Background Editor: I'm Just Playing the Pity Card, Why Are You All So Anxious?
Chapter 242

When absurdity goes too far, something must be up!

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Xu Yi raised his hand and pulled the beauty into his arms, thrusting his chest forward and giving her a quick kiss.

"Brother, now that you've figured it out, I'm not going to pretend anymore. I like your woman, so come at me if you have a problem!"

Since you've already become NTR, you should at least have some fun first!

Seeing Xu Yi kissing, the atmosphere around them and in the Livestream Room exploded instantly, and everyone looked at the scarred man in the suit opposite them.

The blond-haired kid has already put his hand on your face, bro, aren't you going to teach him a lesson?

A palpable sense of menace hung in the air at the alley entrance.

A group of thugs, their eyes gleaming with bloodlust, looked as if they wanted to devour Xu Yi alive.

The Xiao Mei nestled in Xu Yi's arms, acting like a little bird seeking shelter.

She was a little scared after being kissed.

"Big brother, you'll protect me, right?"

"Brother, I really need to use the restroom. Could you let me go first?"

"Big brother, you're hugging me too tight! I feel like you're choking me to death!"

The Xiao Mei's legs trembled, her eyes darting around. She clearly wanted to run away, yet she desperately tried to find an excuse.

Xu Yi glanced at the Xiao Mei, wishing he could slap her.

You brat.

You've gotten yourself into trouble, and now you're thinking of running away?

Do you really think I'm stupid?

"Young man, do you really love her?"

The eldest brother spoke, remaining calm and polite, but the atmosphere suddenly tensed.

Xu Yi remained silent.

How can someone openly admit to loving another man's wife, only to steal her away with their own hands?

My brother is being so polite.

If this older brother had started fighting without saying a word, Xu Yi could have accepted it.

After all, beauty belongs to the strong!

This is the rule among young, rebellious types, but why are they being so polite now?

One wrong step can lead to eternal regret!

Having lived a life of pure love, I never imagined that one day I would be labeled NTR!

"Feelings can't be forced!"

Whether it's love or not, it all comes down to fate!

"Since our relationship has run its course, let's end it with some dignity!"

"What kind of nonsense is this, hitting someone?"

Xu Yi, channeling his inner psychologist, began to persuade her.

"Fate?"

"Emotion?"

"Just as you said, our feelings and fate were long gone!"

The reason I'm still so insistent is simply because I'm worried about the baby in her belly!

"I thought after three years of relationship, she would at least give me an hour, but I never imagined this child would be someone else's!"

The eldest brother seemed to have been touched upon a painful memory, his face filled with regret.

Holy crap?

Why is this involving children?

Is this woman pregnant?

Everyone was shocked.

[Shock Points +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1]

Xu Yi couldn't help but look at the Xiao Mei in his arms.

The Xiao Mei touched her belly, looking guilty.

No need to check anymore.

The Xiao Mei must be pregnant.

There's no way I can pretend anymore!

If you keep pretending, not only will you lose your innocence, but you'll also have another child!

"You damn little brat!"

"It's one thing to cheat on someone, but to secretly get her pregnant is another!"

"I was just feeling sorry for that woman, but now it seems she definitely did well!"

"Waaaaah, big brother, you're having such a hard time!"

"Hitting someone is already a restraint; if it were me, I'd probably want to use a knife!"

The surrounding crowd was abuzz with discussion, and everyone was pointing at Xu Yi and cursing him.

"Brother, isn't this a misunderstanding?"

This child is definitely yours!

"If I said I just wanted to play the hero and was only attracted to her, and that I didn't actually have an affair with her, would you believe me?"

Xu Yi suddenly pushed the Xiao Mei away, raised his hands in an innocent gesture, and stood to the side.

Damn it.

Being mistaken for NTR is bad enough, but then a child was born out of it.

This is unacceptable!

"Young man, you don't need to explain. He may be a scoundrel, but he's not that bad!"

"I have two million here, take it first, consider it my breakup fee!"

"If you make her hand over the item, I promise I won't hurt her!"

As he spoke, the older brother pulled out a card and slapped it down in front of Xu Yi.

The crowd that had just been cursing Xu Yi were suddenly dumbfounded.

Dude, are you out of your mind, or just an idiot?

Someone cheated on you, and you actually want to pay them money?

You're not some gangster, you're clearly a great philanthropist who has been reincarnated nine times!

Xu Yi frowned as he held the bank card.

Money smells good, but if he takes it, is he still human?

Most importantly, he suddenly smelled something ominous.

Something's not right about this; it feels strange, like it's aimed at him.

Also, haven't I seen this card somewhere before?

During the Huangmen Chicken Incident, wasn't this the bank card used by Huangshi Group?

But wasn't Huangshi Group severely damaged?

"Brothers, do you think I should take this money?"

Not knowing what to do, Xu Yi turned to ask his Livestream Viewers.

"Xu Yi, this is two million! You don't want it? Give it to us! It's enough for us to Pinhaofan for the rest of our lives!"

"Six hundred and sixty-six, I see it clearly now, this kid is God's illegitimate son, God is finding ways to give him benefits!"

"If you don't have a wife, give her a wife; if you don't have children, give them children; now they're even giving away money if you don't have any. Don't you think this isn't just an act?"

"Upstairs, you overestimate the screenwriter! What screenwriter would dare write such an outrageous plot? Even the most idiotic viewer wouldn't believe something like this!"

"I've tried my best to be abstract, but compared to abstraction in reality, I'm still too green!"

The Livestream Viewers were completely outraged.

Negative emotions and Shock Points flooding Xu Yi's brain like they were free.

It is indeed very abstract.

Abstract, that's why it doesn't seem real.

Etc.

Something unusual must be going on.

The Abstract Guy in the Livestream Room was already the limit of Xu Yi's understanding. There might be people more abstract than those in his Livestream Room, but they would never appear here.

There's something wrong with this.

Could this woman and her older brother be a deliberate attempt by the Huangshi Group to ruin his public image?

Xu Yi thought about it and it seemed increasingly likely!

He's been causing a lot of trouble lately through live streaming, and Huangshi Group has suffered a lot. They've probably wanted to get rid of him for a long time!

He mistook the beggar for an assassin.

But now, this pair of scoundrels are probably the real killers!

"You think you can bribe me with just two million?"

After pondering for a long time, but less than three seconds had passed since then, Xu Yi picked up the bank card and flicked it lightly, sending it tumbling into the trash can with a thud.

The people around were dumbfounded.

That kid is absolutely outrageous.

Two million isn't enough?

An NTR, he's lucky he wasn't killed, and he's complaining about the low pay?

"Young man, two million isn't enough. I'll give you another five million, or maybe three million more, so we can make it ten million to round it up?"

The older brother said, very generously.

Everyone was extremely anxious, wishing they could transform into NTR themselves.

But Xu Yi confirmed it instantly.

This thug in front of me is here to assassinate me.

Because Abstract Guy simply couldn't act out such an abstract statement!

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