Young man, you just don't have what it takes

Listening to the energetic young man's description, Xu Yi became serious.

I get depressed when it's late at night and everything is quiet.

Although it's unreliable, the symptoms described are indeed quite accurate.

Could it be... that this kid really has Depression?

That shouldn't be the case.

How could Abstract Guy be depressed?

"Holy crap! He seemed perfectly normal to me, how could he have Depression?"

"Dude, I was wrong to laugh at you earlier. Here's your bank account number. Just close your eyes and type zeros—how much or how little is up to fate!"

"Xu Yi, you just said you could cure Depression, let's see what you have to say now!"

Upon hearing the Security Guard's explanation, the Livestream Viewers immediately began to sympathize with him.

Even the most unassuming Livestream Viewers started apologizing at this point.

"Oh, right."

"My hair starts falling out whenever I watch Douyin!"

"Even reading Fuli Ji makes me lose hair!"

"Watching mukbang videos of people eating Lobster and abalone makes me lose hair!"

"Even opening my wallet occasionally causes hair loss!"

"I must have Depression, right?"

The young man became increasingly distressed as he spoke, and judging from the few sparse hairs on his head, he was indeed not lying.

Xu Yi became more and more confused as he listened.

Although he had never suffered from Depression, he had seen many cases of it while surfing the internet for many years.

I've never heard of so many symptoms.

Even if a doctor came, they'd probably be baffled by this energetic young man.

"It's over, it's over! Even if a legendary doctor were alive, he probably couldn't cure this kid's illness!"

"Prepare for the worst!"

The Livestream Viewers have sentenced the young man to death.

"Don't rush me, let me see your Douyin. Also, you said that opening your wallet causes hair to fall out, so let me see your wallet."

Xu Yi pondered deeply, his brows furrowed.

If all else fails, he'll have to resort to system-based methods.

Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. If you can save a life with just a few ten-pull gacha pulls, then you've done a good deed.

Just as he was thinking, the system voice sounded.

[Negative emotions +100]

Upon hearing the phone call, the energetic young man reacted strongly.

"Look at my phone? That's not a good idea, is it? Even your own parents shouldn't make such an unreasonable request?"

"As for the wallet, feel free to look around."

"I'm just too outstanding, working a job that everyone envies, and bearing pressure that I shouldn't have to bear at my age!"

"Brother, I think you're a pretty good guy. If anything happens to me, when I leave this job, I'll definitely put your name on the recommendation letter so you can take over this promising position!"

The energetic young man patted Xu Yi on the shoulder, expressing his deep gratitude.

"Brother, thank you so much! I've really met a benefactor in the Security Guard industry!"

"However, judging from your current situation, you may not necessarily have Depression."

Xu Yi was speechless and snatched the wallet from the young man's hand.

How can a person be so confident and narcissistic?

Is it because they haven't experienced the harsh realities of society, or the frustrations of being a sycophant?

I opened the wallet, and apart from various documents and discount cards, I didn't see anything wrong with it.

However, what puzzled Xu Yi was that this wallet was too small; it was just a bag, and there wasn't a single piece of money inside.

Even a few coins?

"Dude, I probably know what's wrong with you, but you still need to show me your Douyin!"

Xu Yi seemed to have grasped the root of the problem, carefully examining the young man's complexion.

This kid has a serious problem.

"Brother, stop being stubborn. I've seen so many doctors over the years, and none of them could find my problem. You think you've found the root of the problem just because you look at your wallet?"

"So Depression? Just tell me the truth, I won't blame you!"

The energetic young man covered his phone, looking wary, and shook his head like a rattle-drum.

My head may break, my blood may flow, but my phone must never be shown to anyone.

If he had known he would have to hand over his phone, he would never have sought medical treatment for this illness.

What's the point of living if you've lost your innocence?

"Even without looking at your phone, I know about your problem."

Xu Yi stared at the thick gold chain around the young man's neck and said calmly.

"Are you bragging?"

What's wrong with me?

"I'm so excited," the energetic young man said.

You're actually fine.

"We're just too poor."

"There's nothing wrong with being vain, but couldn't you at least buy a hollow Iron Chain? Wearing a solid brass chain around your neck every day is putting pressure on the blood vessels in your cervical spine. Who wouldn't lose hair if you didn't?"

Xu Yi smiled faintly.

???

In the Livestream Room, a series of question marks appeared among the Livestream Viewers.

A solid brass chain, it must weigh at least several pounds!

No.

Is this kid's writing style really that abstract?

After all that fuss, it turns out this guy doesn't have Depression, but actually suffers from poor blood circulation due to cervical spondylosis?

"Who are you calling a brass chain? I'm wearing a genuine gold chain around my neck!"

The young man reacted strongly.

Are you kidding me?

Would he wear a brass chain?

Slander! Rumors!

This is outright personal injury!

"What makes you think I can't afford a gold chain?"

"Dude, do you even need to guess? It's not even the end of the month yet, and you're already broke!"

"Everyone else is broke by the end of the month, but you're broke by mid-month, and you need to pay for food for the rest of the month. How can you afford such a big gold chain?"

"And your crappy phone, I don't even want to talk about it."

"It has three layers of casing, several holes, and so many layers inside and out. You've practically worn a patina out of the screen, and you're still trying to pass it off as a brand new Apple?"

"You still want to leave a clean reputation? Do you have anything innocent on your phone? Aren't your Douyin favorites and downloaded files full of evidence of your crimes?"

Xu Yi launched into a tirade, each word a direct attack, leaving the spirited young man utterly ashamed and on the verge of tears.

[Negative emotions +100]

[Negative emotions +200]

[Negative emotions +999]

That was an overreaction.

This is a difficult situation for them to back down from.

"What the hell!"

"A rotten pineapple being passed off as Apple Sixteen? Where the hell did they find this kind of leftover stock in some junkyard?"

"The gold chain is fake, there's no money in the wallet, and even the phone is several years out of date!"

"Six hundred and sixty-six, this guy is unbeatable!"

While narcissism can be a good thing, boosting self-confidence to some extent, isn't this level of narcissism a bit too abstract?

"I'm laughing so hard I'm about to burst! This guy doesn't have Depression, he's just suffering from poverty!"

"I was just about to say this: in Traditional Chinese Medicine, this rapid hair loss is simply a sign of kidney deficiency, isn't it?"

The Livestream Room was filled with sarcastic remarks, and I laughed until I cried.

"Slander and fabrication!"

"You'll see what my lawyer's letter says."

"I have a great job Security Guard that everyone envies, why would I wear a fake gold chain?"

"You think I can't afford the latest iPhone?"

The energetic young man denied it three times, then turned around and disappeared in a flash, leaving only an empty gate behind.

Having been exposed in public, he was too ashamed to continue working in this industry.