Douluo: System Arrived Ten Thousand Years Early, I Will Dominate Tang San
Chapter 37

Douluo: The System Arrived Ten Thousand Years Early, I Crushed Tang San

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He was quite curious about this!

Then, he noticed that Xiao Wu seemed somewhat downcast beside him, and immediately understood that she did not want to see soul beasts turned into Soul Rings.

However, this was the rule of the Douluo plane. If Soul Masters wanted to grow stronger, they had to obtain Soul Rings. This was something he had no way of changing at present, unless... he became a god and had others supporting him!

Xiao Tian silently took Xiao Wu's hand in his, then gently patted the back of it with his other hand as comfort.

Seeing Xiao Tian act this way, Xiao Wu's heart warmed.

She could not help resting her head against Xiao Tian's shoulder, and Tang San happened to see this scene.

For some reason, Tang San felt a sharp ache in his heart. When had Xiao Tian and Xiao Wu become so intimate?

The next day, everyone searched around the outer region once more.

That afternoon, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!

A sudden sound of something scraping across the ground came from the distance.

"There's movement! Zhu Qing!"

Tang San turned to Zhu Zhuqing and said.

Zhu Zhuqing understood immediately. Her martial soul possessed her body, and she leaped onto a nearby branch.

Looking into the distance, Zhu Zhuqing said coldly, "There's a snake-type soul beast in the distance. It has a red fleshy crest on its head, a pair of small wings along its body, and its length is approximately..."

"A Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent!"

Yu Xiaogang said with delight in his voice, "It should be a Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent that has just reached a thousand years. It is relatively weak among thousand-year soul beasts. Its defining traits are explosive speed and flight. I'd say it is perfectly suited to become Oscar's Third Soul Ring!"

"Flight? Master, do you mean that after absorbing this Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent's Soul Ring, there's a good chance I can gain a flying soul skill?"

Yu Xiaogang shook his head. "About a fifty percent chance. Since you have a food-type martial soul, once some of the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent's other attributes are excluded, it becomes easy to determine the direction of the soul skill you can gain. There are only two possibilities: a speed boost or flight!

"Although a speed boost would overlap with Rong Rong's Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda, that is not much of a problem. Either way, it would be a good soul skill for the team!"

"Good. Then I'll have to rely on everyone for my Third Soul Ring!"

Oscar's Peach Blossom Eyes gleamed.

"Master, Tang San, this Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent is up to you two, teacher and disciple!"

Xiao Tian said to the pair.

"Luo Sanpao, come out!"

Yu Xiaogang promptly summoned his martial soul and prepared for battle.

The moment Luo Sanpao appeared, it began wildly licking Yu Xiaogang's face. The sight was unbearable.

The others, meanwhile, gathered around Flender.

During battle, setting aside the power of Luo Sanpao's farts, they definitely had a smell. Yu Xiaogang, Tang San, and the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent could enjoy that smell themselves!

They did not have such heavy tastes!

By staying beside Flender, he could use his martial soul to stir up a gust of wind several meters around himself and blow the farts away.

Yu Xiaogang thoughtfully took out two masks and handed one to Tang San.

But anyone with a bit of common sense knew that wearing a mask could not block out that kind of smell!

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Luo Sanpao Battles the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent, Yu Xiaogang Loses His...

As everyone made their preparations, Yu Xiaogang's face turned slightly pale, but he still calmly said to Tang San, "Little San, focus on firing Hidden Weapons coated with sleeping drugs to assist me."

Tang San nodded slightly. He had seen his teacher Luo Sanpao's two soul skills years ago, when they hunted the Mandala Snake.

At the same time, he slowly put the mask over his face.

Although the mask could not completely neutralize Luo Sanpao's foul-smelling farts, he could hold his breath for a while.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh—

Very soon, a Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent with a fleshy crest on its head and a pair of wings on its body flew toward them at low altitude.

First soul skill, Blue Silver Entanglement!

Tang San seized the moment and summoned a large amount of Blue Silver Grass behind the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent, cutting off its retreat.

Twenty-Four Bridges Moonlight Night!

Mysterious Jade Hand

Tang San took out all the Hidden Weapons coated in sleeping poison and continuously fired them into the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent's body.

Yu Xiaogang planted his feet in a horse stance, clasped his hands together, and shouted loudly!

"Luo Sanpao, second soul skill, fart like mist—Sleep-Inducing Luo Sanpao!"

Pfft~~

Standing beside Flender, Xiao Wu and the others were seeing Yu Xiaogang use his soul skill for the first time. The way he used it was truly rather hilarious.

Xiao Tian felt the corners of his mouth were harder to suppress than an AK. Raising a Golden Sacred Dragon hatchling into this... it was finished.

What soul beast with True Dragon Bloodline used farts as its means of attack? And it could only attack three times at that.

Upon receiving the order, Luo Sanpao's eyes suddenly lit up. Its round body bounced into the air and rose to a height of five meters. Its Second Soul Ring lit up as it turned its back to the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent and shook its plump butt.

Pfft~~

A large amount of yellow gas immediately sprayed out, enveloping the entire Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent.

"Luo Sanpao, keep going!"

"First soul skill, fart like thunder—Heaven-Shattering Luo Sanpao!"

Boom!

Another blast of yellow gas bombarded the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent. The tremendous sound was like thunder, deafening to the ears!

After releasing two soul skills in succession, a thin sheen of sweat appeared on Yu Xiaogang's forehead.

He had not used Luo Sanpao in many years. The most recent time had been six years ago, when he took Tang San to obtain his First Soul Ring.

It was rather tiring, after all.

"Sanpao!"

Yu Xiaogang stared vigilantly at the yellow smoke and tossed several White Radishes into Luo Sanpao's mouth.

To stimulate more farts!

As the yellow gas gradually drifted toward them, everyone could not help taking a few steps back.

Ma Hongjun said in a low voice, "Teacher, you'd better be reliable. We don't want to smell farts!"

Looking at the yellow gas, Xiao Tian felt that it was a little too painful to look at.

"Fifteen, come out and fan this yellow gas away."

As soon as Fifteen appeared, its entire sword body bent slightly, expressing its displeasure. Why did this sort of grunt work always fall to it?

"Hurry up! You don't want the three beautiful young ladies here to suffer from this poisonous gas, do you?"

Clang!

Fifteen's sword body instantly straightened, and without hesitation, it slashed several fierce streams of Sword Qi forward.

Xiao Tian looked at the scene before him, somewhat speechless...

The good news was that the yellow gas would no longer drift toward them.

The bad news was that Fifteen's Sword Qi had blown all of it away. It had used a bit too much force.

Hiss, hiss, hiss~~

As the smoke dispersed, the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent's cries abruptly rang out. The fleshy crest on its head flashed red continuously, showing no sign at all of having been put to sleep!

Yu Xiaogang inwardly cried that things were bad and controlled Luo Sanpao to release its First Soul Ring skill again, preparing to blast it away!

But Luo Sanpao's farts only sounded loud. Even if its First Soul Ring was a hundred-year one, aside from being a little smelly, what other power could a fart possibly have?

It could not suddenly evolve into an air cannon, could it?

So, very obviously, Luo Sanpao's fart did not blast away the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent. Instead, it aroused the soul beast's instincts.

That person actually made me smell such a disgusting fart. Before I run away, I have to make him pay!

Hiss, hiss, hiss~

The Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent's speed suddenly erupted as it charged toward Yu Xiaogang!

Tang San inwardly cried that things were bad and activated the sleeve arrows in his hands, leaving two deep wounds on its serpentine body.

Watching the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent continuously rush toward him, Yu Xiaogang's face instantly turned deathly pale.

"Sanpao! Attack! Attack!"

Soul Power surged continuously from his body into Luo Sanpao, but it was already too late.

Yu Xiaogang controlled Luo Sanpao and had it directly block the way in front of him.

On Tang San's side, he also fired every poisoned Hidden Weapon he had and activated his second soul skill, Parasitism!

Flender and Zhao Wuji had already raised their hands, ready to intervene at any moment!

Hiss, hiss~~

Whoosh, whoosh~~

But they had all underestimated the energy contained in the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent's fleshy crest. Once its speed surged to a certain level, Tang San's Blue Silver Grass was gradually torn apart.

The Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent opened its bloody maw and bit directly between Luo Sanpao's buttocks.

"Not good!"

Flender controlled his strength and sent the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent flying several meters away with a wind blade.

By then, the energy in its fleshy crest had been exhausted, while the sleeping poison in its body had begun taking effect. It unwillingly closed its eyes and fell into a deep coma...

Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent: So fishy...

Luo Sanpao, having suffered a fatal bite, also dissipated back into Yu Xiaogang's body.

"Ahhh—"

After recalling Luo Sanpao, Yu Xiaogang immediately curled up like a shrimp and clutched his buttocks.

No, more precisely, he clutched the area between the two seams below his buttocks.

Yu Xiaogang's face instantly turned white, cold sweat streaming down constantly. He felt around the spot he was clutching. The connection there was in excruciating pain, while his entire manhood felt numb and completely senseless.

"What happened to Master?"

Dai Mubai and the others all voiced their confusion. They had not seen Yu Xiaogang get attacked at all.

Only Flender and Tang San understood what had happened. They hurried over to inspect Yu Xiaogang's injuries, even forgetting about the unconscious Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent nearby.

"This is bad. Because Luo Sanpao blocked the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent from a poor position at the end, Luo Sanpao's vital part was bitten off.

"The damage Luo Sanpao suffers is reflected onto the Soul Master himself!"

At those words, everyone's expressions changed. Did that mean Yu Xiaogang had lost his manhood because of this?

"Shao Xin, Sugar Bean!"

Flender and Tang San used their bodies to shield Yu Xiaogang as they carefully checked him over.

The vital part was still there, but blood was continuously flowing from the entire base. In other words, because Luo Sanpao had been bitten there, the damage reflected onto Yu Xiaogang meant that while that part was still present, it had likely lost its original function!

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