"Brother Chen Xuan... where are you going? Can't you stay? I need you..." Xing Tian shouted, his eyes filled with expectation.
"I can't... I'm going to run away with Ancestral Witch Houtu..." Chen Xuan waved his hand, revealing a smug smile.
"You..."
Xing Tian was so furious that smoke practically came from his seven orifices. He gnashed his teeth. He had actually run away with Ancestral Witch Houtu. He had always heard of ancestral witches running away with people, but now it was true. Seeing Ancestral Witch Houtu smile indifferently, he could only swallow his anger.
"Master... please take me with you. I can serve you faithfully." A Giant Panda hugged Chen Xuan's thigh, its eyes brimming with tears.
"No, no, no... that would be illegal." Chen Xuan was startled. If he abducted a Giant Panda and brought it back to the countryside, the police would come knocking the very next day.
"But, Master... I can't live without you anymore..." Iron-eating beast Jackie Chan said pitifully.
"Get lost... What kind of mighty man cries all day?" Chen Xuan kicked it into the air.
The two of them disappeared into the night...
Along the way, Ancestral Witch Houtu stared at Chen Xuan and rubbed her chin. Her curious, female-hooligan-like expression made Chen Xuan shiver. What could his great Sister Houtu be planning?
"Sister Houtu... my charming old ancestor, don't look at me like that. My heart is pounding, and I'm getting chills..." Chen Xuan began flattering her.
"You said you were running away. Don't tell me you have designs on your sister? That's a little kinky. My incarnation isn't even human..." Houtu was an ancestral witch, a terrifying Supreme Being. The moment she manifested an incarnation, even heaven and earth would change color.
"Sister Houtu, stop messing around..." Chen Xuan shivered.