Compensate, My Ass
Just as the entire internet was flooded with posts about Huangmen Chicken, Xu Yi, who had been serving as an imperial envoy for rectification for half a month, was happily gambling in bed.
"System, give me a ten-pull!"
"Congratulations, host! You've won a Premium Bento!"
Is the reward for top-tier products just a boxed lunch?
Garbage system!
Xu Yi gave the middle finger and continued with ten consecutive draws.
"Congratulations, host, you've successfully smoked two Cigarette Butts!"
"More trash, you think I won't complain about you?"
"Congratulations, host! You've won an extremely rare reward: Pretty Big Sister’s Little Stockings!"
"Still garbage... Sorry, system, you're such a great system!"
Xu Yi silently withdrew a Negative Review and casually did a few more ten-pulls.
Integral?
No problem!
Give the trash?
Whatever!
In the past two weeks, thanks to the Huangmen Chicken Incident, he had already earned enough points to reach the daily limit, and he couldn't keep any more even if he didn't use them.
Waaaaah, riding the wave of popularity is so great, there's no going back!
I can get ten consecutive draws every day when I wake up, this is such a comfortable life!
"System reminder: Lottery draws are fun, but don't overdo it!"
"Do I need you to remind me? Anyone who didn't know better would think I can't afford it! Ten more pulls, ten more ten pulls!"
Xu Yi waved his hand dismissively, displaying extreme elegance, but this resulted in ten more pieces of trash appearing on the table.
Rare Big-Breasted Dragon?
Rare Hanging Jade Pendant?
No, when did system-generated lotteries become so unreliable?
That's not all; there's even a grotesque, moldy potato among them, named "Superb Earth-Shattering, Heaven-Weeping Grand Reward."
What kind of reward is this?
With points systems becoming increasingly inflated, shouldn't the rewards be getting better and better?
"System, get out here!"
Xu Yi cursed for a long time, but the system remained dormant.
After cursing for a while, Xu Yi finally got tired and decided to go out and get something to eat.
Half a day ago, Xu Yi received a call from Song Qinghuan, who said that after much painful reflection, he had decided to revise the previous pricing and that this time he would definitely be satisfied.
Pricing, what kind of pricing?
Besides, he did a great job; when did he ever say he was dissatisfied?
"You can handle it yourself. I'll just invest the money; I won't concern myself with anything else."
Xu Yi shrugged and became a hands-off manager.
Doesn't he know his own limitations?
The food industry is so complex, it's none of his business to interfere.
If Huangshi Group hadn't been bullying him and even tried to shut down his live stream, why would he have focused his attacks solely on Huangshi Group?
After dinner, Xu Yi strolled back to the Hotel. As he passed by a lake, he suddenly heard a gasp.
On the path along the lake embankment, a group of people were chattering away, arguing about something.
Did the air force pilots catch a big fish?
What size fish, weighing so many kilograms, attracted such a large crowd?
Xu Yi leaned closer, looked in the crowd, and exclaimed, "Holy crap!"
Young people these days, they really know how to have fun!
On a high platform overlooking the lake, a man stood on the edge, his skin smooth and glistening, wailing loudly.
One step forward and there's a ten-meter drop; even on water, a fall would leave one bruised and battered.
"CEO, jump! Set a good example for the brothers!"
"Hey Huang, are you going to jump or not? I have soup simmering at home, are you going to take responsibility if it boils dry?"
"What's wrong with this kid? Why is he standing by the lake without any clothes on? Is something bothering him?"
"He's quite philosophical about it, but the problem is, other people want to kill him!"
What deep-seated hatred or grudge could lead someone to commit suicide even if they didn't want to jump into the lake?
"Listen, it sounds like he's muttering something about never making Huangmen Chicken again? Stop hitting him, Big-Mouth Slaps really can't eat anymore?"
The crowd chattered and discussed amongst themselves.
The crowd split into two groups: one group was simply there to watch the spectacle, while the other group was filled with righteous indignation and blocked the exit, throwing bricks and stones at the man.
Forcing him to jump into the water!
Xu Yi watched the commotion for a while, then finally understood what was going on. He exclaimed how small the world was, that he had actually run into the real deal.
The exhibitionist with a face swollen like a fat pig in front of me is none other than Huang Xingren, the Executive President of Huangshi Group, and the real culprit behind the Huangmen Chicken Incident.
When a food safety incident occurred, Huang Xingren simply chuckled.
When Xu Yi sealed off the store, he just chuckled.
But when Song Qinghuan developed the Baiwei Chicken and announced that it would only cost fifteen yuan, he could no longer laugh, and he didn't even have time to cry.
The 15-yuan Baiwei Chicken quickly seized the market, signing over a thousand franchise agreements in less than half a day, instantly squeezing out Huangshi Group's position.
Huangshi Group's stock price plummeted, shaking the Director. The once-powerful Executive President, Huang Xingren, was instantly ousted and reduced to a nobody.
Huang Xingren wanted to cry and say that even if he hadn't done anything great, he had still put in a lot of effort, but he was immediately slapped hard across the face, leaving his face swollen.
Tell me, do you still want to be Director?
Tell me, do you like the Director's Big-Mouth Slaps?
Tell me, is this fair to the shareholders who hold a large stake?
Huang Xingren was stunned by the beating.
When the two assistants stepped forward, Huang Xingren thought they were showing consideration for their past relationship, but to his surprise, they immediately pulled out a Recording.
"If the price is less than 100 yuan, even one yuan less, I'll slap you Big-Mouth Slaps!"
Hearing his own confident voice in the Recording, Huang Xingren was stunned. After realizing what had happened, he turned and ran.
Compensation? What a load of rubbish!
If we don't run now, we're going to lose our lives!
After dozens of Big-Mouth Slaps, will his face really turn into a fat pig?
No matter how fast Huang Xingren runs, can he outrun ordinary investors?
The investors who were stuck with their stocks had been waiting downstairs for a while, and they surrounded Huang Xingren as soon as they saw him.
When Huang Xingren finally broke through the crowd, he was left with only a few pieces of cloth on him. He was cornered in front of the riverside platform, feeling utterly helpless and on the verge of tears.
He had hoped to use his silver tongue to say all the right things and beg everyone to let him off the hook.
However, when everyone presented Baiwei Chicken's franchise performance report, Huang Xingren was immediately frustrated.
He couldn't figure out how they managed to price it at fifteen yuan.
No!
Is Xu Yi crazy?
Who does business like that? It's pure loss!
"Are you still going to jump or not? Do you think I'm joking?"
Even if the King of Heaven himself came today, you would still die!
As Xu Yi was watching the commotion, he saw a young man rush forward with a brick in his hand.
Next to the young man, a little girl was pulling him forcefully.
Stop him from rushing forward.
Beautiful women are always kind-hearted!
Xu Yi sighed and immediately started a live stream.
"Family members, who would understand? I just went out for a stroll, and I actually saw the CEO of Huangshi Group jump into the lake!"
"Brothers, let's send the rockets flying! Let's cheer Huang Xingren on and help him make a spectacular splash!"
Hearing Xu Yi's voice, Huang Xingren angrily cursed.
That kid is just kicking someone when they're down, he doesn't even realize how miserable he is.
[Negative emotions +100]
I don't want to die!
"Give me another chance!"
"I swear I'll be a good chicken cook!"
Huang Xingren burst into tears.
Make good chicken?
Pshaw, I can't be a chicken anymore, I'll try to be a good duck in my next life!