Kaguya-sama Wants Me to Surrender

"Wait!" Secretary Chika watched, growing more and more frustrated, until she couldn't help calling out, "You just ate all that food not long ago. Why are you eating again?"

Shadow Chika remained calm and replied indifferently:

"Because I can eat as much as I want without gaining weight."

Secretary Chika: "..."

Darn it!

I thought we were supposed to be exactly alike!

I want a metabolism that lets me eat as much as I want without gaining weight, too!

"Um..." Secretary Chika raised one finger and suggested, "Since we look exactly alike, people are bound to stare when we walk around together. Can't you transform? How about turning into a bracelet instead?"

"I refuse." Shadow Chika's expression remained calm. "It's not as if twins don't exist. No one will suspect anything just because we're together."

Amamiya Natsuki nodded.

"I once met five girls who looked exactly alike at Zhuzhu's school. Quintuplets exist, so twins aren't strange."

"President..." Secretary Chika puffed out her cheeks, her voice plaintive. "Whose side are you on, anyway?"

Amamiya Natsuki replied:

"Of course I'm on your side."

Shadow Chika tilted her head toward him. "You're me, so the president is right."

Fujiwara Chika: "..."

After buying food, the three of them went to sit on a bench near the beach. Amamiya Natsuki sat in the middle, with one Chika on either side. The cool sea breeze blew against them, delightfully refreshing.

"Here."

Amamiya Natsuki handed the food to Shadow Chika.

But Shadow Chika didn't take it. Instead, she raised her right hand and gently tucked the windblown strands of hair behind her ear. Then she lifted her pretty face and parted her lips.

"President, feed me."

Amamiya Natsuki turned to look at Secretary Chika.

"Why does the president have to feed you?" Secretary Chika crossed her