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Chapter 214

Don't look behind you

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What else?

Are you blind or illiterate?

The henchmen shakily picked up an object.

"Team Leader, this is called Medal of Honor!"

"So what happened?"

"Team Leader, this is called the Citizen's Medal!"

What's wrong with the citizens again?

"And this, that's called Meritorious Service Medal..."

"Stop talking nonsense! I don't care what you are, it has to be painted green!"

Bai Ruonan waved her hand domineeringly, completely ignoring her!

The henchmen were furious.

What happened? What happened?

Besides these two characters, do you not recognize any other characters?

Looking at their own pig-headed Team Leader, and then at Xu Yi was still eating and drinking, they felt like the sky had fallen.

Our team Team Leader is beautiful, but she's incredibly stupid!

This is outrageous!

No wonder they weren't scared!

No wonder they didn't stop them!

Changing the colors of these items—isn't that going against the natural order?

What are you all standing there for?

"Hurry up and do it, or do you want me to do it myself?"

"I'm waiting to go out for a big meal, but even if I can't get a big meal, I can at least get some fries!"

Bai Ruonan had no idea of the enormity of her sins. Her three-part interrogation silenced her henchmen.

You're practically dying, and you're still thinking about getting some fries?

"Team Leader, these are all genuine!"

One of the henchmen couldn't take it anymore and screamed.

Those who do bad things can be so bad they're festering, but they can't be so stupid they're bubbling up.

He can't let an idiot ruin his life, can he?

"You say it's true, so it's true. Are you bragging? I'll tell you it's fake, what can you do about it?"

Bai Ruonan snorted coldly, staring at the feast in Xu Yi's hand, her mouth watering.

What kind of bullshit badges are these, what kind of genuine or fake products are these, none of that matters.

The most important thing now is to go get some fries.

What's the point of living if not to eat some fries?

It's hopeless.

It's completely hopeless.

"I was making a fuss over nothing. I thought it was Privilege Dog, but it's just a green duck!"

"What green duck? Are you prejudiced against chickens? This is clearly a green-feathered Fuli Ji!"

"Speaking of Fuli Ji, aren't you all curious about the quirks of this so-called Association President?"

"He likes green and dislikes other colors, only green. It's not that I like gossiping, I just really want to know what he's thinking!"

The gossip-loving spirit of the Livestream Viewers was so intense that it even caught Xu Yi's attention.

As a high-ranking Industry Association President, why doesn't he stick to his preference for yellow and instead likes green?

Do you even understand what resource waste means?

Do you understand what it means to be unworthy of one's position?

I don't like yellow, let me do it instead!

The henchmen exchanged glances, then rushed to Xu Yi's feet, bent their knees, and immediately knelt down, raising their hands to slap themselves across the face.

"Director Xu, we were wrong. We were at most accomplices; we weren't the mastermind!"

"???"

Xu Yi was stunned.

"???"

The Livestream Viewers were completely dumbfounded.

Good heavens, is this considered desertion in the face of battle?

Xu Yi hasn't even exerted his full strength yet, and these henchmen are already unable to hold on?

Although I knew Xu Yi had a way, this comeback was far too easy!

"Useless, utterly useless!"

"Hilarious! I've never seen such an annoying henchman!"

"They've all been cheated on, how can you expect them to be loyal?"

"If you like green, shouldn't you be prepared to be betrayed?"

"Holy crap, the person upstairs is right! How come I didn't grasp that point? Looks like the person upstairs is a connoisseur!"

Livestream Viewers were amazed and praised the Green Ambassador.

"What the hell are you doing?!"

Xu Yi was startled, thinking that Boss Xu had suddenly exerted his power.

As a result, Old Xu was just as dumbfounded.

The others were looking at him with admiration.

What's going on?

He didn't do anything, he was just eating here, so how did these henchmen betray him?

"Director Xu, you're so magnanimous, please accept us!"

"Director Xu, please be magnanimous and give us a chance. We are willing to mend our ways!"

Is this flattery?

Interesting! Let this judge give it a rating!

Xu Yi glanced at the henchmen, a smile playing on his lips.

A typical Boss might, to appear sophisticated, directly stop him.

But Xu Yi never considered himself the Boss; he was just an abstract-minded broadcaster. Why should he be profound?

Shoot!

Everyone better flatter me hard!

"Director Xu, you're amazing!"

The young man said.

Is that all?

Director Xu and master of abstract art, is simply being praised with the word "amazing"?

Is this flattery or offending someone?

Negative score!

Get out!

"Director Xu, you're as awesome as a bull pulling a millstone, going around in circles!"

A Chinese proverb? That's interesting!

Ten points!

After thoroughly enjoying the fawning of his lackeys, Xu Yi calmly said:

"Since you've reformed, I'll spare your lives for now, and deal with you later!"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but secretly groaned in dismay.

This one is truly extraordinary.

Bai Ruonan is ridiculously stupid, this one is ridiculously abstract.

But what other options are there?

Rather than being tricked to death by an idiot without knowing why, it's better to be his lackey!

Even the most outrageous abstraction can only lead to one's own demise; it doesn't result in an inexplicable death.

[Negative emotions +10 +10 +10]

The system voice rang in his ears, Xu Yi's smile froze on his face.

Damn it, he's already kneeling down, and he still dares to have negative emotions? He deserves to be taught a lesson!

"They've all knelt before me, aren't you going to kneel too?"

Xu Yi looked at Bai Ruonan and said calmly.

It's not that he doesn't hit women, it's just that this one is exceptionally stupid, and he really dislikes her and doesn't want to lay a hand on her.

By incorporating abstract concepts, this version of Earth OL can lead to instant wealth and the pinnacle of success.

But once you're tainted with stupidity, there's no saving you.

Each new version has its own meta, but every subsequent version is hopelessly stupid!

Why did I kneel?

"You think a few fake, cheap badges can scare them, or even me?"

Bai Ruonan snorted coldly.

The henchmen were speechless once again.

It's too early to call it defying the heavens.

This one is even more incredible!

What else is there to say? Let's keep sucking up to Director Xu!

It turns out that everyone has the potential to be a sycophant, but some people lick money, some lick sex, and his Livestream Room is different; his Livestream Viewers only lick abstract, unreliable guys.

"Liking green, liking being betrayed, is that really true?"

Looking at the woman's expression, Xu Yi saw that Bai Ruonan's face was a deep purplish-red, showing no sign of happiness whatsoever; on the contrary, she was about to explode with anger.

"A few lousy badges have scared you like this? Just how cowardly are you?"

"So what if they're genuine? They're just a few broken badges. If I wanted them, the Association President could just wave his hand and get them for me!"

"Destroying them would cause a huge problem? I'll smash them right now and see what kind of trouble that will cause!"

Bai Ruonan screamed, picked up the badge, and was about to smash it on the ground.

Just then, a cry of surprise rang out.

"Team Leader, no!"

"Team Leader, let's talk this out!"

Are you scared?

Do you realize how capable you are?

Bai Ruonan was thinking smugly when she looked up, about to speak, but then paused.

The crowd's attention wasn't focused on her, but rather on what was behind her.

What comes next?

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