The Gods' Foolish Game
Chapter 134

Hello, You're So Cute, Cheng Xiaoshi

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(Wishing everyone a happy holiday! May you be adorable every day~)

A sudden "hmm" brought the scene back to calm, and even Hu Xuan looked at Li Boli in surprise, her mouth slightly open.

"You..."

Li Boli smiled with relief.

"Hu Xuan, you are indeed very beautiful, and my desire to collaborate with you does indeed stem from that aspect..."

But I...

Sigh, I can't keep up with your pace, so I'm giving up.

"..."

Cheng Shi blinked in bewilderment, his mind completely blank.

Ah?

No, sis, are you serious?

You're looking for a bed partner in the game, right?

No wonder you are so decisive in giving to your children, no wonder you scrutinize them so sharply.

Is this a selection of concubines, sister?

It turns out the one who likes women isn't the Singer, but the Hunter...

"..."

Zhen Xin was also stunned. She had encountered too many honest people in this round, which made her feel a little lost.

Seeing Li Boli's strange gaze turn to her again, she smiled and stood next to Cheng Shi, tightly holding his hand.

"What a pity, Ranger, we missed it."

"She's already Cheng Shi's woman."

Cheng Shi shook his arm vigorously, his face darkening as he prepared to curse.

Before he could even speak, a sneer rang out from behind the crowd.

"You really do like green tea."

The group turned around in surprise, only to find that the Singer who had been left in the town had somehow appeared in the Void.

As soon as Qin Chaoge appeared, he began to stretch his limbs and sing loudly:

"Build walls with the skulls of the enemy, and let the blood of the enemy flow around the city!"

The war horns have sounded...

Forward, my warrior!

That land where the enemy fell is our new home!

Before the music had even stopped, a figure covered in crimson rushed straight toward Cheng Shi.

They charged into battle like Storm, their voices like thunder.

The enraged Singer grabbed Zhen Xin, who was standing next to Cheng Shi, and slammed her to the ground by her feet, then pounced on her...

"Bang bang bang bang -"

The punches rained down like rain, each one a headshot.

Before long, Zhen Xin's head was swollen and her face was covered in bruises.

She could not resist and could only cry and wail.

"..."

His terrifying fighting spirit and agile skills stunned everyone.

Cheng Shi asked in shock:

"Ranger, I feel like she's even faster than you..."

Li Boli's expression was serious, but her eyes held a hint of amusement.

"Remove the 'seems' part, and she's definitely faster than me."

The Song of Blood Demon War, a raging anthem from the underground, is worlds apart from the hunting songs of the Uren herdsmen. Our Singer...

No, our soldiers know quite a few songs.

"Yeah, that's really scary."

This statement was not made by Cheng Shi, but by Zhen Xin.

She was holding Cheng Shi's other arm as she watched Qin Chaoge vent her frustrations, completely absorbed in her own fabricated illusions, and she shuddered.

"That's too rough, people don't like it."

Cheng Shi sneered and tried to pull his arm away, but couldn't.

"Your teammates are also warriors, Zhen Xin. Don't forget, you and the warriors are one."

Your presence here does not mean we have acknowledged you as a teammate.

"Ah?

What else do you want?

"You've already touched me, you've already slept with me, and you still want to deny it?"

"???"

"!!!"

There's a story behind it!

The other two immediately turned their gazes toward them.

Li Boli's eyes held a playful, spectator-like quality, while Hu Xuan's were quite different.

Her eyes were full of longing.

"..."

Cheng Shi exploded.

He pulled out Scalpel and slashed upwards along Zhen Xin's stomach.

Unexpectedly, this caused Zhen Xin, who was beside him, to burst open like a punctured balloon.

Fake.

It's fake again.

"Huh~"

What a heartless, despicable man.

That's so cold-blooded.

I'm leaving.

Don't think about me, bye~

After saying this, the "Chosen of God," who had only shown himself a few times from beginning to end, completely disappeared from everyone's sight.

She left.

They withdrew from the Trials.

"Grass!"

Cheng Shi cursed angrily, then turned to Hu Xuan and hurriedly explained:

"Don't listen to her nonsense. I only touched her twice, I didn't sleep..."

"Oh--"

"..."

Cheng Shi gritted his teeth and begged for mercy as he watched Li Boli, who seemed to enjoy making things worse.

"Big sister, you're Wind Tamer Ranger, not a troublemaker ranger!"

Li Boli raised an eyebrow and whistled, completely ignoring him, but Hu Xuan laughed again upon seeing this.

She reached out her hand, beckoned to Cheng Shi, and smiled sweetly.

"Come."

"..."

Cheng Shi's legs stiffened, and he instinctively took a step back.

"Don't be afraid. If you don't agree, I won't force you. Come on."

This is my thank-you gift, and also my personal gesture.

If one day you regret it, use this to contact me.

At this moment, Cheng Shi noticed that Hu Xuan was holding a small whistle in her hand.

Damn, I was terrified. I didn't even dare to look at my hands.

"This is..." Cheng Shi tentatively walked over and picked up the whistle.

Hu Xuan smiled and said, "Soft whistles made from the cymbals of courtship birds were often used as 'Nightfall Spring Whistle' in tribes before the Civilization Era."

"?"

Oh no, I didn't understand.

How can I pretend to have a good grasp of history without embarrassing myself?

The moment confusion arose in Cheng Shi's eyes, Li Boli saw through it and explained in a teasing tone:

"Tribal life has limited entertainment. At night, someone will blow a whistle to announce the time, and then the bored people will vent their pent-up energy."

"Of course, in bed."

"?"

So...

"Don't you understand yet?"

"If you're lonely, just blow the whistle."

No, huh?

Cheng Shi looked up in bewilderment, only to find that Hu Xuan had left sometime earlier, leaving Li Boli standing there, looking at him with a half-smile.

"Tch, what's so great about men?"

Forget it, I can't be envious of her, I'm not good enough for her.

Alright, stop making that face. You're not such a bad man.

I know you still have secrets, but...

That's settled then.

Everyone has secrets.

I will remember your Cheng Shi. Goodbye.

And Singer, stop pretending, I'm leaving.

After he finished speaking, the wind dissipated.

Cheng Shi turned his head speechlessly and saw Qin Chaoge looking at him with a complicated expression.

There was an indescribable emotion in his eyes.

Cheng Shi scratched his head and blurted out:

"What, big sister, are you envious too?"

Can I give it to you?

What does this mean? You've run into a cheerleader, haven't you? You like her, she likes her, and she likes you?

Are you acting in a family drama, my friend? Where did your carefree spirit go?

Qin Chaoge didn't speak; she just stared blankly into Cheng Shi's eyes as she walked towards him step by step.

Cheng Shi's heart skipped a beat, and he turned and ran.

But how could a human outrun a wild beast? Before he could run two meters, Qin Chaoge pinned him down in Void.

The Singer was too strong to resist. Cheng Shi, his face as black as ink, could only watch as those hazy eyes drew closer and closer, and those burning red lips lowered lower and lower.

"Did you catch Hu Xuan's infection?"

"No."

"Have you been corrupted by Filth and Decay?"

"No."

"..."

Girl, I can't respond to what you're saying.

"Must we really tarnish our pure camaraderie?"

Cheng Shi was speechless, and sighed as he looked at Qin Chaoge, who was so close to him.

Qin Chaoge stopped, feeling Cheng Shi's heartbeat, a hint of Lost flashing in her eyes.

Cheng Shi saw it, and suddenly he didn't know what to say.

Just as he was thinking about how to subtly dissuade his Singer friend, who seemed to have some ulterior motives, Qin Chaoge's lips suddenly curled up.

"It seems you really don't like other women, Cheng Xiaoshi. Do you like me?"

Hehe~

"!!??"

Qin Chaoge suddenly transformed back into Zhen Xin, who looked at Cheng Shi beneath her with a playful smile, making clicking noises.

"No wonder you grabbed me so hard there, you must be crazy about me."

Oh.

Hehe.

Hehehe.

"Then I really... fucking love you!"

The Illusory Dream from Nothingness lost its power, Zhen Xin naturally lost Qin Chaoge's power.

Cheng Shi sprang up and threw Zhen Xin aside, then shot the Scalpel in his hand toward Zhen Xin's location without even looking at her.

"Swish swish——"

Twelve shots in a row, each one hitting her body.

Zhen Xin didn't even flinch, letting the Scalpel pin her to the Void.

"Ouch, that hurts!"

So you like this kind of thing. Ugh, that hurts.

But for you, I can endure it.

I'll put up with your mother.

Crazy Woman!

Cheng Shi's face twitched. He glanced Indifference at Zhen Xin, then walked towards the door in the Void without saying a word.

The more you pay attention to this kind of person, the more likely you are to become their source of amusement.

The best way is to ignore her, disregard her, and simply leave.

Since the Qin Chaoge here is fake, the real one might still be in the town.

He felt it necessary to check on his teammate who had saved him, to see if she could successfully leave the Trials.

"Hey, don't go! I can't move at all, don't you want to do something?"

"..."

Don't you want to know why I was matched with you?

Cheng Shi paused in his steps.

Oh—you want to know!

"Beg me, beg me and I'll tell you."

"..."

Cheng Shi's face darkened even more; he wished he could slap himself.

Why stop at this step?

He started walking toward the door again.

"You're so heartless. Fine, I'll tell you then."

Destiny!

It was Destiny that brought us together!

Cheng Shi paused again, his brows furrowed.

[Destiny]?

Did He do something wrong?

But He hid the answer, so why did He send Zhen Xin to break the deadlock?

Just when Cheng Shi was racking his brains trying to figure it out, Zhen Xin, clutching her stomach and laughing heartily.

You don't believe me, do you?

Hahaha, we were both assigned to the Trials of "Destiny," so it must be Destiny that brought us together!

"You're so cute, Cheng Xiaoshi!"

"..."

Damn it, my fist is hard now.

Cheng Shi took a few deep breaths, suppressing the urge to turn around and curse, and pushed open the door to leave the Void.

Watching Cheng Shi disappear from sight, Zhen Xin pouted and pulled the Scalpel out of her body.

"Ugh, so unromantic."

She wiped the Scalpel clean one by one and wrapped them in her clothes with a smile.

"Met an interesting guy, not bad, a new addition to my collection."

She put the Scalpel into her personal space, then suddenly frowned and looked at a certain spot in the Void.

"Huh? My eyes are playing tricks on me. Never mind, let's go."

After saying that, Zhen Xin's figure completely collapsed.

The Void returned to silence.

Three minutes later.

"Huh? That's strange, there's really no one here. Am I seeing things?"

With a "bang," the figure vanished once again.

This time, he's really gone.

Sensing the departure of this "Chosen of Deception," a dark shadow slowly materialized in the pitch-black Void.

"Tsk, if this gets seen, I'll be laughed to death when I get back."

But... should I really get a centipede tattoo?

Will it be useful?

The shadowy figure touched its neck, shook its head and chuckled, then vanished into Nothingness, as if it had never existed.

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