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Chapter 43

Don't Bully Honest People!

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Hahaha, dying of laughter. It's just the delusions of a ride-hailing driver before starving to death.

Stupid woman, she doesn't believe the truth.

Xu Yi cast a look of disdain at her.

Xu Yi despised people like this, who flaunted their sense of superiority.

"My uncle is a director, another is a chairman, and my sister is a young lady from Magic City. Did I say anything?"

"We're here, miss. Give me the money, 150 in total."

Zhang Yu lowered her head and fiddled with her phone a few times before looking at Xu Yi.

"Got a Huolala job for you, want it? 1000 yuan, we'll settle it together later."

Hahaha, I just received four million in my account, do I need your measly thousand yuan?

"I'll do it!" Xu Yi said no with his mouth but yes with his heart.

This is how initial startup capital is slowly accumulated.

Hmph.

The white-collar woman snorted coldly, raised her head proudly, and entered the company.

The Huolala job wasn't heavy, just responsible for hauling goods.

Xu Yi finished it all in an hour and a half.

"This shop's renovation is really nice," Xu Yi said as he entered the store, looking around.

Upon entering the office area, he saw the white-collar woman sitting with three other female white-collar workers, leisurely drinking afternoon tea.

Because they were too far away, Xu Yi could only vaguely hear a few words.

"Shrimp-head man is peeking at me, biological father, freedom of dress, can't be defined..."

[Undefined, indescribable, unobservable. Streamer, you better run, you've entered Cthulhu's lair.]

[Five-star reviewer MacArthur once said that in front of them, I'm like a rookie.]

Xu Yi looked at these bullet comments and smacked his lips, "How exaggerated can it be?"

Then he politely pushed open the door, "I've finished the job, please settle the payment. 1150 in total."

Zhang Yu acted as if she hadn't heard him and continued drinking her tea.

"Did you hear me? Settle the bill!"

"Are you deaf? Are you going to be a deadbeat debtor?"

[Negative Emotion Points +20]

"Sister, do you owe him money?" another female white-collar worker asked.

Zhang Yu rolled her eyes, "Don't mind this shrimp-head man, it's just a way for him to try and pursue me."

The three female white-collar workers immediately understood everything. This was the excuse they used when they wanted to welch on a debt.

"Then sister, what does he do for a living?"

"Ride-hailing driver."

As soon as she said that, the three women simultaneously showed expressions of disdain.

"That's it? You have the nerve to pursue our sister?

You're dreaming!"

Xu Yi was so angry he laughed, walked straight up, picked up a cup of water, and splashed it on Zhang Yu's face.

"Ouch, what are you doing~"

Xu Yi sneered, "Take a good look in the mirror. The white powder on your face is thicker than my house's latex paint.

Even a geisha would call you master. Where do you get the nerve to slander me!

Give me the money quickly!"

"No!"

Zhang Yu revealed a ferocious expression, "I only agreed verbally, it doesn't count. Sue me if you have the guts."

The next second, Xu Yi received a notification for a bad review.

"Not only am I not giving you money, I'm giving you a bad review."

"Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"

Immediately after, the three white-collar women physically disgusted Xu Yi out the door and then slammed it shut.

"Shrimp-head man, stay away. If you dirty the cars here, you won't be able to afford to pay for it."

Xu Yi's eyes turned cold. He had never been so angry before.

"Open the door! Are you sure you're not giving me my money?"

"We have boyfriends."

"Fine, fine, don't you regret this!"

Xu Yi walked towards the car.

In the office, the four girls were still basking in the glow of their recent victory.

"Girl, that shrimp-head man is gone."

"We can't keep using that excuse. Next time, how about sexual harassment or secretly filming?"

"Good idea!"

Zhang Yu said with a smile, "Last time, a driver with uremia tried to extort money from us. So funny... In the end, his account was banned, and he didn't get a cent."

"We'll definitely make a lot of money this year."

Meanwhile~

Xu Yi yanked the steering wheel, turning the car's front towards the main entrance.

The stream viewers were shocked and sat up straight.

[Streamer, what are you doing? Stay calm.]

[Just crash it. If you have to pay, we'll crowdfund it for you.]

[We guys are all soft and fluffy kittens. The more you pamper us, the gentler we become, but conversely, if you treat us badly, we turn into kings of the forest.]

[The one above is way too sweet.]

Boom~

The engine roared violently as Xu Yi floored the accelerator. The metallic paint on the car's front looked incredibly striking at this moment.

Xu Yi firmly believed that violence could solve most problems in the world.

But most people just lacked the ability to handle the aftermath.

Coincidentally, Xu Yi had no such lack.

Bang~

The next second, the car's front violently slammed into the tempered glass door.

The glass shattered into countless fragments.

The world seemed to fall silent at that moment.

The four white-collar workers stared with disbelief, their pupils dilating.

The car didn't stop, continuing to surge forward.

It only halted when it was about a meter away from the four women.

Thump~

The four women, their hearts still pounding, collapsed onto the ground, weak and trembling.

In that instant, death had been just a step away from them.

Xu Yi looked down at them from above, his gaze icy.

He placed his foot on Zhang Yu's chest and reached out, "Pay up!"

"Are you crazy!" Zhang Yu screamed, on the verge of collapse.

Slap~

[Negative Emotion Points +400]

Xu Yi slapped her, and her face quickly swelled up.

"Pay up."

"You!"

Slap~

[Negative Emotion Points +500]

"Pay up."

After two slaps, Zhang Yu's eyes finally cleared up.

Two slaps shatter the deadbeat's soul, Officer, I'm a pitiable person.

"Beep, your account has received 1150 yuan."

Xu Yi's face immediately broke into a smile. It would have been so much easier if they had just done this earlier.

In Zhang Yu's eyes at this moment, Xu Yi was a demon.

"You're a lunatic! This is murder, you'll go to jail."

Zhang Yu had finally calmed down, but the other three hadn't.

They started spewing insults as soon as they opened their mouths.

Xu Yi was amused. He hadn't found an excuse to hit them yet.

They ended up practically begging for it.

Slap, slap, slap~

[Negative Emotion Points +400 * 6]

The only sound left in the entire room was the crisp sound of slaps.

"Stop hitting us… we'll never dare to speak out of turn again."

Xu Yi glared at them venomously. "Remember, don't bully honest people anymore."

Am I an honest person?

"Their lives are already hard enough, and you still bully them. Have you all lost your conscience?

If you really push them too far, they might start a knife fight, and then you'll be quiet."

The four dared not retort, only nodding repeatedly.

As soon as this scoundrel leaves, we're calling the police!

We have connections at the police station!

Suddenly, an enraged roar echoed from the doorway.

"Who are you impudent peasants? Let them go immediately."

The four women immediately shed tears of sorrow. "Manager, you're finally here. If you hadn't come, he would have beaten us to death."

Lu Wei's expression was unusually ferocious at this moment. He had already explored life with these four women.

They were usually treated as forbidden possessions, ridden as gently as a bicycle.

Yet, now all four of them looked like pig heads.

"This is the Junma Sales Department, not a place you can just barge into. You even hit people… I'll make you pay."

Xu Yi turned his head to look at him, his eyes filled with amusement. "Oh? Like how?"

"This is too much!"

"Security! Where's security? Take him down and send him to the police station. I'll pay for his medical expenses."

Xu Yi glanced at them dismissively before making a call.

"Uncle Yu, I miss my father~"

"Uncle Li, I might have to go see my father. I'm sorry I couldn't protect that First-Class Merit medal…"

"Sister, the one thing I can't let go of in this life is you… In the next life, I still want to be your brother."

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