That made Xu Yi laugh.
If they hadn't been livestreaming, he would have made this woman experience what it meant to lose both parents.
"Old woman, hurry up and get out of the car. Don't force me to kick you out with my size-45 shoe."
The female white-collar worker looked incredulous. "You want me to get out? Believe it or not, I'll give you a bad review."
"Whatever."
"You, you... You just threw me out on the road. You're not a man."
"You've never tried it. How do you know?"
"Really, can I try?" The female white-collar worker was somewhat tempted.
"Get lost, get lost, get lost." Xu Yi immediately felt a wave of disgust.
She already had a boyfriend, yet she was still lusting after my body. How shameless!
This woman must have gotten anesthesia in her nose. It wasn't itchy—it was numb.
Anyone who thought women were pure should go read the comments on fitness videos featuring handsome men on Douyin. They would absolutely be beyond their imagination.
"Have your boyfriend come pick you up. I don't have time to carry around Chun Zhu, who's showing off her superiority every second."
After being rejected, the female white-collar worker snapped and roared, "Do you know who my boyfriend is?"
"Your master?"
Negative Emotion Points +100
"Just wait. I'll call your boyfriend right now. You're dead."
The female white-collar worker launched into a thoroughly distorted account of events over the phone, leaving the viewers utterly bewildered.
In the end, all they heard was a roar from the other end of the phone. "What? You made that kid answer the phone!"
"Hmph, my boyfriend told you to answer the phone. Regretting it now?" the female white-collar worker said smugly.
Xu Yi smiled calmly. You two were a pair of idiots. When it came to swearing, he had never been afraid of anyone.
He took the phone. Just as he was about to turn off the livestream, the young man on the other end said obsequiously, "Bro, there were a lot of people around just now. Let me apologize to you."
"???"
Come on, bro. If you're this reasonable, how am I supposed to curse you?
"Bro, my girlfriend is just a shrew. Please don't take it personally. There's something wrong with her head."
Negative Emotion Points +50
The female white-collar worker stood rooted to the spot, her expression blank. She couldn't believe those words had come from her boyfriend.
Xu Yi raised an eyebrow and teased, "Oh? What's wrong with her?"
"She watches Yang Li, Fu Shouer, Mai Lin, and all those videos about female empowerment every day."
"That really is abnormal."
The case was solved. Mom had told me not to argue with idiots.
The man on the other end of the phone continued, "Bro, judging by your voice, you sound pretty young and full of drive. Want to take an order?"
"I'll take anything except Genshin Impact."
"Uh... Can you arrange a car accident and have her run over? We can split the insurance money."
That left Xu Yi completely speechless.
Come on, bro. Is this the kind of drive you meant?!
"That's illegal, brother," Xu Yi reminded him.
"What's there to be afraid of? Nobody will know. Remember to keep it secret for me."
Mm-hmm, all ten thousand-plus viewers will help keep it secret for you.
He suddenly felt a little sorry for this female white-collar worker.
I'd like to ask everyone something: What should you do with a 105-jin pig after slaughtering it?
Sometimes I really want to call the police.
"Brother, why do you want to kill her so badly?" Xu Yi asked.
The man on the other end asked in return, "Did you just have murderous thoughts about her?"
"I did."
"Then there you go."
What a profound answer...
"Brother, do you know what I've been through with her? This bitch is betel nut with conch flavor. What do you think? Are you taking the job?"
Xu Yi turned to look at the female white-collar worker. "Your boyfriend's asking me. Should I take the job?"
Negative Emotion Points +100 × 5
The female white-collar worker said nothing. She only cried and contributed Emotion Points.
Her tears mixed with the white powder on her face, turning into rice paste. She looked extremely eerie. Even a female ghost wouldn't be this frightening.
Ah!
The female white-collar worker suddenly went berserk and screamed. She snatched the phone and wailed hysterically, "Liu Ang, I loved you with all my heart, yet you want me dead! I'm calling the police! Scumbag, go to hell!"
A nervous voice came from the other end. "Brother, she heard what I said just now?"
"She heard it."
"No... How could she hear it?"
"She turned on the speaker."
"Brother, are you taking the job? The murder-to-silence-her job."
Xu Yi: "..."
"I can't silence her. I'm livestreaming too. Fuck, this is a big job. I can't afford it."
Wait, I'm just watching a livestream. Why is someone trying to kill me?
Uncle officer, I'm scared...
Oi~ You bastard, are you trying to hog all the limelight for yourself?
Xu Yi was speechless. As expected, you couldn't have two kinds of people sleeping in one bed. This couple was both insane.
Of course, the viewers weren't exactly normal either.
After hanging up, the woman leaned against the car window and cried like a pear blossom in the rain.
Xu Yi glanced at the rearview mirror and put on a pained expression. "Hey, stop leaning against the window."
"My name isn't Hey~"
"Driver, you don't need to feel sorry for me. Let me cry for a while."
"Don't dirty my window. It's covered in white powder and will be extremely hard to clean."
Negative Emotion Points +100
"I feel even worse now. Are you a demon?"
"Pfft... Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you."
The woman cried even louder and refused to leave no matter what.
Xu Yi sighed. He had no choice but to press the accelerator and drive her to her destination.
"Master, why do I always run into scumbags?"
"Because you're betel nut with conch flavor."
Negative Emotion Points +100
"Master, am I ugly?"
Xu Yi gave her a sunny, boy-next-door smile. "No, you're very suitable for playing a female lead."
The woman raised her head and forced out a faint smile. "Really? What kind of female lead?"
"Zombie Girlfriend Meets Godzilla."
Negative Emotion Points +100
"Can't you comfort me a little?"
"It's all right. You won't run into many more scumbags in the future."
"Why?"
"You're already over thirty. You won't be meeting many men either."
Negative Emotion Points +100
The female white-collar worker's Emotion Points never stopped rising along the way.
They were almost catching up to Yu Xue's.
From now on, she was Xu Yi's top supporter.
"We're here. Hurry up and get out."
The female white-collar worker looked at her phone, then looked around.
"This isn't my destination."
"I followed the navigation. It can't be wrong."
"I entered the wrong address. Take me to the Galloping Horse Sales Center."
Xu Yi rolled his eyes at her. "Get lost already. Believe it or not, I'll really have your ex-boyfriend collect the insurance money."
Negative Emotion Points +100
"At worst, I'll pay you extra."
Xu Yi immediately stepped on the gas. "You finally did something decent."
The female white-collar worker lowered her head and said nothing.
Oh? She didn't give me any Emotion Points.
Looks like her resistance to psychological blows has improved.
But why did the Galloping Horse Sales Center sound so familiar?
Xu Yi suddenly slapped the steering wheel. He remembered... This was the gift lovely Sister Huang wanted to give her.
Xu Yi raised an eyebrow and asked, "Do you work there?"
"That's right. I'm an executive there. Jealous?"
Good, good. If you can still stay at the company tomorrow, you'll be this. [thumbs-up]
Xu Yi shook his head. "Someone bought this company and gave it to me, but I didn't want it.
After all, a man needs to have a career of his own."
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