I Can't Remember... I Really Can't Remember!

Zheng Qian, up ahead, sneered smugly. "You mutt, let's see what you do now."

The moment he finished speaking, a powerful impact struck.

The world spun, and the shadow of death enveloped his entire body.

The Ferrari rolled onto its side, and the airbags instantly deployed.

The tremendous impact rattled his brain until he was completely dazed. He nearly passed out.

At that moment, Zheng Qian's face was filled with panic. There was only one thought in his mind: How dare he?

How dare this mutt?!

He was the proud owner of a Ferrari. Who on the road would dare not move out of his way immediately, afraid that even looking at it for too long might make it explode?

How dare someone in a Porsche deliberately crash into him!

The butler's weak voice came from behind. "Young Master, we've been rear-ended."

"I know, damn it!"

"This mutt is finished. I'll make him pay until he loses everything."

Negative Emotion Points +500*8

Negative Emotion Points +500*8

At that moment, Xu Yi sat calmly inside the car, and his Emotion Points were shooting up.

His gaze remained icy, however. You dared to cut me off? I'll send you flying.

Beside him, Ai Xiaoxing's eyes held both excitement and worry. "Bro, that was so satisfying! You did what I've always wanted to do but never dared to. Deliberately cutting someone off is the lowest of the low.

"But Xu Yi, they should be okay, right?"

"They should be alive~"

Xu Yi was genuinely afraid someone might die, so he got out of the car to check personally.

When he opened the door, he saw an old man and a young man maintaining an extremely bizarre posture. The two of them had suffered only minor scrapes.

Xu Yi opened with a devastating blow. "You two didn't get yourselves killed, did you? Honestly, how could you be so careless?"

Negative Emotion Points +500*4

Zheng Qian roared furiously. "You mutt! How dare you hit me? I'm not letting this go. Believe it or not, I'll make sure you spend the rest of your life in prison."

"Idiot~ Deliberately cutting someone off means you're fully liable." Xu Yi sneered contemptuously.

"Is that true, Butler?"

"That's right, Young Master."

Negative Emotion Points +500

"Why didn't you warn me earlier?"

"You told me to shut up."

"Damn it! Butler, once I get out, I'll have the bodyguards kill you first, then kill him." Zheng Qian cursed furiously, completely losing his composure.

Ai Xiaoxing looked at him coldly, her eyes hiding deep disgust. "Didn't I tell you, Zheng, to stop bothering me?"

"Xiaoxing, Xiaoxing... listen to me."

"Don't call me Xiaoxing. You disgust me."

He hadn't cried when the car rolled over, nor had he cried when he was told he was fully liable. But when the campus belle said he disgusted her, he could no longer hold it together. Tears flowed like pearls from a snapped string, and he burst into tears.

"Boo-hoo-hoo... Xiaoxing, what do I lack compared to him? You smile so brightly at him, yet you hate me so much."

Ai Xiaoxing's face remained cold. "Do you know what you look like right now?"

"What?"

"The evergreen tree among lapdogs, the pillar of the jokers, and McDonald's mascot all rolled into one."

Zheng Qian: "..."

"Stop."

"You're the crime boss of Gotham City, the busiest one in the circus, the craziest one in Gotham City. You stand guard outside McDonald's, and in a deck of cards, you're both the big and little joker."

"Boo-hoo-hoo... I'm begging you, please stop! I've completely lost it. I really have!"

Zheng Qian's tears flowed again, utterly beyond his control.

No man wanted a woman he had loved for years to see him in such a miserable state. Even fewer men could endure a woman openly mocking them.

Xu Yi understood this perfectly, so he realized that this was a great opportunity to earn Emotion Points.

He immediately took a step forward and gazed up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle.

"Mr. Lu Xun once wrote, 'I couldn't sleep no matter how I tried. After carefully reading the original text for half the night, I finally made out two words between the lines.'"

"'Eating people?'"

"'Clown!'"

Negative Emotion Points +1000

"Xu Yi, I'll never share the same sky with you!"

Lies didn't hurt people. The truth was the sharpest blade.

Pfft~

Ai Xiaoxing couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing.

Even the butler was forcefully suppressing his laughter, his shoulders shaking nonstop and his face flushed red.

"Butler, what are you laughing at?" Zheng Qian glared at him with bloodshot eyes and a twisted expression.

The butler pressed his lips tightly together. "I'm not laughing, Young Master."

"Then why are you shaking?"

"I'm in too much pain... Young Master."

If he hadn't been unable to move, he would have given the butler a Zheng General Flying Kick, no matter what.

Ding-dong, ding-dong~

The police car finally arrived.

Anyone would have been irritated dealing with a matter during the New Year, but when they saw that two luxury cars had collided, they immediately became much more excited.

After carefully reviewing the Body Camera footage, they determined that Zheng Qian was fully liable.

Unwilling to accept it, Zheng Qian said, "Do you know who I am? My family isn't without connections! I advise you to think this over carefully and reassess your decision."

One of the traffic officers rolled his eyes. "The other guy was driving a Porsche, too. You don't need to flaunt your superiority in front of ordinary people like us."

"Damn, how arrogant! I'll give you money... Is one million enough?"

The two traffic officers exchanged a glance. "Sir, the Body Camera just recorded the entire process of you attempting to bribe us."

Zheng Qian: "..."

"How did you two become so unfamiliar?"

The traffic officer sneered. What a joke.

This case had received special attention from their superiors.

A full meal versus scraps every day—only an idiot wouldn't know which to choose.

"You mutt, I'm not done with you! One of these days, I'll run you over and kill you..."

Xu Yi's expression turned cold. You still dare bark?

Send it over!!!

At that moment, the two powerful men watching the livestream did not look happy.

Fang Tang in particular was nearly scared to death.

He had just used the excuse of needing to urinate to slip away and call the traffic brigade personally.

Otherwise, he had no idea what might have happened.

Zhang Mu still maintained his previous posture, but his tone had become incomparably authoritative. It was the bearing cultivated only by someone who had occupied a high position for many years.

"This Zheng Qian is quite arrogant. What does his family do?"

Fang Tang lowered his head slightly. "His family runs an entertainment company called Huarun Entertainment."

"Good. Very good. Relying on a little money, he acts tyrannically and treats the law with contempt."

Fang Tang froze. Huarun Entertainment... It really was time to teach them a lesson.

Without crippling them, just making them suffer a major financial blow, they would never realize that there were limits to the world.

After Xu Yi finished giving his statement, he hurriedly took Ai Xiaoxing to the recording studio.

This recording studio had top-of-the-line equipment, and renting it for just one day cost more than a hundred thousand yuan.

"Bro, do you remember the song yet?"

"Not yet. How about trying some DJ music?"

Negative Emotion Points +50

Of course, Xu Yi was only joking. His brain was currently spinning at top speed.

Countless hit songs flashed through his mind, and then Sakura Porcelain suddenly seized the high ground.

His brain began playing it on a loop.

Stupid brain, hurry up and help me remember!

I'm so close. Just a little more.

Hahaha, I can't remember... I really can't remember...!!

Seeing that Xu Yi looked as if he were about to go insane, the campus belle nervously clenched her hands.

"Xu Yi, why don't we think about it tomorrow? I'm really not in a hurry."

I'm so close. Just a little more!

This Daoist Master is almost there.

Three Flowers Gathering on the Crown—no, Three Flowers Milk Tea!

South Heaven Gate, South Heaven... men!

Stupid brain, where did you wander off to again?!