People Sleeping in the Same Bed Can't Be Alike

Xu Yi couldn't help but laugh.

If he weren't live-streaming, he would have definitely made this woman experience what it's like to have her parents' safety not guaranteed.

"Old woman, get out of the car quickly, don't force me to kick you out with my size 45 shoe sole."

The female white-collar worker looked incredulous. "You want me to get out? Believe it or not, I'll give you a bad review."

"Whatever."

"You, you... you're just going to leave me on the side of the road? You're not a man."

"You haven't tried it, how do you know?"

"Can... can I really try?" The female white-collar worker seemed tempted.

"Get lost, get lost, get lost." Xu Yi suddenly felt a chill.

Having a boyfriend and still lusting after me, how cheap!

[This woman is just numbing her nose, it's not an itchy nose, it's just not numb.]

[For those who say girls are pure, go watch the comments on Douyin under fitness videos of men, it will definitely exceed your imagination.]

"Have your boyfriend pick you up. I don't have time to give you a ride, Chun Zhu, who always flaunts her superiority."

After being rejected, the female white-collar worker broke down and roared, "Do you know who my boyfriend is?"

"Your owner?"

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

"You wait, I'll call your boyfriend right now. Prepare to die."

The white-collar woman spoke incoherently into the phone, leaving the stream viewers utterly confused.

Finally, everyone heard a roar from the phone, "What? You want that kid to take the call!"

"Hmph, my boyfriend wants to talk to you. Regret it now?" the female white-collar worker said triumphantly.

Xu Yi smiled calmly. You two are just assholes. When it comes to foul language, I haven't lost to anyone.

He took the phone and was about to end the stream when the man on the other end said in a low, submissive voice, "Brother, there were a lot of people just now. I apologize."

"???"

Wait, man, you're this polite, how am I supposed to curse at you?

"Brother, my girlfriend is just a shrew. Please don't hold it against her. She's not quite right in the head."

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

The female white-collar worker stood frozen, her expression stunned. She couldn't believe these words were coming from her boyfriend.

Xu Yi raised an eyebrow and teased, "Oh? How is she not quite right in the head?"

"She watches videos of Yang Li, Fu Shou'er, Mailin... all those 'female power' videos every day."

"That is indeed not quite right."

Case closed. Mom always told me not to argue with idiots.

The man on the phone continued, "Brother, judging by your voice, you sound young and energetic. Do you want to take on a job?"

"Anything except Genshin Impact."

"Uh... can you arrange a car accident? Just hit her and kill her. We can split the insurance money."

This statement completely threw Xu Yi off.

Wait, man, is that the kind of energy you're talking about!

"That's illegal, brother," Xu Yi reminded him.

"What are you afraid of? No one will know. Remember to keep it a secret for me."

[Yeah, all ten thousand of our stream viewers will keep it a secret for you.]

[Suddenly feeling a bit sorry for this female white-collar worker.]

[Asking everyone, what's the best way to handle a 105-jin pig after it's slaughtered?]

[Sometimes I really want to call the police.]

"Brother, why do you want to kill her so badly?" Xu Yi asked.

The man on the phone retorted, "Did you have murderous intent towards her just now?"

"I did."

"Then it's settled."

Such a profound answer...

"Brother, do you know how I've endured all this? She's a damn conch-flavored betel nut. What do you think? Are you taking this job or not?"

Xu Yi turned to the female white-collar worker. "My boyfriend is asking me if I'm taking this job?"

[Negative Emotion Points +100*5]

The female office worker said nothing, only wept incessantly, contributing Emotion Points.

Her tears mixed with the white powder on her face, resembling rice paste, looking incredibly eerie. Even a female ghost wouldn't be this terrifying.

"Ah!"

The female office worker suddenly screamed in a frenzy, snatching the phone and wailing heartbrokenly, "Liu Ang, I loved you so sincerely, yet you wanted my life. I'm calling the police! Scumbag, go to hell!"

A nervous voice came from the other end of the line, "Bro, did she hear everything you just said?"

"She did."

"No... how could she have heard?"

"She had the speaker on."

"Bro, taking a job? A silencing job."

Xu Yi: "..."

"Can't silence her, I'm live-streaming. Damn it, this is a big one, I can't afford it."

[Seriously, I'm just watching a stream and someone wants to kill me?]

[Officer Uncle, I'm scared...]

[Oi~ You, are you trying to hog all the spotlight by yourself?]

Xu Yi was a bit speechless. As expected, two people who sleep in the same bed can't have the same kind of thoughts; this couple's brains are both not right.

Of course, the netizens weren't exactly normal either.

After hanging up the phone, the woman leaned against the car window, crying rivers of tears.

Xu Yi glanced at the rearview mirror, his expression filled with concern, "Hey, don't lean on the car window."

"My name isn't 'Hey'~"

"Driver, you don't need to worry about me, just let me cry for a bit."

"Don't get my window dirty, it's covered in white powder, it's really hard to wash off."

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

"I'm even sadder now, are you a devil?"

"Pfft... Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you."

Now the woman cried even louder, stubbornly refusing to leave.

Xu Yi sighed, and could only choose to step on the accelerator to take her to her destination.

"Driver, why do I always meet scumbags?"

"Because you're conch-flavored betel nut."

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

"Driver, am I not good-looking?"

Xu Yi showed a sunny, boyish smile, "No, you're very suitable to play the female lead."

The woman looked up, managing a faint smile, "Really? What female lead?"

"Zombie Girlfriend Meets Godzilla."

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

"Can't you comfort me a little?"

"It's okay, you won't meet many scumbags in the future either."

"Why?"

"You're over thirty, you won't meet many men either."

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

All the way, the female office worker's Emotion Points never stopped accumulating.

She was almost catching up to Yu Xue.

From now on, she would be Xu Yi's top supporter.

"We're here, hurry up and get out of the car."

The female office worker looked at her phone, then looked around.

"This isn't my destination."

"I followed the navigation, it's correct."

"I filled in the wrong address. Take me to the Galloping Horse Sales Center."

Xu Yi gave her a look, "Get lost. Believe it or not, I'll really let your ex-boyfriend get the insurance."

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

"At worst, I'll pay you extra money."

Xu Yi immediately hit the gas. "You've finally done something useful."

The female office worker lowered her head, saying nothing.

Huh, no Emotion Points at all.

Looks like her resilience has improved.

But this Galloping Horse Sales Center sounds a bit familiar?

Xu Yi slammed the steering wheel. He remembered! This was the gift that the lovely Sister Huang wanted to give him.

Xu Yi immediately raised an eyebrow and asked, "You work there?"

"That's right, I'm an executive there. Jealous?"

"Alright, if you can still keep your job tomorrow, you'll be a [thumbs up]."

Xu Yi shook his head. "Someone else bought this company to give to me, but I didn't want it. After all, a man needs to have his own career."