Kaguya-sama Wants Me to Surrender

If the president dared call himself flat-chested, she would never forgive him!

Just then, Amamiya Natsuki turned to look the other way and continued speaking hazily:

"Chika..."

"E-eh?" Fujiwara Chika immediately panicked. "President, don't say my name."

After taking the Berserker Pill, Amamiya Natsuki had barely any intelligence left. Who knew what he might say? If he told Kaguya-chan that they had bathed together and done all sorts of things together, that would be far too embarrassing!

"Chika, I'm sorry... I shouldn't have gone behind your back with Moeha..."

"What?!"

Fujiwara Chika's eyes flew open. She had been about to cover Amamiya Natsuki's mouth with her right hand, but silently withdrew it from the air instead. She braced both hands on her knees, crouched down, tilted her head, and smiled.

"President, what did you do with Moeha? Please tell me every last detail."

"...How scary."

Shinomiya Kaguya took half a step back, putting some distance between herself and Secretary Chika.

She never would have expected Chika, whose smile was usually as bright as sunshine, to give such a terrifying squinty-eyed smile. She was clearly really angry.

"Could the president and Moeha have... No way!" Shinomiya Kaguya quickly shook her head. "No matter how perverted the president is, he wouldn't do that sort of thing to a junior high school student, would he?"

Amamiya Natsuki said, still dazed:

"Moeha and I... shouldn't have secretly called you Mother Fujiwara behind your back..."

"Eh?" Fujiwara Chika froze at his words, and the dangerous smile vanished from her face. "That's all?"

"There's more..."

"What else?"

A dangerous smile returned to Secretary Chika's pretty face.

"Also... Moeha said you'd put on five pounds since the start of the school year..."

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Fujiwara Chika puffed out her cheeks and couldn't help objecting. "I haven't