We Boys Are All Kittens, Full of Milk

Xu Yi smiled and looked at the two of them. "Manager Li, would you mind giving me some pointers? Please don't mind if I don't perform well."

Li Wen blushed.

Give pointers? This military boxing is the only thing that's too perfect.

However, this also ignited his competitive spirit, and he immediately extended an invitation. "Come on, student. How about we spar a bit?"

"Forget it, I still have to sell instant noodles. I'm leaving now."

With that, Xu Yi disappeared into the mist.

The assistant beside him was so embarrassed his feet almost merged with the concrete.

"Manager Li, I'm sorry, I..."

"I've told you, there's always someone better. He's an interesting young man. Let's see if we can run into him tomorrow. We need to head back to the company for a meeting."

"Xu Yi, you're here so early." The cafeteria lady greeted him warmly.

"Yeah, I'm here to crush you all."

[Negative Emotion Value +20]

The lady's face instantly turned grim. Why was Xu Yi starting so aggressively today?

But this didn't stop the lady from firing back. "Hmph. What's the use of part-time jobs in college? When my son was in college, he brought home several girlfriends."

"What about boyfriends?" Xu Yi asked curiously.

"Boyf...!!"

[Negative Emotion Value +50]

"Xu Yi, if you're only focused on making money now and not dating, you'll end up with loose women when you enter society."

"That's better than you being all wrinkled."

[Negative Emotion Value +100]

"Xu Yi!"

Just then, a beautiful figure walked up to Xu Yi, her face exquisite.

The lady's expression grew even uglier. This girl was even prettier than the girlfriends her son had found.

"Yaoyao, why are you here? Do you want some instant noodles?"

"Xu Yi, let's break up. I don't think we're compatible."

"Oh."

"That's it?"

"Yeah."

Xu Ying stared at Xu Yi with resentment. "Xu Yi! Don't you have anything to say?"

"No."

[Negative Emotion Value +20]

Xu Yi's reaction surprised Xu Ying. She had expected Xu Yi to be devastated if she broke up with him.

At least chase after the taxi shouting, "Xu Ying, I can't live without you! How can I go on living without you?"

When breaking up, Xu Yi wasn't humble or fawning over her. So where did her sense of superiority come from?

She was unwilling to accept this...

Therefore, she pressed on. "Stop pretending. You clearly can't bear to part with me, yet you're acting so aloof."

"Are you encrusted with diamonds? I can't bear to part with you..."

[Negative Emotion Value +40]

"Xu Yi, don't you want to know why I'm breaking up with you?"

"I do."

"You do?"

Xu Yi didn't even lift his eyelids, lowering his head to pack up his stall. "Because with you smelling of smoke, how could you be worthy of my sweet and soft self? Boys are like kittens, loved by everyone. There are plenty of girls who adore them."

[Negative Emotion Value +50]

"Xu Yi!"

Xu Ying was completely distraught. "I'll tell you the truth, I passed the civil service exam. I've made it ashore. Can you, a mere instant noodle seller, still be worthy of me?"

Xu Yi finally looked up. "With your pig brain, you think you can pass the civil service exam? If you were in a desert with a bottle of rare shit and were dying of thirst, would you drink it? Choose yes or no."

"Yes."

"Idiot, choose 'or'."

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

Hotaru's chest heaved with anger, feeling like fire was spewing from her head. "Xu Yi! I'll tell you the truth, Chen Wei confessed to me.

His family is within the system. As long as I agree to be his girlfriend, I'll be set for life. Forget the civil service exam, I can just rely on connections."

"You can rely on your ass! Stop bothering my business and get lost! Don't make me post you on the school's confession wall."

"You, you... I haven't even posted you yet, you bottom-feeder."

"I'm the administrator."

"You win this time, but just you wait!"

With that, she stomped her foot fiercely and left.

An auntie nearby, smiling like a chrysanthemum, had intended to mock them. But upon seeing the instant noodles in his hand, she held back.

Xu Yi didn't feel much emotional turmoil, dismissing his past sincerity as wasted on a dog.

Before long, the aroma of instant noodles began to spread.

Many students changed direction and headed towards his stall.

"Classmate Xu Yi, were you okay yesterday? We heard that supermarket owner is a connected person."

"Xu Yi, that owner said he'd get you today, you need to be careful!"

"Xu Yi, one meat, one egg, double noodles, and add a sausage."

At the same time, the production crew arrived at the cafeteria entrance.

Bingbing, with a sweet smile, faced the camera again.

"Dear viewers, for this episode, we're continuing to follow up on yesterday's events."

Yu Shu looked exhausted and solemn.

He had been in meetings all night, and the outcome was just as he'd predicted. The situation was beyond his control now.

A joint investigation team had been immediately established. By the end of the meeting, even the military region had called.

To avoid startling Xu Yi, the higher-ups decided to let him handle it first. The military region had also stated that if the matter wasn't resolved properly, they would send their own personnel.

"I hope there won't be any more trouble today," Yu Shu muttered to himself before forcing a smile and heading towards Xu Yi's stall.

"Xu Yi, no one has approached your stall yet, right?"

The Principal also jogged over, quickly answering, "Don't worry, Director, I've made all the arrangements. No one will bother Xu Yi anymore."

"Good, that's fine then."

Xu Yi nodded obediently. "Thank you, Uncle Yu, thank you, Principal. Please, have a seat, I'll make you a bowl of noodles."

Only after seeing Yu Shu sit down did the Principal dare to take a seat.

Yu Shu looked at the Principal with a hint of meaning. "A descendant of a martyr, letting him sell instant noodles in the cafeteria isn't ideal, is it?"

"Don't worry, Director. We just discussed it last night. Due to classmate Xu Yi's excellent academic performance, we plan to arrange a generous scholarship for him. The cafeteria will be open to him free of charge. This will ensure he no longer needs to work part-time."

Yu Shu nodded faintly, saying nothing more.

But the Principal and several other leaders breathed a collective sigh of relief.

"Let's try classmate Xu's cooking later, shall we?"

"I heard that noodles with egg and sausage are the perfect combination."

As the atmosphere relaxed, someone made a joke.

But in the next second, everyone's laughter died down.

The supermarket owner, accompanied by his goons, approached aggressively.

"Are you deliberately trying to go against our supermarket?"

"You have three minutes to pack up your things and get out."

Xu Yi lowered his head, looking wronged, but his smile was almost impossible to hide.

This is great, absolutely fantastic!

He started trembling uncontrollably from holding back his laughter.

But to outsiders, Xu Yi appeared to be trembling in fear from being threatened.

Everyone's anger instantly surged. Especially the Principal, who was both shocked and terrified.

If there's another incident today, he's really going to be in trouble.

Yu Shu let out a cold snort, his eyes burning with deep anger. "Let's wait a moment and see what they're really up to."

"I've rented this stall for half a year. You have no right to kick me out."

"Heh~ Rights? Here at the school, I am the right."

The boss said smugly, then produced a document.

"See this? This is a special approval from the school leadership, for the removal of your stall. You won't shed tears until you see the coffin."

[Anger +100]

[Nervousness +100]

Yu Shu's eyes practically blazed. "Who among you approved this for him?"

The leaders exchanged glances. "It wasn't me."

"Not me either. How would I dare?"

The Principal wiped the cold sweat from his brow. "Director, give me five minutes. I'll investigate and clarify this immediately."

Xu Yi stubbornly raised his head. "I won't! If I leave, the students will never be able to eat three-and-a-half-yuan instant noodles again."

[Touched +50]

"See... what a good kid."