After all the old guys had left, host Bingbing politely walked over with a sweet smile.
"Excuse me, Xu Yi. May I ask what you're going to do later?"
Although all the leaders had left, Bingbing's team still planned to keep following Xu Yi.
There was only one reason: ratings!
Ever since Xu Yi had appeared on the show, its ratings had shot straight up.
The retention rate was even shockingly high, reaching the terrifying figure of 50%.
Normally, a show was considered outstanding if it reached 20%.
Seeing this, the leader made a snap decision.
Keep filming Xu Yi.
As for that bureau chief or whatever, just write him out.
"Of course I'm going to class."
"What class?"
Xu Yi stared at his phone for a long while before replying, "I don't know yet."
Bingbing: "???"
As the camera gradually lowered, everyone saw Xu Yi's phone screen clearly.
Substitute Class Group~
Xu Yi: I'll substitute for the eight a.m. class. Fifty per class.
"Substitute teaching?"
Bingbing and all the viewers were dumbfounded.
Xu Yi really did have a wide range of businesses...
After selling instant noodles, he was off to substitute for a class. What an ox-like day.
His background was so powerful, yet he still worked so hard. Seriously... I'm crying!
So inspirational! I'm fired up! I'm going to work hard too... after scrolling Douyin for five minutes first.
Xu Yi waited in place for five minutes, but there was still no message in the group.
Bingbing politely asked, "Why isn't there any response? Is the price too high?"
"No."
"They're still asleep."
Bingbing: "..."
I'm dying. Xu Yi isn't wrong!
Class starts at eight. I usually don't wake up until 7:50.
Actually, I can wake up at 7:30, but I spend twenty minutes on the toilet. Who understands the morning's first dump?
Setting up a stall: East Sea campus. Does anyone need a substitute? Only thirty.
Why are you trying so hard? Xu Yi is asking fifty...
Ding ding~
7:50~
A WeChat notification popped up.
Xu Yi tapped it open.
A bunch of group members had @mentioned him.
Bro, substitute for me. I want to sleep a little longer.
Bro, do you take date-substitution jobs? I'm with another girlfriend right now and can't get away.
Bro, do you take substitute gaming jobs?
Ding ding. What game? Honor of Kings, Teamfight Tactics, Call of Duty... I'll play anything.
Someone challenged me to a fight, but I can't beat him.
Damn, they mean this kind of substitute gaming!
There were many talented people in the group, and the bizarre messages were even more numerous.
Xu Yi had to search for gold in a pile of trash.
Just then, a private message came in.
"Cool Cockroach Whiskers Stuck in Shit has sent you a message."
The profile picture was also an abstract image of a Giant Cockroach.
The corners of Bingbing and the others' mouths twitched. Was this really the mental state of college students nowadays?
Xu Yi, however, seemed to have long grown accustomed to it. He opened the voice message she had sent, which even carried a hint of coquettishness.
"Little Yiyi, substitute for one of my classes, please. I'll pay sixty, plus treat you to a meal. Last night, I played Xiao Qiao with Teleport, took all three lanes' minions, and ended up arguing with my teammates.
"Why are other people allowed to take my mid lane, but I'm not allowed to take theirs? As a mid-lane player, I'm standing up!"
Bingbing blinked in confusion. "Xiao Qiao with Teleport? What kind of cursed strategy is that? Diao Chan going top with Teleport is the coolest!"
After a round of pleading from the Giant Cockroach, Xu Yi agreed.
"It's 7:55 now. Remember to keep up with me?"
"What do you mean?"
The camera crew froze for a moment, then immediately started cursing.
Xu Yi sprinted toward the teaching building as if he were flying.
"Holy crap! Bro, we're carrying camera equipment. Slow down!"
"Sorry about this. Once I take someone's money, I have to do the job properly. Making a client late isn't allowed by my professional code."
As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Yi vanished in a flash.
Bingbing's cheeks flushed as she ran, but she still chased after him with all her strength. "Come on, everyone!"
Eight o'clock sharp~
Right on time.
Xu Yi arrived in the classroom before the teacher and found a seat toward the back.
What surprised Xu Yi, however, was that most of the students in the classroom were girls, with only a few boys.
More importantly, all the girls were beautiful. A few could even compete with the department flower.
Bingbing and the others hurried in as well. Not wanting to disturb the students' class, they decisively abandoned their large cameras.
They switched to a livestream through their phones.
Unless someone looked carefully, no one would notice them at all.
The boy sitting beside Xu Yi asked in surprise, "Bro, why haven't I seen you before?"
Oh no, I haven't even warmed the seat yet, and I've already been found out?
Is this class heaven?
A friend of mine wants to ask: how much does it cost to substitute for this class?
Xu Yi looked at the suspicious boy and remained perfectly calm. "That's because you have a bad memory. Did you forget that you owe me five yuan?"
With that, he pulled out five yuan.
The boy immediately broke into a delighted smile. "Oh, look at my memory. I've eaten too many Pinhaofan meals these past few days. It makes me forget things easily."
Damn, that worked?
If it were me, I definitely wouldn't be willing to give up those five yuan.
Send fewer comments. You're affecting my view of my girlfriend.
Calm down. You don't have a girlfriend. You only have your right hand.
The teacher's coming... Holy crap! She's gorgeous! Wait, isn't she that...?
Xu Yi couldn't help spacing out slightly when he saw the teacher.
She was breathtakingly beautiful.
The students whose looks were comparable to the department flower were completely outclassed in front of her.
Especially her approachable bust—she was the national-server Cai Wenji!
And that elegant, tranquil bearing gave people the feeling of being alone at home, admiring flowers on a rainy day in Jiangnan.
"Hehe... Pretty, right? She's the goddess of our Music Department, Yu Xue.
"She's a specially appointed teacher at our school and often takes part in performances. She's well-known in the industry.
"I heard her teacher is even the president of the Capital Conservatory of Music, a top musician."
Xu Yi raised an eyebrow. "That impressive?"
"Of course!"
"But she's also very strict in class. The type who fails students whenever she feels like it. She's basically an ice-cold goddess.
"Keep your head down later. Whatever you do, don't let her notice you."
"Okay."
Xu Yi sighed. Looks like sixty yuan was too little.
Yu Xue stood at the lectern and swept her cool gaze across the room. When it reached Xu Yi, it paused briefly before moving on.
"Let's begin attendance."
Professor Yu Xue, I'm sorry...
It's all right. It's human nature.
I'm the one skipping her class. What are you people upstairs thinking?
Her voice is so beautiful. It feels like my ears are getting pregnant. Damn, a cockroach just crawled out of my ear.
"Huang Guo."
"Huang Guo."
"Is Huang Guo here?"
Xu Yi: "Here!"
"What are you doing, bro?" The boy beside him widened his eyes.
"You're substituting for someone. Why are you answering attendance?"
"Because I'm kind! If I can help, I'll help."
"Li Gui... Is Li Gui here?"
Xu Yi: "Here."
"Bro, you're doing it again..."
"I changed my voice. Don't panic."
"Pro Player. Is Pro Player absent?"
Xu Yi: "Here!"
"Bro, that's awesome!"
"Helping others is its own reward, helping others is its own reward... haha."
Negative Emotion Points +50 Negative Emotion Points +50 Negative Emotion Points +50
Xu Yi: "???"
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