"More of this disgusting nonsense. The world belongs to us humans, not God. Whether we perish is for us to decide."
Van Helsing shook his head, then used the access Andrew had given him to pull up earlier satellite footage of the area.
Andrew's satellites used future technology and could capture ultra-high-definition footage. A certain fellow named Wade had also tried to apply for access, only for Andrew to kick him flying.
Unfortunately, the satellites had captured nothing. Gabriel sneered. "You didn't think God was some old fossil who didn't even know satellites existed, did you?
"Heaven's technology is no worse than Earth's. It simply developed in a different direction."
"Don't tell me God spends every day scrolling Twitter and stealing my crops?"
Van Helsing quipped, then shook his head and continued searching for God, hoping to discover why he had come to Earth as soon as possible.
That evening, Bruce returned home. His girlfriend Grace, who had been worrying about him all along, heard the doorbell and immediately ran to answer it.
Grace was stunned to see Bruce beaming, with none of his earlier gloom or anger. Just then, Bruce brought a bouquet of yellow flowers out from behind his back. "For you, my beloved girlfriend."
"They're gorgeous. What kind of flowers are these?"
Grace asked in wonder. Bruce replied, "They're a new flower made by combining tulips and chrysanthemums. Let's call them tulip chrysanthemums."
The flowers really were beautiful. Delighted, Grace immediately took them into the living room to put them in a vase.
"Tonight is going to be wonderful. Let's have some music."
Bruce pointed a finger, and the stereo switched itself on. Then he walked onto the balcony and discovered there was hardly any moonlight tonight. Clouds filled the sky.
"This won't do."
Bruce raised