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Chapter 133

A lot of money?

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"What a big-name streamer! So many followers, such high popularity! Are you Big Internet Celebrity?"

In an instant, the three beauties seemed to forget their dangerous situation, their faces flushed as they looked at Xu Yi, their pretty faces extremely alluring, their eyes soft and gentle, as if they had seen their true love.

Meeting the gazes of the three beautiful women, Xu Yi put away his phone, smiled slightly, and remained calm and composed.

"I wouldn't call myself a Big Streamer, I only get a few hundred thousand viewers per stream."

As soon as he finished speaking, the three beauties gasped in surprise.

Bang bang bang!

With three snapping sounds, the three beauties instantly tore through the ropes and rushed towards Xu Yi.

"Quickly, go get help! Quickly, go outside and find someone to save me..."

Zhao Minglu overjoyed to see the three women escape, but she fell silent after only uttering half a sentence.

Three large, wavy-haired women surrounded Xu Yi, nestling close to Xu Yi like little birds, completely disregarding whether he lived or died.

"What a brave warrior! You can even snap a rope! I concede defeat!"

"Family members, is this the frail woman who can't even open a bottle cap? I feel like she could snap my neck!"

"Have you heard of Lin Daiyu, the flower-burying heroine; Wang Xifeng, the willow-uprooting queen; and the Queen of the Women's Kingdom, who defeated a tiger with three punches?"

Netizens expressed shock, but Xu Yi said it was perfectly normal.

Do you want to be an internet celebrity? Do you want to be Big Streamer and influencer?

Xu Yi waved his phone.

The three beautiful women nodded frantically, their eyes filled with longing!

"Waaaaah, I really want to be an internet celebrity! I dream about being an internet celebrity!"

"I practice my driving test (Part 3) diligently every day, hoping to become an internet celebrity someday. Can you give me a chance?"

The three of them said excitedly.

"No problem. From today onwards, you'll be the resident guests in my Livestream Room. Now, tell Zhao Minglu, whose advice do you take?"

Xu Yi snapped his fingers.

"Mr. Boss, although you are a very good person, let's not contact each other anymore from now on. We're afraid Mr. Xu might misunderstand!"

Without a second thought, the three women immediately gave Zhao Minglu a "friend zone" card and declared they would never contact her again!

Collapse.

A complete collapse.

Zhao Minglu stared blankly at Xu Yi, having imagined a thousand and one ways for Xu Yi to turn the tables, but she never expected things to end so devastatingly, so absurdly.

"You three idiots! You want to be internet celebrities just to make money, right? I can give you the money right now. Go outside and call some people over!"

Zhao Minglu roared suddenly, gritting her teeth.

Money? How much money can you give me?

One person, with a large wave in their hair, said that their passion for internet celebrities was clearly not high enough.

"Three million, no, five million, isn't that enough?"

Five million?

The woman was somewhat tempted.

Can this woman be bought with money?

Money has finally done its job; that's the power of money!

With tears welling up in her eyes, Zhao Minglu decided to raise the stakes even higher!

"If you can wake them up, I'll give you another five million!"

Zhao Minglu said excitedly.

Upon hearing this, the woman fell silent, as if caught in a internal struggle.

The next moment, the woman slowly moved forward and stood in front of Zhao Minglu.

"Give me the check first, otherwise how will I know if you'll cash it?"

"You're so indecisive. Do you think I'd be short of your money?"

Zhao Minglu shouted and gestured to Da Bolang to go to the drawer.

Inside the drawer, a check for five million yuan had already been placed.

The woman took it.

Zhao Minglu breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Xu Yi triumphantly.

"There's a secret door right next door. The password is my birthday. Go out and call for help!"

Zhao Minglu urged, a sinister grin on her face as she looked at Xu Yi. Her fat, pig-like body trembled uncontrollably, as if she was too excited to contain herself.

"Xu Yi, and you two idiots, wait until my men arrive, and I'll show you the consequences of offending the Zhao clan."

"Wait, why the hell aren't you leaving? The door's over there!"

A figure flashed past Zhao Minglu and went straight to Xu Yi, holding a check for five million yuan in both hands. Wasn't this the same Da Bolang who had just taken the check and been bribed by him?

"Mr. Xu, this is my tuition fee. Please put in a lot of effort to help me become an internet celebrity. Once I become famous, I will never forget your great kindness."

The woman with the big, wavy hair spoke with eyes as soft as water, her voice soothing and charming that it could easily captivate countless men.

"Thank you so much, the number one fan, for the super awesome rocket!"

To Zhao Minglu's astonishment, Xu Yi chuckled and pocketed the check.

[Negative emotions +999]

"Give me your account details later, and I'll get my buddies to go and support you!"

"Okay, okay, they say Doesn't Eat Cilantro (Striving for a Shared Future on the ChiNext Board)!"

"Mr. Xu, I also want to become an internet celebrity. Could you ask your buddies to give me some attention? I'll also call myself 'Doesn't Eat Cilantro (Weight Loss Version)'!"

"Me too, me too! I'm also called 'Doesn't Eat Cilantro' (No Late Night Snack Version)!"

Wait, are there so many versions of Doesn't Eat Cilantro?

Xu Yi remained silent, offering no comment, but simply continued to pay attention and give likes.

At first, netizens showed little interest and were unwilling to follow Xu Yi, but their attitude changed instantly after Xu Yi entered the personal accounts of the three women with large wavy hair.

Are those Fuli Chicken something they can watch for free?

Who says Doesn't Eat Cilantro is bad? Doesn't Eat Cilantro is absolutely fantastic!

"I've decided, starting today, I'm changing my name to 'Doesn't Eat Cilantro' (The Diamond Bachelor Version)!"

"I want to change my name to 'I Love Cilantro (Eight-Pack Abs Version)'!"

"Waaah, this isn't just someone Doesn't Eat Cilantro, this is clearly a goddess! Xu Yi, you finally have some conscience and gave the brothers a treat!"

The three young women beamed with joy as they watched their follower count soar.

The power of Big Streamer is truly impressive. In less than a minute, each of the three gained over 100,000 followers. Da Bolang, who had just tipped Xu Yi five million, was even selected by Xu Yi as a regular guest for live streams thanks to his actions.

Wealth is beckoning, and massive traffic is pouring in. If you seize this opportunity, financial freedom, big-name advertising deals, and even guest appearances at various events will come easily to you.

The other two big waves (referring to a group of people experiencing significant ups and downs) were filled with deep regret.

If they had known they could pull this off, they would have tricked Zhao Minglu just now too.

Poor Zhao Minglu, she cried her eyes out and was heartbroken, but could only curl up in the Boss's chair and cry silently.

Everyone says only losers cry, Xu Yi discovered today that even a fat pig can be sad and cry.

"Aren't you convinced yet?"

Xu Yi, accompanied by the burly man from Dongshan Big Man and three men with large, wavy hair, approached Zhao Minglu and spoke calmly.

Zhao Minglu stared blankly at the five people behind Xu Yi, muttering to herself.

"It's all fake! It's all fake! How could money be useless? How could money not bribe people?"

"But if money is useful, why would they betray me?"

Does having more money mean it's less useful, so having more money is the same as having less, and therefore useless?

Zhao Minglu suddenly burst into laughter, her face contorted as if she were insane, her demeanor suggesting she had gone mad.

"I understand now, I completely understand! I'm going to donate all the money!"

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