Andersen Fairy Tales
"Whatever~"
"As long as you can lull me to sleep, that's enough."
Xu Yi began to ponder.
His eyes lit up immediately. "Hey, I have a great idea!"
Let me tell you the story of Iron Bull Beef Noodles.
I don't eat beef!
"Then I'll tell you a story about exploring the Underground Labyrinth."
"This is good."
The Livestream Viewers all perked up their ears, "We're listening too!"
Xu Yi: "Deep in the Qinling Mountains, Wu Xie and Lao Yang made a wish upon the Bronze Tree, but the moment their wishes came true, a strange giant hand reached out from the tree branch."
Er Yuehong has come seeking medicine!
[Negative Emotion Points +50]
[Negative Emotion Points +50]
Xu Yi!
"I asked you to lull me to sleep, and you told me a scary story?!"
[That's a great song! What happened to Wu Xie later?]
[School beauty, please don't speak yet, I want to keep listening.]
The school beauty brought a blanket from her Bedroom and wrapped herself in it.
As long as the blanket barrier is in place, evil spirits can't harm me!
"Shall I talk about something else?"
"Good."
"Then let me tell you a fairy tale."
"Once upon a time, there was a little girl whose family was dirt poor. In the dead of winter, she went around selling nuclear bombs, asking everyone she met, 'Want a nuclear bomb? Super cheap, one blast and they're gone without a sound!'"
Then a wolf in Hua Qiang came along and asked the little girl, "Is this nuclear bomb genuine?"
"The little girl said it's definitely true. There was a place where a nuclear bomb was dropped, and they didn't utter a sound even though the temperature was thousands of degrees."
Hua Qiang asked, "How much?"
The little girl said it was two yuan per pound.
Hua Qiang was immediately annoyed. "Was your nuclear bomb made of a golden gourd or a silver gourd?" Hua Qiang then pulled out a watermelon knife and stabbed the little girl, turning her into a swarm of bees.
The little girl was dying. She was very cold before she died, so she found a secluded spot and ignited the nuclear bomb with a 'bang'. In that instant, the whole village saw her great-grandmother.
[Negative Emotion Points +50]
"What kind of fairy tale is this?"
"Andersen Fairy Tales are still fairy tales."
Japanese password, refund!
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In the end, the school beauty fell asleep.
Xu Yi looked at her ethereal beauty, and his heart couldn't help but flutter.
It would be a shame not to paint a turtle on that face.
After hesitating for a long time, Xu Yi slowly approached Ai Campus Belle.
He wasn't sure if it was just his imagination, but he noticed that the school beauty's eyelashes were trembling.
[Nervousness Points +100]
Xu Yi:???
Damn it, you're not asleep?!
Xu Yi suddenly sprang backward, his eyes scanning the room.
Damn it, could this be a honey trap?
Alarm bells rang in Xu Yi's mind, and he immediately opened the door and made a hasty escape.
Hearing the door close, Ai Campus Belle opened her eyes.
His eyes were full of resentment, "Tch, what a coward..."
When she looked down and saw the black pen on the ground, she couldn't help but twitch her lips a few times. "Being a coward is good, being a coward is good~"
It was still early, Xu Yi prepared to deliver another takeout order to a university.
"Ah!!! There's a pervert!"
Suddenly!
A scream came from not far away.
Then a gigantic tank, measuring 160 x 160 mm, charged toward Xu Yi with earth-shaking force.
"Holy crap! It's doomed!!!"
Xu Yi turned pale with fright.
He's so small and weak; if he got hit by that, he'd be either dead or broken apart.
What's more, this thing has grease on its mouth and smells like leftover hot pot from the night before, making it practically a biological mother!
Xu Yi was so frightened that he turned and ran away.
"Damn it! You Fat Woman, have you gone mad?!"
[Anger Points +500]
"What? What did you say? You called me Fat Woman?!"
"Are you blind? Can't you see I'm a perfect example of slightly chubby?"
"You were born to covet my figure, and now you dare to insult me?"
The Fat Woman stood with one hand on her hip and pointed at Xu Yi with the other, cursing angrily.
What disgusted Xu Yi the most was...
This thing is even wearing a JK uniform!
That poor, oversized JK uniform endured pain that shouldn't be borne by someone its age...
The commotion immediately attracted a crowd of onlookers.
Xu Yi laughed, "You Fat Woman, you're ugly but dream big. You're not even as pretty as Shi Ji Niang Niang, yet you have the heart of a princess. Did Fish Leong give you the courage?"
"Hahaha... This brother's insult is spot on! What kind of woman is she? Doesn't she know her own worth? How dare she accuse some young man of having designs on her?"
"Damn! Could it be that spiritual energy has revived? How come even pig demons can become spirits?"
"Hey~ What are you saying? I just turned eighteen~"
"Ugh! Stop talking, it's my lunch!"
The boys watching immediately erupted in a chorus of disdain.
However, the fairies remained silent.
"Ah!!! You bunch of bastards, shut up! Shut up!"
[Negative emotions +500]
The Fat Woman flew into a rage, stepped forward, pointed at Xu Yi, and shouted, "You filthy man, how dare you say you haven't coveted my beauty?"
"Then what were you doing pointing your phone at me just now? Weren't you taking pictures of me without my knowledge?"
"If you've got the guts, open your phone's photo album and let me see it to prove your innocence!"
Xu Yi:???
Grass?
What's wrong?
Am I on the subway?
Xu Yi immediately flew into a rage, "You pig-nosed brat with a scallion stuck in your nose, don't you have any self-awareness at all?"
"With your size, you wouldn't even worry about drowning, you know?"
"What do you mean?" The Fat Woman was taken aback.
Drowning without drowning?
Was he perhaps complimenting his own physique?
Hate!
He really is just after her beauty!
Xu Yi: "Because you have a swimming ring."
Swimming ring?
The obese man looked down and saw the greasy skin exposed by the ripped JK uniform, and immediately flew into a rage!
That damn bastard!
He actually dared to make fun of himself?
[Anger Points +500]
[Anger Points +1000]
"Ah!!! Damn men, you men are all disgusting trash, lowly reptiles!"
"Give me your phone right now so I can check it, or I'll cripple you!"
"Why should I?" Xu Yi retorted dismissively.
The Fat Woman roared, "How dare I suspect you of taking pictures of me without my permission!"
"Then I suspect you're not a woman. Take your clothes off so we can check."
[Negative emotions +500]
[Negative emotions +1000]
The Fat Woman's face turned a deep liver color.
"Hahaha... That's so satisfying, so satisfying! That was a great retort!"
"Are all the young women these days so shameless? She looks like that and still dares to try and scam people. Does she really think all men are blind?"
"I don't deny that men are lustful, but we men absolutely dislike sluts!"
"Hey! What do you mean by this?" one of the onlookers grumbled.
"Different strokes for different folks. It's dangerous for us girls to go out, so what's wrong with being more aware of the dangers around us?"
Do you even understand what women's safety is?!
"That's right!" another fairy immediately chimed in, "Women are inherently a superior species to men, and you men should be physically castrated and completely extinct!"
"There's no smoke without fire. If he hadn't secretly taken pictures of this woman, why would she be so persistent in pursuing him?"
"Yes, would we girls use our innocence to frame others?"
Thump thump thump...
A series of heavy punches, coupled with the phrase "Innocence is paramount," silenced all the men present.
The men were rendered speechless by the rebuttal.
It was as if they were the ones who had really made a mistake.
"Bullshit!"
Xu Yi sneered, "You talk about prioritizing innocence, but when you were fawning over handsome men and groveling before rich young masters, did you never think about prioritizing innocence?"
"What? You're feeling stifled being a dog to the rich, so you're taking it out on us honest folks?"
[Negative emotions +100]
[Negative emotions +200]
[Negative emotions +500]
A massive wave of negative emotions washed over me.
Xu Yi has now offended all the beautiful girls present.
"Damn man, how dare you spew filth?"
"Sister, we have to check his phone today! This loser's phone is definitely not clean; we can't let him go!"
"That's right! If we don't make this disgusting man pay the price today, we women will never be safe again!"
Whether society is in chaos or not, women have the final say!
With the help of a group of lovely ladies, Fat Woman's confidence soared!
She immediately took out her phone, turned on the camera, and started taking pictures of Xu Yi.
"Sisters, take a good look! A perverted guy was caught taking pictures of girls downstairs at the Girls’ Dormitory of Shing Kong Medical University. I caught him red-handed, but he won't admit it. Ladies, please use your lucky hands to help share this and expose this bastard!"
"You pervert, get your phone out and let me check it."
"Otherwise, I'll post this video online and ruin your reputation!"