She really is his fucking mom

Of course, this kind of emotional stirring is not the same as that kind of emotional stirring; it's the kind of stirring that one deeply despises.

Enemies meeting are bound to be filled with intense hatred.

Zheng Qian lost interest in even beautiful women; he glared fiercely at Xu Yi.

"Xu Yi... I... I'm going to kill you!"

Xu Yi looked at him disdainfully, "Your Bodyguard aren't enough for me to beat."

"What nonsense are you spouting? If Young Master Zheng wants to kill someone, it's just a matter of snapping his fingers."

"Really? Then ask him if he dares?"

Wang Hu couldn't help but look at Zheng Qian.

"Young Master Zheng..."

"Of course I dare!"

"Then I'll have to tell my Auntie Su."

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

"You son of a bitch! Are you even a man? Men should handle their own problems. What's with calling me 'Mom'?"

Wang Hu stared at the two of them, dumbfounded. "What? Call him 'Mom'?"

Although Zheng Qian's tone was so assertive, he was indeed backing down.

He stopped in his tracks, hesitating for a long time.

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

Wang Hu got impatient. "I've already bragged about everything, aren't you going to do anything about it?"

He quickly added fuel to the fire, "Young Master Zheng, is he that scary? Are you chickening out?"

Xu Yi: "Are you chickening out?"

Snap

Zheng Qian slapped Wang Hu across the face, "Don't yell at me, I have my own rhythm."

Seeing Xu Yi's incredibly provocative gaze, his anger level rose to another level.

Liu Qingling quickly grabbed Xu Yi, "Xu Yi, you should run! Everything happened because of me, I'll make it up to you."

The Security Guard said, "Young man, could you give me a ride on your will-o'-the-wisp later? I need to get on my way too."

Grandpa, where's your face?

And... this isn't a will-o'-the-wisp!

"Damn it!"

Zheng Qian gritted his teeth and stomped on the cigarette butt under his foot, kneading it mercilessly.

Now he beats people up and runs away; by the time his mother arrives, he'll already be home.

If they ask you about it later, just deny it.

After making up his mind, Young Master Zheng ordered his Bodyguard to charge straight in.

The Bodyguard had long been annoyed by this silver-tongued young man in front of them.

At Young Master Zheng's command, the Bodyguard immediately rushed over in a swarm, determined to tear Xu Yi to pieces.

"Kid, take this kick!"

Xu Yi dodged to the side and retaliated with a powerful slap across the face of the Bodyguard who was directly in his path.

Snap

The Bodyguard's body traced a graceful arc in the air before landing heavily.

"That's it? My grandma would be stronger than you if she were alive. I told you to stop messing around, but you wouldn't listen. You're getting weak, aren't you?"

[Negative emotions +100]

"Ah!!! You bastard, you dare to talk nonsense? I'll slap your mouth shut!"

The Bodyguard flew into a rage, ignoring the stinging pain on his face, and leaped up to attack again.

Xu Yi: "Oh ho, it really is like a rock in a latrine—stinky and hard?"

"The Buddha said that all sentient beings can be saved. Today, I will use my large sinuses to properly save you."

Xu Yi grabbed the Bodyguard's arm, and then his right hand rained down like a storm.

Snap snap snap~

A cacophony of slaps echoed all around.

The Bodyguard was whipped so badly his head was slapped open, and he swayed and slid to the ground.

The other Bodyguard who hadn't yet stepped forward were stunned.

Glug~

Everyone swallowed hard.

A group of fierce-looking Bodyguard were actually frightened by Xu Yi alone.

"Useless! A bunch of useless trash! What are you all standing there for? Cripple him!"

Zheng Qian shouted angrily.

He'd already made a ruthless decision, even abandoning his family, and yet his Bodyguard backed down?

"Hey, hey, hey, are you guys even capable?"

Xu Yi waved his hand impatiently and sneered, "If you ask me, even the maggots in the latrine aren't as long-winded as you. Are you perhaps reincarnated paramecia, all talk and no action?"

[Negative emotions +100]

[Negative emotions +300]

[Negative emotions +500]

Xu Yi's words finally enraged the group of Security Guard.

"Damn it, I'm going to scrub your stinking mouth clean with a toilet brush today!"

"Kid, you're fucking dead!"

"Brothers, let's cripple him!"

Finally, the three Bodyguard swarmed forward, determined to teach Xu Yi a lesson.

Liu Qingling was terrified and shouted, "Handsome guy, watch out!"

Xu Yi turned around, "What's the use of yelling 'Be careful'? If you can do it, then do it yourself; if not, shut up!"

Liu Qingling (with a wronged expression)

They were just trying to be helpful, why say that to them...?

But then again, the way he stood in front of me to protect me just now was really... so manly!!!

Xu Yi was stunned.

What the heck?

This woman with Lung Fog, whose only hindrance is her speed at drawing her sword, can't even contribute negative emotions anymore?

Sigh... People with weak personalities are really boring, except when they're in bed they might elicit pity.

Thinking this, Xu Yi sidestepped, dodging the steel rod in the Bodyguard's hand.

He then easily beat them all to the ground, and after verbally humiliating them, he gained a lot of negative emotions.

[Shock Points +500]

[Shock Points +500]

[Shock Points +1000]

Xu Yi dusted off his hands and turned around, only to see the old man, Wang Hu, and Liu Qingling all staring wide-eyed in shock.

His wide-open eyes looked as if he had seen a ghost.

Unbelievable Xu Yi, had actually taken down five Bodyguard all by himself with ease!

"You're so amazing, handsome!"

Liu Qingling excitedly jumped up and down with her small hands in front of her chest, looking exactly like a brain-damaged fan chasing after a celebrity.

Xu Yi waved his hand dismissively, "Don't be obsessed with me, I'm just a legend."

Pfft~

Zheng Qian was so angry he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

That's a beautiful woman who belongs to me!

Now look what's happened! Not only is it not my turn, but that bastard Xu Yi has actually benefited from it?

Ah!!!

I'm not reconciled!

I'm so unwilling to accept this!!!

[Negative Emotion Points +1000]

Zheng Qian gritted his teeth in anger. He glared at Wang Hu and roared, "Didn't you fucking tell me to go first?"

"My men are all crippled, it's your turn to go!"

"Huh?" Wang Hu's face turned green.

Xu Yi almost twisted his neck into a pretzel just now.

He wouldn't dare to even fart!

"Come on." Xu Yi walked up to Zheng Qian, glanced at Wang Hu disdainfully, and said, "This thing is just a bastard, all talk and no action."

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

Wang Hu expressed feeling extremely wronged...

Squeak~

At that moment, a black Mercedes-Maybach screeched to a halt in front of everyone.

The car door opened, and Su Xin, dressed in a business suit, strode in aggressively.

"Mom... you... how did you get here so fast?"

Zheng Qian was like a lamb seeing a wolf, so scared he wanted to run away.

However, Wang Hu grabbed him, "Young Master Zheng, why are you running?"

"President Su is here to stand up for you, so hurry up and get President Su to cripple that bastard!"

Snap

Zheng Qian slapped Wang Hu across the face with his backhand, yelling, "Go to hell! Do I need you to teach me how to do things?"

"That's my mom? That's his mom!"

Wang Hu was dumbfounded.

His mother?

Isn't this going against the natural order of the Heavenly Spirits?

Su Xin was furious when she saw Zheng Qian running away with his head in his hands.

They're both men in their early twenties, so why is there such a big difference between them?

She turned to look at Xu Yi, her eyes shining with maternal love.

Everyone:???

Grass!

That's fucking amazing!