance.

"Heavenly Dao above, I, Primordial Phoenix of the Phoenix Clan, due to my heavy killing karma, am burdened by countless tribulations, and all beings in the world fear me. From this day forth... my Phoenix Clan shall retreat to the Immortality Volcano, stabilize the Earth Fire, to atone for our karma!"

"May Heavenly Dao bear witness..."

Primordial Phoenix's sharp voice pierced through the air, heard by all beings. It was like rolling thunder, evoking a mix of emotions as the once mighty figures fell into decline.

"Heavenly Dao above... I, First Qilin of the Kirin Clan, believe my sins are deep and unforgivable. I shall transform into auspicious beasts, cease vying for dominion, travel throughout the Primordial World bestowing good fortune and blessings, to help all beings offset their karma..."

"From this day forth, my Kirin Clan shall retreat..."

"May Heavenly Dao bear witness..."

First Qilin, with his broken body, swore an oath to the heavens, shaking the endless void.

The three peerless powerhouses who once commanded the Primordial World, whom no one dared to defy, had now become like stray dogs. As their oaths fell, the world spun and the ages trembled.

An era in the Primordial World came to a close...

"Old Ancestor..."

"Go!"

The remnants of the Dragon Clan, Kirin Clan, and Phoenix Clan looked at their respective ancestors with mixed emotions. One by one, they transformed into streams of light and flew into the sky to fulfill their missions.

"Haha... we are also about to disintegrate. Our karma will disappear from the world. I truly can't bear to leave..."

Ancestor Dragon sighed. The Dragon Clan had made arrangements for its future and was no longer burdened by karma. His own karma continued to entangle him; only death could end it.

"Am I not the same? Ancestor Dragon, First Qilin... I never thought we would face death together one day." Primordial Phoenix smiled brightly, letting go of their past animosity with a single smile, a stark contrast to their former life-or-death struggles.

"Haha... life is unpredictable. Heavenly Dao is unfeeling. I'll go first..."

First Qilin, severely injured, laughed to the sky and transformed into a mountain, which would later be known as Kirin Mountain, majestic and immense, capable of suppressing a Half-Saint.

Primordial Phoenix and Ancestor Dragon exchanged glances. Just as they were about to disintegrate their bodies and scatter their souls, vanishing from the Primordial World to become eternal legends, "Wait... you are burdened by karma and beyond redemption. To end the cause and effect with death... I have a way to help you." Nuwa took out the River and Mountain Diagram and collected them all in one go.

"Sister Nuwa... there's still so much dragon meat, phoenix meat, and qilin meat... pack it all up! Our Witch Clan is having a cooking competition. We'll have plenty of Happy Fat House Water and fries..." Ancestral Witch Houtu pointed at the mountain of corpses and sea of blood below, a scene of utter devastation.

"Yes, yes... we must arrange it. You help too. It's not like it will go bad, and dragon, phoenix, and qilin meat won't spoil either." Nuwa descended directly and began to process a piece of meat.

"You guys..." Fuxi covered his face, but the meat was indeed delicious, so he went up to help.

A piece of meat was moved into the River and Mountain Diagram, sorted, and stored properly, ensuring future feasts.

After this great battle...

Jieyin and Zhunti, who were in seclusion, were finally awakened by the protective formation and stepped out of it.

Plop...

The two immediately knelt down. The boundless wasteland, with sandstorms filling the sky, stretched before them. In the distance, Mount Sumeru was already in ruins, and sorrow overwhelmed them.

"What in the world happened? Where are the beautiful mountains and rivers of my West, the endless blessed lands, the spiritual roots, dragon veins, and spiritual energy?" Jieyin roared at the heavens.

"My West suffers! What kind of torment has befallen us?" Zhunti wailed to the sky.

This karmic connection also led to the two being granted Primordial Violet Qi by Hongjun, giving them the qualifications to Attain Dao as Heavenly Dao Saints. Even as borrowed Saints, they were invincible...

The two great experts of the Six Saints era continued their schemes until the end...

In Buzhou Mountain...

At Nuwa's dojo...

Chen Xuan had entered a critical moment. Endless spiritual energy swirled around him. The gap to the Half-Earth Immortal realm was like a chasm, and he had to break through with all his might.

"No one supports my ambition, so I will tread through the snow to the mountain peak..."

"If fate does not grant me this fortune, I will ascend Kunlun alone..."

"Hongjun has not yet become a Saint, Luohu has not established the Demonic Path. The path of cultivation has no bottlenecks. If not now, when will I, Chen Xuan, Attain Dao as an Earth Immortal?" Chen Xuan roared.

He broke through to the Earth Immortal realm in one go. A torrent of energy surged from heaven and earth, instantly bathing him in immortal light and purple energy, giving him an extraordinary and refined aura that enhanced his temperament severalfold.

With a raise of his hand and a movement of his foot, he could reverse yin and yang, fear no life or death, rise with the wind. If he had immortal arts to assist him, he could grow or shrink at will, change the heavens and earth, and steal the sun and moon...

It is said that a Grand Unity Golden Immortal has leaped beyond the Three Realms and is not bound by the Five Elements. Metal, wood, water, fire, and earth cannot harm him. With one hand, he can hold up the sun, and with the other, grasp the moon, resting his head on the endless river of stars...

"Hahaha... From now on, I'm also a creature on the surface of the Primordial World. A rabbit, an ant, or a pig will be no match for me. You trash... Wait until I roast you..."

Chen Xuan was smug and wanted to have a big meal, then develop Primordial agriculture and plunder more treasures.

Rumble...

Suddenly, a deafening roar shook the nine heavens. It came from the west, ceaseless, like lightning flashing across the entire Primordial World, soon followed by a clear sky...

And the Heavenly Dao's declaration from the ancestors of the Three Clans...

"The Dragon-Han Calamity, the Dao-Demonic Conflict, the Calamity is over... Above the Heavenly Dao, there is still the Great Dao... What is the destination?"

"Sigh... Damn it... What does this have to do with me, an Earth Immortal? First, let's take out the hybrid rice from the Universe Bag and see how it grows after plowing a few acres, then cultivate other crops..."

"Duobao... Come here and transform into an ox, I need you to pull the plow and till the fields..."

Chen Xuan shouted. A rat, who was roasting meat, heard that it was going to plow the fields and immediately drooped its face as it walked over. Seeing the hateful fellow waving incessantly, it gritted its teeth and helped.

"Hahaha..."

"Duobao... You truly are an all-around rat. You can find treasures, plow fields, and even barbecue. You're much more amazing than the scientific iron ox at my house. I wonder if your meat tastes good?"

Chen Xuan praised while plowing the field. Hearing that he wanted to eat the Treasure Seeking Rat's meat, Duobao almost jumped up, wanting to point at this guy and curse him, calling him a heartless wretch who discards his tools once the job is done.

"Hey... Duobao, don't get excited. Am I the kind of person who discards his tools once the job is done? You're scared like a bear. Let's plow the field properly, and I'll take you somewhere later..."

"There's also a future development plan. I'll give you a direction, and you'll surely reach the pinnacle of life and become a leader of a major force among the Three Realms and Six Paths..."

"Don't look at you now, you're not much, but with me, your life mentor, around, your future will be glorious..."

Chen Xuan was drawing a picture of a bright future for Duobao while plowing the field.

"Please, stop talking... I am Duobao, a pet of Madam Nuwa, searching for many treasures for her. You, who abuse me, I won't... with you..."

Duobao gritted his teeth and retorted angrily.

"Duobao... Stop messing around! I'm genuinely thinking about your future. Otherwise, you won't even be able to get a wife and will be single for your entire life..." Chen Xuan said with great distress.

The future Daoist Duobao, after experiencing the Calamity, transformed into Duobao Tathagata. He is truly a leader of old bachelors, even tricking others into being happy singletons...

This mindset must be changed in advance...

"Hmph..." Duobao snorted coldly. The giant rat that had transformed was still pulling the plow, treating Chen Xuan's words like chanting scriptures.

"Alas... All beings have their own destinies. The Dragon, Phoenix, and Qilin clans have withdrawn from the Primordial World. The future is a brand new era, with many powerful individuals rising like mushrooms after a rain. Some people don't cherish it, so I can only help those who strive..."

"If you lack great perseverance, you can only be a rat for the rest of your life..."

"Alas..."

Chen Xuan put on a look of grief and indignation.

"You... you..." Duobao was furious.

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