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Chapter 124

The birth of Xu Chu

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"Beep! Student ID card!"

"Beep! Senior Citizen Card!"

"Beep! Old Horse in Stable!"

The moment Xu Yi's hand touched the doorknob, the viewers in the Livestream Room immediately began to stir restlessly.

"What the heck? What are we doing here? Is this even a proper live stream anymore?"

"Oh no, I knew I shouldn't eat too much Pinhaofan! Now look what's happened, the streamer is bringing his buddies to enjoy themselves!"

"You really don't treat your brothers like outsiders. You Land Rover, aren't we envious?"

The audience, looking at the dimly lit Hotel, were already feeling their blood boil and were itching to get started even before they entered!

Xu Yi really doesn't treat his brothers like outsiders!

Shock Points increased by 100.

Shock Points increased by 200.

Shock Points increased by 900.

Xu Yi glanced at the constantly fluctuating Emotion Points and thought it was nothing to worry about.

My brothers are really awesome. When I show them good stuff, they really give me Emotion Points.

100 is not too few, 200 is not too many.

Wait, what's with this 900?

This is just the beginning; the real excitement hasn't even started yet, and he's already so out of control. Is he still a baby, untouched by the harsh realities of society?

That won't do!

Those are all the flowers of our motherland!

How could he lead children astray?

I'm sorry, brothers, it's not that Old Xu doesn't know how to share, it's just that protecting children is everyone's responsibility, and he can't lead the flowers of our motherland astray!

"Hey guys, my webcam is acting up because of its period, it seems to be malfunctioning!"

"Brothers, I'm so sorry, I was hoping to show you guys some good stuff, but now I'll have to enjoy it all by myself!"

Xu Yi blocked the camera, and the live stream went black, leaving only Xu Yi's voice.

The Livestream Room exploded instantly.

"Xu Yi, bring your whole family's shovel!"

"Xu Yi, you're a god!"

"You beast! You're a complete beast! I've prepared tissues, hand cream, and Protein Powder, and you're telling me you're going to eat them all by yourself?"

"Ding! The streamer achieved a score of 150% in the Animal Challenge! Everyone should try it!"

"Xu Yi, you are a complete beast! From now on, your name will be Xu Chu!"

[Negative emotions +100]

[Negative emotions +100]

[Negative emotions +500]

Brute?

Even if you're a beast, be a beast that eats alone!

Xu Yi glanced at the comments scrolling across the black screen and thought they were nothing special, then turned around and fueled the fire even more!

"Guys, I'm inside! The beauties are waiting for me!"

He remained unmoved by his brothers' complaints, but the Emotion Points they contributed made him incredibly wealthy.

Inside the room, Liu Qingling hadn't slept for a day and a night. Although she was very hungry, she couldn't resist the urge to sleep and was fast asleep.

Liu Qingling nestled a large pillow between her legs, rolled up in the blanket, and lay on her side like a shrimp roll, her breathing calm.

Sleeping so soundly?

Aren't you afraid of being taken advantage of?

Xu Yi touched his nose, sat down on the edge of Liu Qingling's bed, and gently patted her cheek.

"Ugh... I want to sleep!"

Liu Qingling said wearily, turning over slightly like a hibernating sloth.

"Um?"

Still not awake?

Xu Yi glanced at the breathtakingly alluring curves beneath the quilt, and was secretly shocked.

This young girl works so hard, braving the wind and sun, how does she manage to take such good care of herself?

"If this person doesn't wake up soon, I might just eat all the food by myself?"

Xu Yi said with a smile.

Liu Qingling's eyelids twitched, as if sleepiness and hunger were fighting each other.

"It's so delicious! This soup is so rich and flavorful!"

[Negative Emotions +50]

[Negative emotions +100]

Liu Qingling finally woke up, looking at Xu Yi with a resentful expression, her cheeks slightly puffed out, and she looked at Xu Yi with a wronged expression.

"Xu Yi, I'm hungry."

"Xu Yi, your creamy soup looks delicious, can I have some?"

As she spoke, Liu Qingling wrapped herself tightly in the blanket and crawled toward Xu Yi like a caterpillar.

"Want to eat it?"

Xu Yi glanced at her.

Liu Qingling nodded frantically, drooling profusely.

Xu Yi sneered.

"Liu Qingling, you think you can get a meal just by talking? Even the richest family doesn't have surplus grain!"

"Shouldn't you show off some talent?"

"If you please the top supporter customer, I'll not only give you food, but also other rewards."

Liu Qingling pouted and glared at Xu Yi defiantly.

"You expect me to serve you just for a meal? Do you think I'm that spineless?"

"Oh, so you have guts, huh? What if I have something else?"

"You won't get anything from me... Ah! What's this? Money! How can there be so much money! Ahhh, am I dreaming?"

Xu Yi took out his money bag, and the next second Liu Qingling tackled him to the ground.

In just a second, the money was in Liu Qingling's arms, leaving Xu Yi sighing with emotion.

"Brothers, you really can't trust women!"

"Woman, you change your attitude so quickly, but it suits your personality perfectly!"

Holding the recovered 100,000 yuan and grinning foolishly for a long time, Liu Qingling finally recovered. Like a lapdog, she snuggled up to Xu Yi, tears streaming down her face.

Anyone who didn't know better would think Xu Yi was a scumbag who broke Liu Qingling's heart.

"Hey, hey, hey, why are you just crying and not saying anything? Give me your lines!"

Xu Yi couldn't stand women's tears, and he panicked a little.

My mother always said that a good man should never make a woman cry.

Men who make girls cry are bad men!

Hmm, wouldn't it be fun and guilt-free to be a bad guy?

Brothers, the case is solved!

In this version of Earth OL, slacking off is really fun!

"Thank you... Waaah, thank you, Xu Yi, no one has ever been so kind to me!"

Liu Qingling wept, her face streaked with tears.

Her money was back; that 100,000 yuan was like a lifeline to her, and she didn't know how to thank Xu Yi enough!

In the Livestream Room, with the screen completely black, viewers couldn't see anything from the scene, but the sound was still audible.

"Xu Chu, you deserve to die! How could you make the little fairy cry?"

How do you know it's a fairy? What if it's a burly man picking his toes?

"You idiot! We may be blind, but we're not deaf. Such a pleasant voice, could it really belong to a burly man picking his toes?"

After a full half hour, Xu Yi finally managed to calm Liu Qingling down, reaping the emotional rewards and ending the black screen mode.

However, when the audience eagerly awaited the arrival of the beautiful woman, they found the room had been cleaned spotless by the staff, as if it were the day after a major battle...

"Ah! Xu Chu, you're a real beast! You won't even show the brothers a single benefit!"

[Negative emotions +100]

"Guys, nothing really happened."

Xu Yi felt wronged.

As soon as she finished speaking, Liu Qingling came out of the bathroom, looking as if she had just washed and cleaned herself.

Silent!

Still no sound!

[Negative emotions +100]

[Negative emotions +100]

At this moment, emotions speak for themselves.

"Brothers, I..."

Xu Yi awkwardly explained that nothing really happened; Liu Qingling went to wash up because she had been crying too much, not because he only had half an hour of energy!

However, the audience absolutely refused to believe it.

Seeing this, Xu Yi could only pretend to be dead and give up, until a phone call broke his silence.

"Brother, I don't want to be an abstract woman anymore!"

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