Here She Comes, Here She Comes

520 Apartment.

"OMG!"

"OMG!"

"OMG!"

The sounds of breathing in echoed one after another.

You won't know until you think about it, and then you'll be shocked.

Everyone was stunned by Adam's analysis.

"OMG!"

Monica was the most excited. She was originally moved by the prospect of becoming an aunt, but now she was most concerned about whether Carol had schemed against her brother, as Adam had analyzed.

"Ross, tell me, you used protective measures, this was just an accident, right?"

"That was an accident. I didn't bring it with me at all. If I had brought it, there wouldn't have been an accident."

Ross shrugged and exclaimed.

"Safety measures are not 100% effective."

Adam had to remind him.

"What?!"

Ross was dumbfounded and said incredulously, "Then they should print this on the packaging!"

That's right, his physiology class was taught by the PE teacher.

"They printed it."

Joey casually pulled one out of his pocket and pointed it out to Ross.

Never mind that.

Monica shouted, "The most important thing now is, did Carol ask you to bring it?"

"No."

Ross tried hard to recall, "She said she'd been taking medication all along, she'd always been like this when we were together... What happened?"

Seeing Adam's knowing look, he asked again, completely bewildered, failing to notice the logical flaws in the question. No wonder he only scored 1250 on the SAT but tried to pass it off as 1450.

"You've been together for seven years and married for three, but there's still no sign of a baby."

Adam helplessly analyzed for him. "Then they got divorced and separated, then things suddenly warmed up for a week, and he got pregnant. Besides, she's a lesbian now, so why is he taking pills? Is he afraid Susan will get him pregnant?"

"Hahaha."

Joey burst out laughing, but seeing Ross and Monica staring at him intently, he quickly covered his mouth and apologized, "Sorry."

"OMG!"

Monica exclaimed, "Carol is such a person!"

"Why?"

Ross clutched his head and cried out, "Why would she do that?"

"The reason isn't hard to guess..."

Adam instinctively started analyzing again, but seeing the death stare Ross gave him, he could only stop with a forced laugh.

"Ross, let Adam speak."

While Ross wanted to bury his head in the sand, Monica was very eager to find out the truth.

"First of all, how are Carol and Susan's jobs and income?"

Adam asked tentatively.

"Carol is just an ordinary office worker with an average income."

Monica immediately said, "As for that Susan, Ross?"

"I'm not really sure either, it seems to be something like the fashion industry."

Ross said weakly.

That's it.

Adam analyzed, "Working in the fashion industry is similar to working in the film and television industry. Just look at Joey. Their income is unstable and fluctuates a lot. In addition, Carol's income is average. In fact, they are not suitable for raising children."

But with Ross, it's a different story. You're a PhD working at the Museum of Prehistoric Creatures, with a stable and good income. The three of you working together to raise a child will be a breeze.

Moreover, consulting you saves Carol the expense and trouble of sifting through the gold vault to purchase, or the worry and unhappiness of Susan caused by seeking advice from other men. After all, Carol chose Susan over Susan.

You are Columbia University PhD, with above-average intelligence, good health, and a family medical history that Carol is well aware of. Considering all these factors, you are absolutely the most suitable candidate.

Everyone was speechless again, yet they found it all very reasonable and couldn't refute it.

Putting themselves in their shoes, if they were Carol and Susan, they might have done the same.

"Of course, this is all just my speculation, and it may not be correct."

Adam was a little embarrassed, afraid that the cruel truth would shock everyone and make them question their existence, so he quickly tried to salvage the situation, saying, "It's also possible that it's all just a coincidence. In that case, congratulations, Ross, you've become a father!"

"I'm going to find Carol right now and get to the bottom of this."

Ross suddenly stood up and cried out in grief and indignation.

"Don't get excited, don't get excited, it's not all bad news."

Adam reassured her, "Whether my guess is right or wrong, what they did wasn't very ethical. You can use this as an excuse to rightfully claim the right to name the child. Otherwise, they'll probably choose the name themselves, and even use their surname..."

"They dare!"

Ross pointed at himself with both fingers, roaring with suppressed anger and frustration, "That's my child! My child!"

With that, he rushed out.

"Wait for me."

Monica chased after her.

"Oh no!"

Joey suddenly exclaimed.

"What's wrong?"

Chandler scoffed, "You've been sent on a pilgrimage too?"

"No."

Joey said with a worried look, "I have a theater performance tonight, and I was planning to invite everyone to come. But this show is even more exciting than the stage play, so I forgot about it. It looks like Ross and Monica won't be able to go."

"I can't go either."

Rachel changed into a denim overalls, slung a small bag over her shoulder, took out a small mirror from the bag to look at herself, gave a perfunctory reply, and kept rehearsing what would happen when they met.

In the end, only Adam, Chandler, Phoebe were able to attend Joey's first stage performance.

Night falls.

Small theater.

New York, along with Hollywood in California, is one of the two major cultural and entertainment centers in the United States. Broadway is located here, and there are countless small theaters of all kinds, giving actors who pursue acting skills the opportunity to face the audience.

This time, Joey, who has been in the industry for over five years, finally got his chance. Joey transformed into a bearded man and sang and danced on stage...

Adam and the other two endured until the very end. As Joey left to remove his makeup, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. At that moment, Chandler suddenly nudged him. "Adam, look, ten o'clock."

Wow, not bad!

Adam looked over, and while he was still dizzy from the terrible drama, his eyes lit up.

"Chandler, then go ask her out."

Phoebe heard it too and joined in the teasing with a grin.

"You're telling the truth, describing me as I am and her as I am?"

Chandler said with a sense of inferiority.

"You should think of it this way: a good woman can be swayed by a persistent suitor. Every stunning beauty is always accompanied by a few losers. What's there to be afraid of? Give it a try!"

Phoebe's encouragement was surprisingly effective on Chandler.

"That's true."

Chandler stood up, mustered his courage, and walked toward the woman, but when they actually met face to face, he couldn't utter a single word.

"What's up?"

The beautiful woman laughed; clearly, this wasn't the first time she'd encountered this situation.

"Hi, I, I..."

Chandler stammered, unable to utter a complete sentence, and finally just blurted out, "Would you like to go on a date with me? Thanks, goodnight!" without waiting for the woman's reply.

This time, the beautiful woman stopped him and agreed to his request.

Adam and the others naturally blessed him.

But after Chandler told Adam about some of the strange things that happened during their date, Adam suddenly realized who this beautiful woman was.

A boon for men, the ultimate dream.

That woman.

She's here, she's here, she's here...