Kaguya-sama Wants Me to Surrender
Chapter 30

Kaguya-sama Wants Me to Surrender

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Amamiya Natsuki turned his head to look out the window.

The sun was setting.

The sunset was dim and yellow.

Before he knew it, it was already evening.

"Kaguya-classmate, that's all for today," Amamiya Natsuki picked up his school bag. "I'm going home."

Shinomiya Kaguya took a deep breath to calm herself, her eyes fixed on Amamiya Natsuki.

"Come again tomorrow."

Too much, too much, too much, too much!

To actually beat me ten times in a row, I'll remember this grudge!

"Kaguya-chan, what's the mission reward?" Fujiwara Chika asked curiously.

"The reward..." Shinomiya Kaguya frowned slightly, and a miniature floating bow quickly appeared in her hand. "It's this."

[Name: Shrine Maiden's Divine Shot]

[Type: Weapon]

[Passive Ability: Demon Seal. When arrows hit a vengeful spirit, they deal a small amount of damage and have a chance to seal it. The worse the vengeful spirit's condition, the higher the success rate.]

[Note: This equipment is bound and can only be used by player Kaguya.]

[Note: ADC must die. You will prioritize attracting aggro, please be prepared at all times.]

"Look on the bright side... at least it's equipment that can damage vengeful spirits," Amamiya Natsuki said. "It's much better than a pack of suspicious tissues."

Fujiwara Chika puffed out her cheeks. "Natsuki-classmate, don't mention those tissues again!"

"Yes, yes."

"It even prioritizes attracting aggro, that sounds really dangerous," Fujiwara Chika worried. "Kaguya-chan, you must not shoot randomly."

"I know," Shinomiya Kaguya nodded gently.

"The worse the condition, the higher the sealing chance, it feels similar to Pokémon," Fujiwara Chika rested her chin on her right hand. "Only by defeating a Pokémon can you capture it with a Master Ball."

"So the question is," Amamiya Natsuki sighed, "how can we defeat those vengeful spirits?"

"It's impossible."

"Humans can't."

"..."

After a brief discussion, Amamiya Natsuki said goodbye to the two girls and turned to go home.

The night passed without incident.

The next day.

Amamiya Natsuki woke up to the sound of his alarm, got up, washed up, drank a glass of milk, and then ate bread on his way to school.

When he entered the classroom, Shinomiya Kaguya and Fujiwara Chika were already there.

"Good morning, Natsuki-classmate," Fujiwara Chika said pitifully, looking extremely wronged. "That long-haired evil spirit was standing by my bed again, staring at me. It was too much. I wish I could sleep with Natsuki-classmate."

"Sorry, men and women should not touch."

"Wuwu, you dislike me."

Shinomiya Kaguya gently rubbed her temples, dark circles under her eyes, indicating she hadn't rested well either. "Let's open the blind boxes. Some classmates will be coming in soon."

Fujiwara Chika opened hers first. Today's blind box item was ordinary.

[Item: Farmer's Three Punches Mineral Water]

[Note: Safe and odorless, please drink with confidence.]

"You can store it in your game inventory and take it out whenever you want to drink it," Fujiwara Chika wasn't disappointed. "I used up all my luck yesterday, so my luck is bad today... As long as it's not weird tissues, it's fine."

Next was Shinomiya Kaguya's turn.

Fortunately, today's blind box didn't contain any strange missions. Unfortunately, her luck was still bad, and she only got a worn-out pencil.

Finally, it was Amamiya Natsuki's turn.

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He had already looked at the item in the blind box after waking up this morning and knew it was a skill.

"Hmm?"

Amamiya Natsuki raised his eyebrows in surprise, then shared the skill attributes with the two girls.

[Skill: Sin Buster]

[Outlaw Zhang San, you are under arrest!]

[Description: As long as you make physical contact with Outlaw Zhang San, the other party will be 100% guaranteed to enter a state of surrender.]

"Eh? Eh?" Fujiwara Chika's eyes widened. "Outlaw Zhang San, that name sounds so familiar."

Shinomiya Kaguya reminded him, "You got a skill two days ago."

"I remember now," Fujiwara Chika said, tapping her forehead. "I can change someone's name to Outlaw Zhang San... Do these two skills work together?"

"We'll find out if we try," Amamiya Natsuki looked at Shinomiya Kaguya.

Fujiwara Chika also looked at Kaguya, her eyes sparkling. "Kaguya-chan, let's try it, okay?"

"I refuse."

Shinomiya Kaguya's eyelashes fluttered slightly as she refused 100%. I'm not going to surrender to a boy.

Amamiya Natsuki was about to speak when his expression suddenly turned serious.

A deep, hoarse voice echoed in his mind.

[The game will begin in five minutes. Players, please prepare.]

Chapter 38: Miss Sadako, Let Me Give You a Middle Part

[Game loading complete]

[Current Scene: Qingshan Hospital]

Amamiya Natsuki opened his eyes and silently scanned his surroundings. He was in a dilapidated hospital room. The overhead incandescent light was dim, flickering occasionally as if it would go out at any moment.

"Huh?" Amamiya Natsuki was startled. "Where are Fujiwara and Kaguya?"

The air was cold.

He was alone in the room, with no one else around.

Are they not in the same place as me?

Amamiya Natsuki mused inwardly, his gaze falling on the game panel.

[You have obtained a main quest. Please click to view.]

"So, even though it's a virtual screen, I can't actually click it, can I?"

Amamiya Natsuki squinted and complained. After staring for two seconds, the quest quickly scrolled down and popped up.

[Main Quest: Survive for twenty-four hours. A nurse will randomly check the rooms every hour. During this time, do not linger in the hallway.]

[Friendly Reminder: There are side quests available in this scene. Please explore on your own.]

[Friendly Reminder: There is a hidden world view in this scene. Solving it will grant generous rewards.]

[Friendly Reminder: Maintain a good relationship with your roommate to ensure your safety.]

Amamiya Natsuki finished reading the last friendly reminder and was slightly taken aback. "I'm all alone here, where would I have a roommate?"

Zzzt.

A black and white television in the corner suddenly turned on by itself, emitting the sound of static.

Amamiya Natsuki raised an eyebrow and looked over. He saw a picture slowly appear on the screen: a dilapidated old well located deep in a forest, surrounded by piles of fallen leaves.

The TV screen flickered slightly.

A pale, bloodless hand slowly gripped the edge of the well, making hearts suddenly skip a beat.

Then, a woman with long hair covering her face, making her features completely indistinguishable, slowly climbed out of the well and crawled towards the television.

Holy crap!

Amamiya Natsuki's eyes twitched slightly, and he instinctively took half a step back. This is Miss Sadako's entrance, right? It has to be! She's one of the world's top ten terrifying spirits. Being roommates with Miss Sadako means I'll definitely be killed! Which heartless hospital is this, daring to admit Miss Sadako!

Discovering that his roommate was Miss Sadako, Amamiya Natsuki immediately panicked and, without a second thought, prepared to leave the room. As far away as possible!

However, as soon as he opened the room door, Amamiya Natsuki stopped abruptly and then frowned. The hallway was pitch black, with no light visible.

At the same time.

Text appeared before Amamiya Natsuki's eyes:

[Extremely dangerous. Do not enter the hallway during this time.]

Amamiya Natsuki silently closed the door and turned his gaze back to the television. Miss Sadako had already crawled to the front of the TV without him noticing, her head even poking out of the screen. The chilling aura in the room grew even more intense. Then... Miss Sadako's black hair trembled, and she struggled slightly.

"This movement... it's like she's stuck?" Amamiya Natsuki's face showed surprise. "Could the TV be too small?"

A moment later, Miss Sadako successfully broke free from the television and slowly stood up. Her white dress was stained with blood, and her black hair covered her entire face, not even revealing her eyes.

Amamiya Natsuki's gaze involuntarily drifted downwards, and he quickly discovered the truth behind Miss Sadako getting stuck in the TV.

So big.

Seen from the side, she's like a mountain peak; from afar, near, high, or low, she's all different.

Even her blood-stained dress couldn't conceal the grandeur of her chest.

Miss Sadako was originally designed as genderless. Your breasts are too large!

Amamiya Natsuki suddenly felt that the Miss Sadako before him might not be proper.

Meanwhile.

As his gaze lingered, a prompt reappeared before his eyes.

[Name: Sadako] [Affiliation: Himura Dairy] [Age: Unknown] [Breast Size: Indescribable] [Through your covert observation, you have successfully discovered two weaknesses of Miss Sadako.]

Hey, hey, could these weaknesses be referring to strange places?

[Miss Sadako has suffered from severe social phobia due to living alone for too long.] [Hint: Gaze deeply into Miss Sadako's eyes and make eye contact.]
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