Too Hard
"Director, is it too late for me to admit my mistake now?"
The woman put down her phone, her legs trembling slightly, and asked cautiously.
Admit your mistake?
A conspiracy? Is there a conspiracy?
This woman was so arrogant just now, why is she suddenly admitting her mistake?
There must be a scam!
What a cunning woman! She's using a feigned retreat to lure him into a trap by admitting her mistake.
Xu Yi became very wary and immediately activated the system's lottery function.
System, ten consecutive draws!
Ding! Reward: A set of ripped stockings!
Ding! A bag of junk as a reward!
Ding! Reward: A set of rare junk!
Ding! Congratulations, host! You have been rewarded with an extremely rare set of junk!
Damn it, even the rarest junk is still junk, isn't it?
Xu Yi was speechless, suspecting that the system was deceiving him while withholding his system rewards.
"System, if you give me any more junk, believe me, I'll file a complaint against you!"
Ding! Congratulations, host! You have obtained a PUA Guide. After use, you can use PUA to brainwash the opposite sex. Do you want to use it?
PUA? Isn't that the kind of tactic goddesses use on their simps?
Wow, this system is really useful!
"System, use the PUA Guide!"
Xu Yi immediately gave the order, and instantly felt a flood of ideas fill his mind, as if a great genius had possessed him. Instantly, a look of grievance appeared on his face.
"What did you do wrong? I'm the one who's wrong!"
Xu Yi said.
The woman was taken aback. The lines sounded familiar, but why was Xu Yi saying them? Shouldn't she be the one to say them?
"No, no, no, I'm the one who was wrong, I really know I was wrong!"
"You're wrong? Then where did you go wrong?"
"I..."
"Hesitating for more than three seconds, and you still dare to say you're wrong? You're definitely not sincerely apologizing!"
"No, I was really wrong, Director, I truly repent!"
"I don't see any sincerity in your apology. You need to come up with reasons to apologize; it's obvious you're not genuinely remorseful!"
Xu Yi spoke again.
Under the PUA Divine Ability, the woman instantly lost her composure and screamed.
"Enough! I said I was wrong, and that's it. Why are you more difficult and troublesome than a woman?"
"I'll kneel down and kowtow to you, is that serious enough?"
Bang bang bang!
As the woman spoke, she immediately knelt down and kowtowed, tears welling in her eyes from the pain.
She's already knelt down, her scalp bleeding from kowtowing, shouldn't she be taking this seriously by now?
It's just an apology, how can you be serious about it?
You can't see into someone's heart; are you going to ask her to rip it out?
All she wanted to do was apologize, why was that so difficult?
However, when she looked up at Xu Yi, she saw Xu Yi staring at her with a shocked expression.
"You're yelling at me?"
"Honey... Ugh, Director, I wasn't yelling at you, I just acted impulsively..."
"You yelled at me, and you still dare to say you sincerely apologized?"
Hearing Xu Yi's words, the woman felt utterly hopeless, as if she wanted to go crazy.
"Heh... woman, heh... lapdog!"
"I was so stupid, I regret it, how could I have provoked a torturous psychopath like you!"
The woman completely broke down.
The Livestream Viewers in the Livestream Room were also devastated.
"Abstract, so damn abstract! I actually saw a man manipulating a woman!"
"I'm a top-notch comedian, followed!"
"You're all having fun, but I'm looking in the mirror!"
"When you yelled those three words at me, right or wrong no longer mattered!"
Am I being too crazy, or has society developed too fast?
"I've discovered that being a 'simp' is a state of being, regardless of gender, it only depends on how high or low you are!"
"Fellow Livestream Viewers, just take a look and don't try it. Xu Yi may seem harmless, but he's actually incredibly skilled. He's a King of Glory pretending to be a bronze-level player!"
Seeing the woman on the verge of madness, Xu Yi shrugged, turned to Xu Yu, and said innocently:
"Was I being unreasonable? Not really, right?"
"Boss, isn't this going too far?"
Xu Yu looked at Xu Yi speechlessly.
This woman's mental state is almost completely broken; isn't that going too far?
"It's a pity I only used the first move of my PUA Divine Ability; there were still two moves left to use before she couldn't hold on anymore. What a useless piece of trash!"
Xu Yi was displeased.
"Boss, this is only the first move. What are the next two moves?"
Xu Yu shocked.
"Then you have to cooperate with me."
Xu Yi casually switched the PUA target to Xu Yu.
Xu Yu shivered instantly, as if she had seen a ghost.
What happened?
She was perfectly fine just a moment ago, why does she suddenly look like she's seen a ghost?
The Livestream Viewers in the Livestream Room immediately became curious, and soon they paid the price for their curiosity.
"What exactly do you want from me? Can you please stop being unreasonable?"
"Being unreasonable? I only said a few words to you, and you're already annoyed? Ha, women really are two-faced!"
"How could I be lying? I'd give you my life, what else don't you believe?"
"Is your life worth anything? Besides, what use is your life to me? All I want now is your attitude, and you won't even give me that. How can I trust you?"
Xu Yu trembled with every word she heard, and after only two sentences, tears of grievance streamed down her face uncontrollably.
This is emotional abuse, this is what emotional abuse is all about!
Waaaaah!
How could someone with such a mild, 36-degree mouth utter such cold and biting words?
Xu Yu only shed tears, her reaction wasn't too exaggerated, but the Livestream Room was filled with wails of despair.
"Streamer, what have I ever done to you? I just came to watch a live stream, do you have to hurt me like this?"
"I feel like I was slapped twice by the streamer, even through the screen. Can someone slap the streamer for me?"
"Where are those who didn't believe Xu Yi's strength after the gender swap? Come out and shout again, do you still dare to be stubborn?"
"Waaaaah, I was wrong! I thought I was a master player, that my level was high enough, but compared to Xu Yi, I'm just a greenhorn. He played me like a dog!"
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Xu Yi was utterly speechless as he listened to the system reward notification.
Is it really that exaggerated?
He only used a little bit of PUA, and the Livestream Viewers couldn't handle it. They really haven't experienced enough hardship in life.
"Boss, that lady ran away secretly, should we chase after her and bring her back?"
While Xu Yi was looking at his phone, Xu Yu suddenly realized the woman had disappeared and immediately alerted him.
"Forget it, let's just ignore her."
Xu Yi waved his hand, too lazy to pursue the matter further.
He wasn't just sitting around doing nothing. As long as that woman didn't jump off a building here on set, Xu Yi didn't care where she went or what she did.
If you walk by the river often enough, you're bound to get your shoes wet.
Threatening to jump off a building repeatedly might be okay once or twice, but if it goes on for too long, sooner or later you'll actually run into a real devil. By then, even if you cry and beg to live, it will be too late.
Both "stress monster" and "simp" are rare traits, so why do they always seem to apply to the same man?
If it explodes, this woman will definitely be in trouble.
"Continue filming. Xu Yu, edit the video later to make it more entertaining and post it online to see if it can get some more views for our program."
Xu Yi clapped his hands and continued filming.