Prince Chun's Mansion
The actor refused to get close, and the door to the Portable Abode couldn't be left open forever. Li Banfeng closed the door, picked up the pendulum, and continued to fight the actor.
This actor has good singing skills, but his fighting skills are average. Don't be fooled by the fact that Li Banfeng only has a pendulum in his hand. He is quick and doesn't lose at all in a fight.
After three to five minutes of fighting, the actor was cut in several places, but Li Banfeng was not injured.
Seeing that he couldn't gain any advantage, the actor disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Li Banfeng roared, "Are you coming out or not? If you don't, I'm going to keep singing!"
The skills of Wife Deep Mansion Technique can be brought out of the house, Wife singing voice can attract souls. Li Banfeng stood in the second courtyard and continued to sing "Wujiapo".
He sang several verses at the top of his lungs. Peking Opera is not an ordinary song; it tests one's skills. Li Banfeng's voice was hoarse from singing, but the actor did not appear.
Is my Wife's technique not working?
That proves that the actor's skill level is not low.
His cultivation level is not low, but his skills are still lacking. What kind of sect does this actor belong to?
Never mind what sect he belongs to, if he doesn't come out, I'll leave first.
I had hoped to hide in this mansion for the night and see what happened in the morning, but given the current situation, I absolutely cannot stay here.
Li Banfeng instructed Xiao Yeci: "Gather everyone and set off immediately."
Xiao Yeci replied, "Understood." He immediately gathered everyone at the door.
Li Banfeng reached out and pushed the door, but couldn't open it.
I tried to kick it, but I couldn't get it open.
Even if you try to ram it with several people, you still won't be able to break through.
The door was sealed off.
We're not afraid of the gate being locked; we'll climb over the wall and get out.
Xiao Yeci led the group to bring water vats, wooden boxes, and other miscellaneous items, which were all stacked at the base of the wall. Niu Guangda was the first to step forward, stepping onto the wooden box and onto the water vat. Just as he was about to climb over the wall, his hands touched the top of the wall, and a wisp of blue smoke drifted out.
"Oh my god!" Niu Guangda cried out in pain as he fell off the water vat. The wall was hotter than a branding iron.
Since they couldn't climb over the wall, Li Banfeng said to the others, "I'll jump over first and we'll figure out a way from the outside."
Despite the high brick wall, it was practically a threshold to Li Banfeng.
He leaped, his feet a foot above the wall, about to jump over it.
The brick wall suddenly grew ten feet taller, and Li Banfeng crashed into it, sliding down in a cloud of blue smoke.
Getting burned by the brick wall wasn't a big deal for Li Banfeng; he was used to being burned by his Wife.
He stood up, stared at the brick wall for a moment, and thought to himself that he might as well crawl out.
The fourth level of the Travel Cultivator technique Unimpeded Travel; passing through this wall doesn't seem particularly difficult.
But if this wall can grow taller, can it also be made thicker?
If you were trapped inside the wall, wouldn't you turn into a potsticker?
After pondering for a long time, Li Banfeng suddenly burst into curses. "If you're so capable, come out and fight me openly! What kind of hero are you, using these despicable methods to disgust me?"
"What do you mean by despicable means?" A theatrical voice echoed through the night sky, singing smugly in a rhythmic, aria-like style, "Here lies Heavenly Net, ensuring you cannot escape even with wings, ahahaha~"
Li Banfeng shouted, "What do you want by blocking us from leaving?"
The actor continued singing, "Shameless girl, urinating in my courtyard! Even if you don't have to pay with your life, you'll still get a good beating!"
Xiao Yeci said to Lu Chunying, "Girl, this is the trouble you caused. You have to take responsibility for it. Kneel here and let them give you a good beating."
Lu Chunying was stunned.
"Mom, you're making me kneel here?"
Xiao Yeci said seriously, "Daughter, don't feel wronged. The lives of many people are tied to yours. You can't avoid this suffering today."
Lu Chunying asked in astonishment, "Mom, what did I do wrong?"
Xiao Yeci gritted her teeth and said, "Today, regardless of right or wrong, you will be punished. Daughter, don't blame me for being heartless..."
Puff!
Li Banfeng, holding the pendulum, slashed it at Xiao Yeci's face.
Everyone was stunned, never expecting Li Banfeng to be so ruthless.
Xiao Yeci covered her face, took a few steps back, and looked at Li Banfeng, saying, "My Benefactor, what are you doing? I'm the child's mother, can't I even discipline the child a little?"
Li Banfeng, wielding the pendulum, then slashed it at her face. "You shameless bastard! How can you, a man, be considered the mother of that child?"
Xiao Yeci shouted, "What man am I? My Benefactor, you've mistaken me!"
"I saw wrong? No way you could have misheard!"
Li Banfeng had long noticed that Xiao Yeci's behavior was strange, but he didn't see any green light on her. In addition, her appearance and voice were exactly the same as Xiao Yeci's, so Li Banfeng didn't dare to make a move rashly.
After Xiao Yeci made Lu Chunying kneel down, Li Banfeng realized that this "Xiao Yeci" was a fake. He swung his pendulum down and the figure of "Xiao Yeci" disappeared.
Li Banfeng shouted, "I've seen through your trick! Give me back my person!"
The actor's voice echoed through the night sky once more, "Why should I give it back to you?"
Li Banfeng said, "You can't fool me, so you've lost. If you lose and don't admit it, what kind of hero are you?"
That doesn't make sense. What can you do if an actor refuses to admit defeat?
Even if the actor admits defeat, he doesn't necessarily have to return Xiao Yeci to Li Banfeng.
After hearing Li Banfeng's words, the actor was a little conflicted.
I am different from this group of people.
These people relieve themselves anywhere, can I do the same as them?
If I lose and don't admit it, and I'm laughed at by these kinds of people, I just can't get over it in my heart.
Taking advantage of his hesitation, Li Banfeng shouted again, "Even if you don't give him back to me, at least tell me where he is!"
Without further hesitation, the actor decisively said, "She's lying in my main courtyard's side room. I didn't hurt her, nor did I harm her. If you have the guts, come and take her back!"
"Mom!" Upon hearing this, Lu Chunying took off running towards the hanging flower gate, but Li Banfeng grabbed her and pulled her back.
"Don't cause trouble. Take everyone and find a room to hide in pairs. Keep an eye on each other. If you find anyone suspicious, tie them up. If you can't fight back, run. If you can't run away, grab your weapons and urinate together in the room."
Lu Chunying asked in astonishment, "What's the use of peeing?"
It was so useful that Li Banfeng didn't bother to explain.
If Little Genzi were here, that would be great!
Li Banfeng stepped into the second courtyard, which was a garden. Although it was overgrown with weeds, traces of flowerbeds could still be seen.
Besides the flowerbeds, there was a pond, a watchtower, and a row of houses on each side.
Directly ahead was another hanging flower gate, which should have been the path to the third courtyard, but Li Banfeng did not go through the gate because there were two green flames swirling in front of it.
A ghost covering his eyes?
This door might not be real; it's probably a trick by a ghost. If Li Banfeng pushes the door open, who knows what he might encounter?
How many souls are in this mansion? What level are these souls?
The only dead soul who had actually fought Li Banfeng was that actor, and even that actor's level was difficult for Li Banfeng to discern.
He's said to be of a high level, but he can't fight, and he avoids me at every turn.
While some might say he wasn't very skilled, he could withstand his Wife's singing and evade the Golden Eyes Autumn Down Technique. When he impersonated Xiao Yeci, Li Banfeng genuinely failed to recognize him.
Does this actor have a technique specifically designed to target me?
"These kids aren't very strong," Li Banfeng shouted towards the hanging flower gate, "Waaaaah!"
The green light distorted, and the little devils, startled, scattered in all directions. The original hanging flower gate disappeared, and a new gate appeared a dozen meters away.
This is the real hanging flower gate.
Li Banfeng strode towards the door, when Lu Chunying suddenly chased after him. "My Benefactor, something's happened! That actor has kidnapped Niu Guangda and the others, saying he wants to eat them as a snack with his drinks."
Li Banfeng looked at Lu Chunying and asked, "Where's your mother?"
Lu Chunying asked in surprise, "Isn't it in the main courtyard?"
"I'm asking you, where's your biological mother?"
"Isn't that my own mother?"
"Waaaaah!" Li Banfeng roared, and Lu Chunying trembled all over, her body emitting a green light.
Li Banfeng swung the pendulum again, and Lu Chunying was stabbed twice before disappearing.
The actor's voice echoed through the night sky once more, "How did you figure that out?"
Li Banfeng said, "You come out and fight first!"
"Tell me first, where exactly did I slip up?"
"Your acting is terrible; there are so many flaws that I don't even know where to begin."
"You thief, stop your arrogance! Let's have another match in the main courtyard."
The actor's tone was full of resentment. In fact, in terms of impersonating Lu Chunying, the actor was flawless, both in appearance and spirit.
But Li Banfeng knew that Xiao Yeci was not Lu Chunying's biological mother.
After passing through three gates, we entered three courtyards, with crisscrossing corridors and studies on both sides.
In the center of the courtyard, beneath the pavilion, stood a man with a thin face, piercing eyes, and a mustache. Behind him, a group of servants knelt on the ground, awaiting his orders.
A saint on the Bastard Slope?
The sage looked at Li Banfeng and said, "Do you think you can escape?"
Li Banfeng picked up the pendulum and continued chopping.
The sage angrily exclaimed, "You'd even cut me down?"
"So what if I chop you up!"
Li Banfeng struck the Sage on the forehead with a pendulum strike. The Sage cried out in pain and disappeared, leaving a group of attendants rushing forward.
"I'm about to kill you bastards!" Li Banfeng swung his pendulum and sang "Wild Boar Forest," expressing Lu Zhishen's pent-up rage as he fought with the group of dead.
In terms of martial arts skills, these dead souls were quite formidable, some even slightly stronger than the actors.
In terms of methods, they are more ruthless than actors; they are all experts at killing, and every move they make is aimed at vital organs.
But they had no resistance to Li Banfeng's opera performances; listening to his powerful singing, they couldn't use any of their skills.
After fighting for a few minutes, most of the souls were scattered by Li Banfeng. The few remaining souls with higher cultivation were still fighting with Li Banfeng. Li Banfeng took an opportunity to open his Portable Abode, and his Wife's singing voice immediately rang out.
"Rose, rose, the most beautiful; rose, rose, the most gorgeous..."
A ghost scoffed, "Silly words and flowery phrases!"
Li Banfeng shouted, "Wife, let's sing!"
"Who has painted the frost-covered forest crimson at dawn? It is always the tears of those who are parting..." The Wife sang a section of "The Romance of the Western Chamber," and this part of the play was quite powerful.
The group of wandering souls entered Portable Abode uncontrollably. By the time Li Banfeng closed the door, it was too late for them to escape.
A spirit asked, "Were those two lines of singing 'The Swift Cavalry General'?"
The record player didn't answer, but instead asked, "Who are you?"
The ghost said, "I am Peng Chunyang from the Prince Chun's Mansion. Don't you remember me?"
The record player couldn't recall who Peng Chunyang was, but Hong Ying remembered. "Manager Peng, is that you?"
Upon hearing the voice, Peng Chunyang called out, "Recruit General, is that you? What brings you here...?"
Before he could finish speaking, the record player swallowed all the dead souls in one gulp.
Hong Ying angrily retorted, "These are people from the Prince Chun's Mansion! How could you let them eat them?"
The record player sneered, "So what if I ate it? These are the groceries my men bought. I should eat them, I love to eat them, and I'll eat them to my heart's content!"
P. S.: A good man should know how to buy groceries, and someone should know how to eat them after he buys them!