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Chapter 163

Shu Dao Mountain

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Xu Yi immediately stopped the Livestream Viewers who wanted to call the police.

"Thanks for your concern, brothers, but as one of my brothers said, we were born to be sweet, sweet, sweet!"

"Run away? What am I doing here? You want me to run away?"

"Danger? It's all worth it, no matter how dangerous, for the sake of creating a good show for the Livestream Viewers!"

"Send rockets or yachts? Let's see who dares to do that. Anyone who dares to send a gift will be banned by the moderators, and no more little red flowers are allowed either. Does the streamer even care about money?"

Xu Yi muttered to himself while holding his phone, and all the swindlers in the courtyard were moved to tears.

This is a matter of shared feelings.

Family, this is the real family.

They talk about family members, about investing for their family's benefit, but it's all a charade; they're really after other people's money.

This guy, on the other hand, doesn't ask for money or profit; he just wants his buddy to say that his family is really supportive.

While the scammers were showing off, Xu Yi had already looked through all the paintings by his Livestream Viewers and also checked the remaining points.

Don't be fooled by the fact that the Livestream Viewers don't spend a penny; the emotional value is off the charts. They could afford to do ten more ten-pulls, let alone ten.

With his Livestream Viewers giving him so much support, how could he possibly let Livestream Viewers down?

System, get the hell out here!

Ten consecutive pulls!

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have won a set of Sweet Little Hair Ties!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have won a set of fiery and tempting Little Whip!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have won a set of perverted and spicy Little Whip!]

Ten consecutive pulls!

Without exception, they only gave out ten whips!

What kind of sexy and fiery Little Whip? What kind of perverted and exciting Little Whip? There's even a Thai-style spicy Little Whip!

Xu Yi was completely dumbfounded.

I never knew there were so many different types of whips!

Damn it, this is all the junk I got after ten pulls?

"System, get the hell out here! Stop playing dead!"

"Even the worst mobile games have a pity system for ten-pull gacha pulls, but you just give me a bunch of junk. You think I won't complain?"

Xu Yi was furious.

The system crashed.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You've obtained a guaranteed 10-pull and Shu Dao Mountain Small Whip Secret Technique Mastery!]

After the system finished speaking, it disappeared without a trace, going off to sulk.

Xu Yi, holding the secret manual, was dumbfounded.

Shu Dao Mountain?

Which Shu Dao Mountain is Lao Tzu referring to?

Everyone knows that the old man from Sichuan is fearless, except for the fact that he was born with the curse of the Shu Dao Mountain.

Under the tight rein of the Shu Road III, the old men of Sichuan were all terrified and obediently went home.

Of all the old men in the world, only Emperor He Qiang has managed to break free from the secret curse of the Shu Dao Mountain.

"The secret manual of Shu Dao Mountain? Looks like the system really does have some good stuff!"

"System, don't blame me for putting pressure on you, you really are hiding good stuff!"

"With such a good thing, why not take it out quickly instead of waiting to lay eggs in the nest?"

Xu Yi selected the secret technique of the Little Whip from the Shu Dao Mountain, and instantly felt Sudden Enlightenment.

I understand!

Daoist Master, I've got it!

The Little Whip technique is complete!

"Boss, why is this kid suddenly getting such a pointed head and using both hands simultaneously? Could he be possessed by Arno?"

Xu Yi was moved when he suddenly heard a conman's voice in his ear, instantly snapping him back to reality and glaring angrily at him.

"Who said I have a pointy head? I call this Sudden Enlightenment! You're the one with Arno's brain, your whole family has Arno's brain!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Yi flicked his hands behind his back, and two Little Whip instantly appeared, striking left and right.

"You said I have a pointy head, right?"

"You're saying I'm possessed by Arno Schwarzenegger, right?"

"Are you going to talk or not?"

With the help of the Little Whip from the Shu Dao Mountain, Xu Yi's hands danced like flowers, instantly stunning the fraud gang.

"You don't hit someone in the face, that's unethical!"

"My kidneys, my kidneys are cracked!"

"Who said it's pointy-headed? Go find him, it wasn't us who said it!"

Under the whip, all beings are equal.

One lash, and the skin is torn open; two lashes, and the child cries for his parents.

After the three lashes, he no longer cared about morality.

"I said it, please stop hitting me!"

A conman collapsed to the ground, wailing and begging for mercy.

He was beaten the worst, receiving three lashes that left his skin torn and bleeding, and he nearly suffered the consequences of uncontrolled urination and defecation.

Seeing that someone had admitted it, the others finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Why didn't you say so sooner? You've dragged all the brothers into this mess!

"What did we say when we became sworn brothers? We'd share the good times and bear the bad times together—that's true loyalty!"

Have you lost your conscience? You want your brothers to suffer with you?

The scammers, one after another, beat the man until he was covered in blood in no time.

The man struggled, howled, and cried loudly.

"It's not that I didn't want to talk; I wanted to talk when I received the first lash, but it hurt so much I couldn't catch my breath, and then I received three more lashes!"

Upon hearing this, everyone present fell silent.

They misunderstood their brother.

"Brother, I misunderstood you. Get up quickly!"

The leader of the swindlers looked embarrassed and hurriedly went to help him up, while the Little Liar, as if he had seen a ghost, scrambled towards Xu Yi, grabbed Xu Yi's leg, and cried loudly.

"Brother, I'm willing to confess, I'm willing to hand over all the money, please spare my life since I'm cooperating!"

"You fucking back here! Didn't I say I misunderstood you?"

"You think that's a misunderstanding? You've almost beaten me to death, I might as well confess!"

The Little Liar clung tightly to Xu Yi's leg, refusing to go back no matter what.

Xu Yi was stunned.

The scammers present were stunned.

Even the Livestream Viewers were stunned.

[Negative emotions +100 +100 +100]

[Shock Points +100 +100 +100]

What exactly happened?

Xu Yi 'Little Whip was one thing, but why did the swindler surrender so readily?

It's important to understand that although Xu Yi's fight was quite intense, only a few people were injured, while the fraud gang still had dozens of members, clearly dominating the competition.

Given his advantages, how could he have given up on himself so easily?

"Xu Yi, tell me quickly, did you use some kind of sorcery? This kid was whipped twice and then turned around and surrendered. Are you guys putting on an act?"

"This must be the script!"

"Old Xu, your whip technique is quite sophisticated. When did you learn it?"

Seeing that his brothers didn't believe in his personal charm and instead thought it was all scripted, Xu Yi was immediately annoyed.

"Brothers, the streamer has said before that he's very charming, but you still don't believe me?"

"Let alone men, even women are offered up by the streamer with a mere flick of her wrist."

[Negative emotions +50]

The Livestream Viewers didn't say anything, but just sent a bulging middle finger emoji.

"I'm giving you one last chance. Come here! There are so many of us, are we afraid of just one guy?"

The leader of the scammers roared.

The Little Fatty waved his hands repeatedly, his face full of bitterness.

"Boss, I advise you to surrender quickly. This kid's whip is inhuman; I felt like my soul was shattered!"

Upon hearing Xu Yi, holding a leather whip with his hands behind his back, exuded an inscrutable aura, instantly stunning many people.

"So what if you're a coward? And you're saying your soul was scattered? I don't believe it!"

The conman, Head Bell, sneered and, with a wave of his hand, tossed out a bunch of cards.

Is a whip powerful?

Is being rich powerful?

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