Bro, your wife's cheating on you!
"Jealous?"
"Young man, I wouldn't stoop to lying to you!"
"Go ahead and investigate!"
The eldest brother patted his chest and said proudly.
Even if you're really that healthy, you should still be a little more humble!
Xu Yi was very unhappy and decided to teach him a lesson.
Wait a minute, it seems there's no need to learn anything new. My brother's health is too weak, so weak that even if he took Liuwei Dihuang Pills like candy, it wouldn't make up for it.
With this kind of health, let alone getting pregnant once a year, three times in three years, even once every ten years would be like winning the lottery.
Could it be that the older brother doesn't have strong genes, but rather this Xiao Mei is simply more fertile?
"Have you finished checking? Or are you a fraud?"
The older brother glared at Xu Yi, growing impatient.
"Brother, what's the rush?"
Xu Yi glanced at his older brother and said irritably.
"Let me try your other hand."
"You need another hand?"
The older brother was annoyed and was about to refuse when Xu Yi slapped him across the face, leaving him stunned.
Everyone present stared at Xu Yi in disbelief.
Kid, you really don't know what's good for you.
You almost got slapped in the face just now, and now that you've finally managed to curry favor with the big brother, you still dare to lay a hand on him?
Medical Martial Arts Medical Martial Arts? Does that mean you're not only skilled in medicine, but also in martial arts?
[Shock Points +10]
Everyone was suspicious, Xu Yi remained silent, focusing solely on examining his elder brother's body.
He has problems with his liver, kidneys, stomach, and even heart.
Let's just say that.
There wasn't a single healthy spot on my older brother's body.
The only reason it's still alive is because there's a bug in the system, but the bug is managing to hold it together in a very balanced way.
It's like a programmer writing code; he doesn't know why the program runs, but somehow it manages to stay running.
"Young man, are you envious of me?"
Seeing that Xu Yi remained silent and looked shocked, the elder brother said triumphantly.
Xu Yi opened his mouth, then fell silent.
Envious?
If luck is a talent, he certainly envies it.
This is practically a case of putting all your health points into negative numbers and all your luck points into luck; otherwise, there's no reason why you'd still be so lively and energetic.
"Brother, I'd rather not take this money!"
Xu Yi looked at his elder brother with sympathy, unsure of what to say.
His older brother was already in a very fragile state, and he was worried that saying another word might scare him to death.
It's devastating enough that the child isn't your own.
Pregnant three times in three years, and none of them were her own—who would dare say that?
"Good brother, how can you not take my money? Not taking my money is like not taking my life!"
"No, no, no, you're exaggerating. Taking your money would be tantamount to taking your life!"
Xu Yi quickly waved his hand.
Dude, you're so dedicated! You really enjoy being a lackey for the Huangshi Group?
Even if it meant death, he wanted to keep the money for himself? It's a pity there were paparazzi nearby, otherwise he would have definitely taken it!
"You don't want my money? Are you asking for a beating? Unless you give me a reasonable explanation!"
The elder brother was furious, feeling that Xu Yi looked down on him.
Xu Yi sighed, feeling conflicted about what he couldn't say directly, yet he had no choice but to speak up.
He couldn't bear to see his older brother kept in the dark.
"Brother, there once was a wealthy man whose assets were comparable to those of a country. Every investment he made could earn him a mountain of gold!"
Everyone envied him, and everyone wanted to assassinate him, because this tycoon had made all the money, leaving them with nothing to earn!
But there was one beggar who, far from being jealous of the rich man, actually defended him in every way!
The wealthy man was deeply moved and invited the beggar into his home, promising him a wish. However, he hoped the beggar would explain why he had protected him so much, but he was also worried that the beggar might just be being polite and saying something untrue.
"So he treated the beggar to the finest dinner and the best wine, and when the beggar was completely drunk, he asked the question that had been bothering him!"
"You're clearly poor and ugly, freezing in winter and starving in summer, why are you so good to me? Don't you hate me? I'm the one who earned the money you should have earned, why are you protecting me?"
Xu Yi spoke slowly, his words carrying a certain magic that not only calmed his elder brother's anger but also piqued his curiosity about the story to come.
He could tell that Xu Yi was flattering him.
In Xu Yi's story, he is that super-rich man.
But when he heard the end, he was puzzled.
"Young man, why did you stop there?"
Why does the old beggar always protect the rich?
"What is his wish? It must be endless wealth, right?"
The eldest brother thought he had seen through the truth.
"Brother, you've guessed wrong. He doesn't want wealth. His wish is simple: he hopes your child will live to be a hundred!"
Xu Yi said.
"The rich man's child lives to be a hundred years old? What kind of wish is that? If he wanted to curry favor with the rich man, why wouldn't he wish for the rich man to live to be a hundred years old?"
"In that case, the wealthy man might be so pleased that he could even reward him with millions!"
"Hoping that the children of the wealthy live to be a hundred years old is tantamount to hoping that the wealthy die young. What is that if not idiotic?"
"Although he's an idiot, he's a kind-hearted idiot!"
The eldest brother laughed heartily, beaming with pride.
"..."
Xu Yi remained silent.
The Livestream Viewers were speechless.
Even passersby were speechless.
You're a fucking idiot.
So, after Xu Yi spoke for so long, his attention had been entirely on the old beggar?
Brother, you still have time to worry about others?
"Is this guy really an idiot?"
"I suspect his family sells cuckoldry hats, otherwise how could he be so stupid?"
The Livestream Viewers were very clever and immediately grasped the key point in Xu Yi's words.
Is the beggar really stupid?
Of course not.
They're very smart!
"Brother, the beggar is a normal person. The reason he expressed this wish is because if the rich man's child can inherit the family business and live a long and healthy life, he himself will eventually become incredibly wealthy!"
Xu Yi couldn't bear to expose his elder brother's lie, so he gave him another hint.
At the same time, Xu Yi began to pay attention to the Underling behind his elder brother.
These people are all my brother's family members.
In other words, if a house were to catch fire, these people would be the prime suspects.
Under Xu Yi's gaze, all the Underling felt guilty and looked away, none of them daring to raise their heads.
Shock!
Have all these guys cheated on their boss?
This isn't just a fire in the backyard, it's a volcanic eruption!
"Can a rich man's child inherit the family business, and a beggar become a rich man?"
"Kid, don't joke with me. What kind of logic is that?"
"How could a beggar be a tycoon? A tycoon's children belong to the tycoon. Even if the tycoon dies and the children inherit the family business, they still belong to the tycoon's family. Why should they go to a beggar? Is the beggar the child's biological father...?"
"My biological father?"
The older brother mocked Xu Yi for the illogical nature of his story, but then suddenly screamed.
Wrong!
Is the beggar the child's biological father?
What the hell, is this what happened?