Can't Remember... I Really Can't Remember!

Zheng Qian sneered smugly ahead, "Mud dog, let's see what you'll do now."

As soon as he finished speaking, a powerful impact struck.

The world spun, and the shadow of death enveloped him.

The Ferrari overturned, its airbags deploying instantly.

The immense force rattled his brain, nearly causing him to pass out.

Zheng Qian's face was filled with panic, his mind racing with a single thought: How dare he?

How dare this mud dog?!

He was a distinguished Ferrari owner; on the road, everyone instinctively gave way, afraid that even a glance would cause an explosion.

How dare a Porsche driver try to pull a stunt like this!

The butler's weak voice came from behind, "Young master, we've been rear-ended."

"I KNOW!"

"This mud dog is finished. I'll bankrupt him with damages."

[Negative Emotion Points +500 * 8]

[Negative Emotion Points +500 * 8]

Meanwhile, Xu Yi sat calmly in his car, his Emotion Points soaring.

However, his gaze remained cold. You dared to cut me off? I'll send you flying.

Beside him, Ai Xiaoxing's eyes were a mix of excitement and worry. "Dude, this is awesome! You did what I always wanted to do but never dared. Reckless driving like that is the lowest of the low. But Xu Yi, are they okay?"

"They should be fine~"

Xu Yi was genuinely worried about causing a fatality, so he got out to check.

Opening the car door, he saw an old man and a young man in a bizarre, contorted position. Both had only sustained minor scrapes.

Xu Yi's opening line was a bombshell: "You two aren't dead, are you? Honestly, how could you be so careless?"

[Negative Emotion Points +500 * 4]

Zheng Qian roared in anger, "Mud dog! You dare hit me? I'm not done with you. Believe it or not, I'll have you rotting in jail."

"Idiot~ Reckless driving is entirely your fault," Xu Yi sneered dismissively.

"Is that right, butler?"

"Yes, young master."

[Negative Emotion Points +500]

"Why didn't you warn me earlier?"

"You told me to shut up."

"Damn it! Butler, the first thing I'll do when I get out is have my bodyguards kill you, then kill him." Zheng Qian was so enraged he lost his composure and cursed.

Ai Xiaoxing looked at him coldly, her eyes filled with intense disgust. "Didn't I tell you, Zheng, to stop bothering me?"

"Xiaoxing, Xiaoxing... let me explain."

"Don't call me Xiaoxing. You make me sick."

He hadn't cried when his car overturned, nor when he was told he was at fault. But being called disgusting by the Campus Belle?

He finally broke down, tears streaming like a broken string of pearls.

"Wuwuwu... Xiaoxing, what am I lacking compared to him? You smile so brightly at him, yet you hate me so much."

Ai Xiaoxing's expression remained cold. "Do you know what you look like right now?"

"What?"

"A perennial simp, the pillar of jokers, the mascot of McDonald's."

Zheng Qian: "..."

"Stop talking."

"You're the busiest in the Gotham circus, the wildest in Gotham. You stand guard at McDonald's, the king and queen in a deck of cards."

"Wuwuwu... Please, I beg you, just stop talking! I'm broken, truly broken."

Zheng Qian's tears flowed uncontrollably again.

No man wants the woman he's liked for years to see him in such a pathetic state, nor can any man endure her direct mockery.

Xu Yi knew this well, realizing it was a prime opportunity to earn Emotion Points.

He immediately took a step forward, gazing up at the sky at a 45° angle.

"Mr. Lu Xun once wrote, 'I couldn't sleep, tossing and turning. After carefully reading the original text half the night, I discerned two characters hidden between the lines.'"

"'Cannibalism?'"

"Joker!"

[Negative Emotion Points +1000]

"Xu Yi, I will never forgive you!"

Lies don't hurt; the truth is the sharpest knife.

Pfft~

Ai Xiaoxing couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

Even the butler was trying hard not to laugh, his shoulders shaking, his face red.

"Butler, what are you laughing at?" Zheng Qian's eyes were bloodshot, his expression ferocious as he looked at the butler.

The butler pursed his lips, "I'm not, young master."

"Then why are you shaking?"

"It hurts too much... young master."

If he weren't immobilized right now, Zheng Qian would have definitely given the butler a flying kick.

Ding dong, ding dong~

The police car finally arrived.

Dealing with things during the New Year's holiday would make anyone irritable, but seeing two luxury cars collide made them much more excited.

After carefully reviewing the dashcam footage, they determined Zheng Qian was entirely at fault.

Zheng Qian protested, "Do you know who I am? My family has connections! I advise you to think carefully and re-evaluate the result."

The traffic police officer rolled his eyes, "The Porsche they're driving isn't bad either. You don't need to show off your superiority in front of us ordinary people."

"What the hell, arrogant! I'll give you money... is one million enough?"

The two traffic police officers exchanged glances. "Sir, the dashcam has already recorded your bribery attempt."

Zheng Qian: "..."

"Why have you become so unfamiliar?"

The traffic police officer sneered, laughable.

This case had been specifically flagged by their superiors.

A full meal versus a lifetime of meals, any fool knew which to choose.

"Mud dog, I'm not done with you! I'll crash into you another day..."

Xu Yi's expression turned cold. Still barking like a dog?

Send it!!!

The two big shots watching the live stream at this moment were not in good moods.

Fang Tang, in particular, was almost scared to death.

He had just used the excuse of needing to pee to specifically call the traffic division.

Otherwise, who knew what would have happened.

Zhang Mu maintained his previous posture, but his tone became incredibly commanding, an aura cultivated from years of holding high positions.

"This Zheng Qian is quite arrogant. What kind of business does his family run?"

Fang Tang lowered his head slightly, "His family runs an entertainment company called Huarun Entertainment."

"Good, very good. Relying on a bit of money, they become arrogant and disregard the law."

Fang Tang was taken aback. Huarun Entertainment... it really was time to give them a good warning.

Not enough to cripple them, but a significant financial blow would teach them humility.

After finishing his statement, Xu Yi quickly took Ai Xiaoxing to the recording studio.

This recording studio was top-of-the-line, costing over a hundred thousand just to rent for a day.

"Bro, have you thought of a song yet?"

"Not yet. How about we try DJ?"

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

Of course, Xu Yi was just joking. His mind was racing.

Countless hit songs flashed through his mind, and then a song called "Sakura Porcelain" suddenly occupied the forefront.

His brain started playing it on repeat.

Come on, brain, think faster!

Almost there, just a little bit more.

Hahaha, I can't remember... I really can't remember!

Seeing Xu Yi looking like he was about to go mad, the Campus Belle nervously clenched her fists.

"Xu Yi, why don't we think about it again tomorrow? I'm not in a hurry, really."

So close, just a little bit more!

I, this Daoist Master, am almost there.

Three Flowers Gathering on the Crown, pfft, Three Flowers Evaporated Milk!

South Heaven Gate, South Heaven... MEN!

Damn brain, where are you going again?!