"Lucifer, close the bar and get your ass back to Hell. Maze keeps saying Hell is unstable and needs you back to keep things under control."
Gabriel looked at Lucifer and said, "For example, Trigon has made millions of Parademons and is expanding aggressively."
"I, Lucifer, will never admit defeat."
Lucifer gritted his teeth. "There's a rich woman who's very interested in me. I've decided to ask her to invest."
Gabriel froze, then said in disgust, "A rich woman? That three-hundred-pound old woman?"
"No, the four-hundred-pound one."
Lucifer said fiercely, "Either don't do it at all, or go all the way. My bar will rise from the ashes like a phoenix."
"God's most perfect creation?"
Gabriel looked utterly contemptuous. If God knew this guy was doing something like this for a bar, he would definitely have him put down.
Just then, the bar's door opened, and a figure walked in. It was Maze, the athletic Black woman.
"Maze, thank goodness you're here."
Seeing Maze, Lucifer said excitedly, "Could you help me pay the bar's electric bill? I think they're about to cut the power again."
Maze felt a strong urge to hit him. She said, "Lucifer, there's a serious problem in Hell. You need to return immediately."
Lucifer said dismissively, "What trouble has Trigon caused now? I told you, relax. Trigon isn't a problem."
"This time, it isn't Trigon. Besides, I seriously doubt whether you could beat him now. Ever since the Avatar of God defeated him, he's become a completely different demon."
Maze shook her head and said, "Never mind that. With you gone, Hell has been growing more and more chaotic, and many Demon Kings are getting restless.
"To prevent any major upheaval, I've been investigating all sorts of things in Hell lately. And I actually found something."