"Thor's angry. Oh, I'm so scared."
Seeing Thor summon thunderbolts, Guy cried out theatrically, "By the way, I'm not talking nonsense. Everything I said is true. Also, this look doesn't suit you. That Big Fatty look was perfect—you wouldn't compete with me for women.
"Ahem, pretend I didn't say that. All right, let's see who's going to be Thor's enemy. Loki? Too weak. Boring. Hela? Too strong. She'd beat Thor like a dog, and he'd become One-Eyed Dragon ahead of schedule.
"Gorr the God Butcher? His look is a little lame, nowhere near Batman's, but I think he's stronger than Thor too."
"Beat me like a dog? Bring out this Hela and God Butcher! Let's see who's stronger! I am the Son of Odin!"
Thor roared. Guy looked thoroughly unimpressed. You're just the Hammer God, and you have the nerve to compare yourself to Hela? After a moment's thought, he said, "Got it. This one. In five minutes, a new villain will arrive. Let's wait and see."
"After all that talking, who the hell is it?"
Thor cursed, but Guy didn't answer. Just then, a number of Players were being chased by NPCs. Thor swore and swung his hammer to save them.
Though Thor wasn't particularly bright and acted arrogantly, deep down, he truly had the spirit of a superhero—standing up for justice and protecting the weak.
Not long after Thor was summoned, Banner was summoned too. Seeing this frail, scholarly man, the Players said in disappointment, "We're doomed. This guy couldn't even beat me."
"I don't like fighting, and I can't fight."
Banner waved his hands repeatedly and asked, "Where am I? Why did I suddenly appear here? Did you kidnap me? Honestly, that's not a good idea."
The Players were speechless. This was supposed to be a superhero?