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Chapter 226

It's decided, you're the Association President!

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I'm so tired, let it all end. Whatever.

The Little Fox Spirit had completely given up, and Xu Yi was too lazy to pursue the old Association President any further.

It's not that he's magnanimous or a saint; it's just that this whole thing just doesn't feel right.

Forget about justice or injustice, forget about karma or retribution.

He came to the Film and Television Association today just to do one thing. Awesome!

Make the Association President kneel down and call him "Dad!"

Now that the Association President has gone mad, what's the point of acknowledging this son?

They even made him kneel down and keep calling him "Dad"?

Stop fooling around!

Putting aside the fact that this kneeling incident resulted in him having a mentally unstable son, the whole thing is far too abstract!

Although Xu Yi considered himself abstract, he wasn't so abstract as to be brainless.

The Little Fox Spirit led the Association President away.

The Pure Love Warrior is invincible. Even with the burden of the Association President, the Little Fox Spirit is still full of love for her Sister-in-Law and vows to steal her away.

Xu Yi should have left by now, but when Xu Yi tried to leave, he found that he couldn't.

The building was packed with people from the film and television industry, three or four layers deep. If you didn't know better, you'd think it was a banquet for Entertainment Industry bigwigs.

Xu Yi was startled.

What's wrong?

Has the Entertainment Industry collapsed?

Otherwise, why would everyone be gathered here?

Surely they don't think they're so handsome that they'd risk their lives to work with me, right?

"Holy crap, so many celebrities! Is this a major earthquake in the Entertainment Industry?"

"It's over! I knew Xu Yi was doomed!"

"You've driven the Association President crazy and ruined the Association, Xu Yi, you've really messed things up this time!"

"To be fair, although Xu Yi is really annoying, the fact that the Association President went crazy has nothing to do with Xu Yi, right? Isn't this the fault of the King of Taxes?"

"We believe it, but do these people outside believe it?"

"Beep beep beep! It's a quiz game! Guess how many of these celebrities lost everything after believing in the King of Taxes' scam?"

Seeing Xu Yi surrounded, the Livestream Viewers immediately gloated, wanting to see Xu Yi humiliated.

Um!

Xu Yi has angered the public, causing a backlash from his Livestream Viewers!

Xu Yi has been having too much luck with women lately.

Although this guy is naturally abstract and hasn't truly escaped the ranks of single people, the question is, what if...?

This kid needs to be taught a lesson!

Now it's all good!

Looking around, all you see are either big-name celebrities or familiar faces.

Even if Xu Yi doesn't suffer a serious injury, he'll definitely learn a lesson!

Several veteran actors walked up, exuding an unparalleled aura, which thrilled the Livestream Viewers.

Finally!

Finally, a brave soul has come to defeat the great demon king, Xu Chu!

Snap!

The veteran actors approached Xu Yi, stamped their feet in unison, and presented him with a ballot letter held in Xu Yi hands.

"Young man, after a vote, everyone unanimously agrees that you are capable of replacing the old Association President and managing the Film and Television Association well."

"We've reached an agreement; you'll be in charge!"

"Don't refuse!"

"This position is absolutely yours!"

"The nomination has been completed, the announcement has been made public, and no one else is more suitable for this position than you!"

Um?

Isn't it supposed to be a story of a hero defeating a demon king?

How did it turn into a scene where it's too cold and the general should wear a dragon robe?

The Livestream Viewers were stunned.

[Negative emotions +100]

What happened to the promise that Xu Yi was utterly wicked and would be dealt with severely?

[Negative emotions +100]

Where's the promised tearful outpouring of grief from Xu Yi?

[Negative emotions +100]

The celebrities remained silent, only praising Xu Yi.

Xu Yi felt embarrassed after hearing this.

He hid his hands behind his back, even preparing to pull out Shu Dao Mountain Little Whip, but he hadn't expected to have misunderstood everyone.

"No way, what has this kid done to deserve this position? How did he get to the Association President's seat?"

"Good heavens! This is really something! They're not even going to act anymore, just torturing us?"

"No, Xu Yi, while I was envious and jealous that you escaped the ranks of the Poor Bro, I could at least accept it. But now you're telling me that not only have you become Rich Bro, but you've also transformed into the Association President the Film and Television Association?"

"I'm still here foolishly doing abstract art, and everyone else is supposed to be superior? Or am I the only one still working like a slave?"

Livestream Viewers went on a rampage, complaining and starting to lose their temper.

Xu Yi tried his best to comfort his Livestream Viewers, but he couldn't bring himself to say anything despite opening his mouth several times.

No.

He was worried that if he opened his mouth, he wouldn't be able to stop laughing out loud.

Association President the Film and Television Association?

Is this a position he's capable of holding?

How did someone who just entered the industry, only filmed a few variety shows, and hasn't even had a major movie released yet, suddenly become the Association President of the Association?

"Are you sure you're not mistaken? Is it possible that this Xu Yi you're looking for is just someone with the same name as me, but isn't actually me?"

Xu Yi forced a smile and suggested a possibility.

"Is that you, the Director of the film crew 'Actors Please Take Your Place'?"

"Yes, it's me."

"Was it you who exposed the Huangmen Chicken Incident and the Huang Group scandal?"

"Yes, it's me."

Are you Anti-Fraud Hero?

"There is such a thing as anti-fraud, but the hero is overrated."

"Then we've found the right person."

Everyone nodded, indicating that Xu Yi had made the right choice, and then the ceremony began.

Xu Yi returned to the Hall in a daze and was pushed to the throne of the Association President. He watched as the Association President Badge was put on his body, and it took him a while to gradually come to his senses.

Is all of this real?

"Association President, would you like to say a few words?"

Faced with everyone's enthusiastic support, Xu Yi was moved, but also filled with doubt.

Although my brother did get something done, does that mean everyone trusts him that much?

Isn't it said that abstract concepts are unreliable?

There are bad people among the crowd!

Isn't that why everyone trusts you?

Even Abstract Guy can become a big guy!

"Rest assured, everyone. Now that I've become the Association President, I will not let you down. I will definitely rectify the industry's atmosphere and ensure that everyone makes good films, and films that are easy to make, and excellent films!"

Xu Yi invigorated and worked with great enthusiasm.

The filmmakers were extremely enthusiastic, applauding thunderously, their hands almost swollen from clapping.

The Livestream Viewers are really embarrassed!

"Waaaaah! Xu Yi, I'll never badmouth you again, just announce your resignation already!"

"Xu Yi, being a live streamer is a very promising career, how can you give it up?"

"Xu Yi, I'm willing to become your lackey right now!"

That being said, and that being laughed at...

Seeing that the Association President's Office now bears Xu Yi's nameplate, officially marking Xu Yi's entry into the Film and Television Association, the Livestream Viewers still offered their blessings.

The Abstract Guy became a big shot, and the small streamer made a comeback and became the Association President. They are proud of themselves too!

Xu Yi closed the door and looked around the office again, finding everything new and exciting.

It's not like it's my first time here, but why does it look so nice to me?

"Brothers, you say I'm a coward for being Privilege Dog in the Livestream Room? Today I'll show you how I am Privilege Dog in real life!"

It's said that men with power become bad, Xu Yi perfectly exemplifies this saying, immediately announcing his first order upon taking office.

Now that he's the Association President, shouldn't he have some fun first?

However, when Xu Yi opened the Association's assets, he was stunned.

No!

More than just being stunned!

Instead, he was struck by lightning!

"Damn it, how come the Association's assets are negative?"

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