Lu Xiaobu Himself

New York.

Inside a high-end bespoke suit shop.

"Isn't this a bit unnecessary?"

Chandler spread his arms wide, letting the tailor take his measurements, and complained, "The last time Joey asked me to make a suit, the process wasn't very friendly."

"Rest assured."

Adam stood to the side, looking around, and couldn't help but laugh, "This is the most professional one. It's not a branch of the prison tailor shop. Nobody will be able to twist Mr. Big here."

"I hope so."

Chandler pursed his lips.

Five years ago, when he needed a suit made, Joey recommended that he go to the tailor shop that Joey's family frequented.

Then, when taking measurements, the tailor measured so carefully that Chandler was completely confused. When he went back and asked, he found out that Joey had also measured in the same way and took it for granted that this was the most professional method.

When Joey learned that this measurement was only taken in prison, his face contorted in shock.

"You know what? I've never had a suit custom-made since then."

Chandler was still a little uncomfortable. "Why not just rent a celebrity suit from Rachel? It's convenient, cool, and saves money!"

"Don't worry about the money."

Adam laughed and said, "As your best man, giving you a suit is nothing. What's so great about wearing a suit that a celebrity has worn? It's just a gimmick, and it's not hygienic either. Do you want to challenge Monica's germaphobia at a time like this?"

"It's not that exaggerated."

Chandler knew that Adam was already a billionaire and didn't care about the money. Besides, he wasn't Marriage Maniac Ross, who only planned to get married once in his life, so accepting Adam's kindness was no big deal.

"Those clothes were also specially treated."

"Are you sure?"

Adam chuckled knowingly, "I've heard that many of those clothes are kept in their original state – that's how you attract fans to spend money to rent them. You're not a die-hard fan, and you're not planning to extract any residual DNA from the clothes to clone a new idol, so why would you rent one?"

"Eek~"

Chandler shuddered and asked incredulously, "Someone actually did that?"

"This is the United States."

Adam laughed and said, "Nothing is impossible if you put your mind to it."

In the future, Penny, to thank Sheldon, got him a napkin signed by a celebrity and even used it to wipe her mouth.

Penny was initially a little embarrassed that the napkin was dirty.

But Sheldon held that napkin like a sacred object, because if biotechnology were any more advanced, he could use the residual DNA on it to clone a celebrity of his own.

This was one of the best gifts he had ever received, so he stuffed the entire gift basket into Penny's hands and gave Penny an extremely awkward hug.

Penny was shocked and shouted to Leonard to look. Leonard exclaimed that it was a miracle.

Sheldon hates skin-to-skin contact with people the most. He rarely even shakes hands, let alone hugs. He washes his hands with hand sanitizer immediately after each handshake, with a disgusted look on his face as if he is worried about getting infected.

It's easy to see how important the napkins celebrities use to wipe their mouths are to Sheldon.

"Alright."

The tailor finished measuring and nodded to Adam.

"Hurry up, my friend is getting married in four weeks, we absolutely can't let it be delayed."

Adam instructed.

"Yes! We absolutely cannot delay!"

Just then, a figure approached, put his arm around Adam's shoulder, and solemnly instructed, "This is my brother's wedding!"

"Knew."

The tailor smiled and agreed, then went inside.

"So, guys, where's the bachelor party going? Need me to contact some strippers? Let me tell you, I know a few who're incredibly skilled, guaranteed to make bachelor night a legend, wait for it, a Legendary Night! Give me a high five! Nice~!"

The figure spoke repeatedly, leaving Chandler dumbfounded. He stood there dumbfounded as the other person raised their hand and gave him a high five.

Who are you?

Chandler was dumbfounded.

"You don't even recognize me anymore?"

The man looked annoyed and stepped forward to put his arm around Chandler: "I'm Barney. Fine, since it's your big day, I won't blame you. Tell me, how are we planning our bachelor party? Let me tell you, I absolutely won't allow my brother's bachelor party to be so boring. If anyone can't handle it, just say the word, and I'll cover it!"

"I am the chief best man, so I am in charge."

Adam had already recognized who had suddenly appeared and laughed, "But I can tell you for sure that our bachelor party has no strippers or any of those weird activities, so you won't like it. Stop pretending."

"You know him?"

Chandler breathed a sigh of relief.

"I don't know him."

Adam laughed and said, "But I know that people like him love to hang out at bachelor parties. They don't care whether they know the groom or not, and they might even sneak into the wedding to flirt with the bridesmaids. Does that sound familiar?"

"Joey!"

Chandler exclaimed, "He's just like Joey!"

"Joey Tribiani?"

Barney Stinson had been smiling as Adam exposed his identity; he'd encountered this situation far too many times and was well-versed in how to handle it. But when he heard Joey's name, his expression changed.

"That actor?!"

"You know him?"

Adam's eyes lit up.

"Oh ho, of course I know him."

Barney tightened his tie, his eyes gleaming, and said in an exaggerated tone, "He stole a lot of my girls, he's my biggest rival, Barney Stinson! Since you're his friends, haven't you heard him mention me?"

"No."

Chandler shook his head. "I've been his roommate for so many years, and I've never heard him mention it."

"How dare he!"

Barney clutched his chest, took a few steps back, and exclaimed incredulously, "This is the greatest humiliation! You tell him, Joey Tribiani, the game has begun!"

After saying that, he pointed his index and middle fingers at his eyes, gestured a few times at Adam and Chandler, and walked away gracefully, leaving behind a bewildered Chandler and Adam who couldn't help but laugh.

"What happened? Did we encounter a lunatic?"

"No."

Adam laughed and said, "He's a very interesting person, but I really didn't expect him to know Joey. Well, actually it's quite normal for them to know each other; it would be strange if they didn't. I can't help but go back and ask Joey."

"All right."

Chandler's lips twitched slightly. "But he's not really going to show up at my bachelor party, is he?"

No, it won't.

Adam firmly stated, "I don't care about other people's bachelor parties, but he will absolutely not show up for yours."

Just kidding, this is the real Lu Xiaobu. Lu Xiaobu's Zhang Wei wedding was an imitation of him.

Chandler is not Zhang Wei, Monica is not Xiao Li, Adam is not Zeng Xiaoxian, Barney will not be allowed to cause trouble.