Kaguya-sama Wants Me to Surrender
Chapter 32

Kaguya-sama Wants Me to Surrender

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"..."

"I'm glad you're okay," Takanashi Rikka said, letting out a sigh of relief. She quickly followed behind Amamiya Natsuki, unable to suppress her curiosity. "Why were you okay just now?"

Amamiya Natsuki retorted, "Don't ask me. Use your invincible Evil King True Eye to see the truth."

"The Evil King True Eye is still sealed, so I can't see the truth."

"..."

They returned along the corridor.

With very little time left, the light in the corridor quickly dimmed, and darkness was about to fall.

Amamiya Natsuki walked to room 405, raised his right hand, and knocked on the door.

Knocking before entering is basic courtesy.

After waiting a few seconds, Amamiya Natsuki grasped the doorknob, twisted it gently, and pushed the door open. His gaze immediately fell on Fujiwara Chika, who was only wearing her underwear.

"Excuse me, goodbye."

Chapter 40: I'll Call You Zhang San, Dare You Answer?

Darkness descended.

The corridor quickly became eerie.

Amamiya Natsuki let out a soft breath and stepped into room 405.

The mascot charm, Rikka, quickly followed, and the door slammed shut behind them with a 'bang'.

It was also a gloomy and dim hospital room.

The difference was that there was no television in the room before them, only a low card table, and a dried bat specimen hanging on the wall.

Fujiwara Chika was kneeling beside the card table. Opposite the girl was her 'roommate'.

A delinquent girl with twin ponytails, exaggerated smoky makeup, a hot figure, and a deranged smile. A blood-stained baseball bat was placed beside her.

"Harley Quinn?"

Takanashi Rikka's eyes widened.

She must be mistaken. That's a supervillain from the Marvel universe. She wouldn't be playing a 'Pretty Girl Stick Together Game' with Fujiwara Chika.

This vengeful spirit lady is probably one of Harley Quinn's cosplayers. Just look at her stomach; she doesn't even have abs. How could she be Harley Quinn?

The vengeful spirit lady didn't get angry. She just tilted her head and looked over, a terrifyingly broken smile on her face. She licked her lips with her tongue:

"Look what I found. Two more little cuties. Come and play a game together."

Her tongue is so long.

A thought flashed through Amamiya Natsuki's mind.

It must feel good to tie cherries with it, right?

Literally tying cherries, don't overthink it.

Amamiya Natsuki pushed the distracting thoughts away and looked at Fujiwara Chika, his tone subtle.

"So, you're playing the 'Pretty Girl Stick Together Game'?"

This idiot was only wearing two pieces of underwear: one was a white chest binder, and the other was a pink little cutie with a giant panda on it. Besides that, her school uniform, shoes, stockings, skirt, bracelet, etc., had all disappeared.

Amamiya Natsuki's gaze shifted slightly downward.

I didn't expect it. She looks slightly chubby, but her waist is surprisingly thin.

"I'm not sticking with her!" Fujiwara Chika cried, tears welling up. "I lost all my clothes!"

"Um... what does 'stick together' mean?"

Takanashi Rikka asked in a small voice, her curiosity quite strong.

"This is a forbidden realm that children shouldn't know about," Amamiya Natsuki said earnestly. "You shouldn't ask too many questions."

"..."

Fujiwara Chika recounted the game's events with a wronged expression.

After entering the game, she found herself alone in the hospital room. Before she could even leave, she was blocked by the vengeful spirit dressed as Harley Quinn, who forced her to play Old Maid.

The rules were simple and required no further explanation.

However, the loser had to give up an item. It could be clothing, or it could be skin, flesh, teeth, eyes... after all, it was an evil spirit game, not entertainment.

What could Fujiwara Chika do?

She could only take off her clothes after losing the game, to the point where she was now only wearing two pieces of underwear.

Amamiya Natsuki looked at the neatly dressed Harley Quinn and said speechlessly, "You didn't win a single round?"

"She must have cheated," Fujiwara Chika said, feeling even more wronged. "When I played Old Maid with my friends at school, I never lost so many times in a row!"

"Oh? Little cutie, you can't just say things without evidence. Otherwise, your tongue might be pulled out," Harley Quinn picked up the blood-stained baseball bat, her smile quite dangerous. "Cheating is forbidden at the card table. Even I cannot break this rule."

So, as long as I don't cheat at the card table, there's no problem?

Amamiya Natsuki's eyes already showed a cheating prompt, and he smiled, "Count me in."

"Hm?"

"Such an interesting game, I want to play too."

"Interesting human." Harley Quinn looked over in surprise, a joyful smile on her face. "You can, but before that, my game with Cutie isn't over yet... it's my turn now."

Fujiwara Chika nervously held up the cards in her hand.

Only two cards were left, one was the five of hearts, and the other was the Joker.

In other words, this was the final moment.

"Which one will it be?"

The smile on Harley Quinn's face grew more excited, her fingers moving back and forth between the two cards.

"It should be this one..."

Miss Evil Spirit's finger landed on the Joker. Taking advantage of the moment Fujiwara Chika let her guard down, she suddenly attacked, instantly taking away the girl's most precious possession.

"I, I lost again."

Fujiwara Chika let out a small beast-like cry, collapsing to the ground in despair.

"Cutie~ it seems your luck is quite bad today," Miss Evil Spirit smiled. "Panties or top, you have one minute to choose. If you exceed the time limit, I will randomly take something from you."

Fujiwara Chika bit her lower lip, looking wronged.

She only had two pieces of underwear on her body, and no matter which one she took off, it would be a disaster.

But the game rules required her to undress.

If she absolutely had to choose one...

"I'll never get married like this!" Fujiwara Chika covered her chest with her hands, looking up at Amamiya Natsuki with a look of determination. "Natsuki-classmate, shall we use that move?"

"We can try it," Amamiya Natsuki nodded.

Fujiwara Chika's eyes widened, and she pointed at Miss Evil Spirit. "Outlaw Zhang San, if I call you, do you dare to answer?"

"Who is Zhang San?" Miss Evil Spirit was stunned, then suddenly found herself losing control of her body. Her mouth moved involuntarily. "...No, that's right, I am Outlaw Zhang San."

Amamiya Natsuki walked to Miss Evil Spirit's side and placed a hand on her shoulder, a realization immediately dawning on him.

The skill had taken effect!

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He could capture the opponent 100%, and pose them however he wanted, as long as you were called Outlaw Zhang San, even gods would be captured for you!

"Outlaw Zhang San, you're under arrest," Amamiya Natsuki said sternly.

Miss Evil Spirit wanted to resist, but found her body completely immobile, only able to look on in confusion. "Who is Zhang San? I'm not... I, I, I am Outlaw Zhang San."

"Actually, I am a Time-Space Police officer. My true objective in coming here is to arrest Zhang San," Amamiya Natsuki spouted nonsense with a serious expression. "Zhang San is a multi-universal level supervillain, possessing the most terrifying criminal mind, mastering countless criminal methods, and committing countless heinous crimes... I travel through countless worlds, constantly pursuing your footsteps. Outlaw Zhang San, your doom has arrived."

"Wow, so amazing!"

Takanashi Rikka's eyes widened, filled with admiration.

"You humans speak nonsense, and many of my friends have been tricked by you. I won't believe your lies," Miss Vengeful Spirit sneered. "One minute is almost up."

"Hm?"

Amamiya Natsuki was startled by this, and looked up at Fujiwara Chika.

The naturally airheaded girl also looked over blankly.

The next second.

Fujiwara Chika's already large eyes suddenly widened, and she reached her hands behind her back.

"Eek, my hands are moving on their own..." Fujiwara Chika's voice was panicked. "Natsuki-classmate, quickly close your eyes, don't look at me!"

Chapter 41: Five Hundred Kaguyas

"I, I'll never get married..."

Fujiwara Chika knelt in the corner, covering her chest with her hands, with faint steam rising from the top of her head.

Having her body seen by a boy meant she could no longer get married.

"I'm closing my eyes."

"What's the point of closing just one eye!"

"..."

The first attempt at a two-person collaboration was quite effective, but it also exposed some issues.

Firstly, Fujiwara Chika said that the forced name change could only modify one person's name. If the second person designated was Zhang San, the previously modified name would revert to its original state.

Then there was Amamiya Natsuki's problem.

He could only capture vengeful spirits, but he couldn't eliminate them.

For example, the vengeful spirit Harley Quinn before him was clearly unconvinced, constantly shouting that she would make him pay later.

Simply put, one could only obtain the other's body, not their soul.

Although Amamiya Natsuki wasn't particularly interested in the vengeful spirit's soul, only playing with the body, and found the vengeful spirit's verbal resistance to his actions even more exciting, there was still a danger.

The best solution would naturally be to eliminate the vengeful spirit directly, but he lacked the ability to do so.

Thinking of this, Amamiya Natsuki recalled Shinomiya Kaguya again, wondering if that weapon would be useful.

"Where's Kaguya-chan?" Fujiwara Chika, as if reading his mind, asked after getting dressed, "Why didn't she come with you?"

Amamiya Natsuki shook his head.

"Kaguya-classmate isn't with me. Everyone has their own room. She should be next door."

"Then let's go find her quickly," Fujiwara Chika urged. "I'm telling you, Kaguya-chan might seem fearless, but she's actually afraid to watch horror movies alone."

"We can't go out yet. The corridors in this dark state are very dangerous."

After briefly recounting his recent experience to Fujiwara Chika, Amamiya Natsuki's gaze returned to the vengeful spirit Harley Quinn.

There was still some time before the darkness dissipated, and since he had nothing else to do, why not play Ning Caichen for a bit...

"Human, what do you want to do?"

The vengeful spirit's voice was wary.

"Let's play a game," Amamiya Natsuki released the vengeful spirit's shoulder and pointed at Fujiwara Chika, saying in a deep voice, "Chika is my disciple, whom I personally raised."

"Eh?"

Fujiwara Chika looked over in surprise.

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