Shocking the Three Men: Get on Your Knees and Be My Dog

And so, a week later.

When Gao Linzhi logged back in, he saw three people excitedly finding him.

"Canxue boss, your request has been fulfilled!" "Alluring*Boring" slid to her knees and arrived in front of Gao Linzhi, answering the question first.

He pointed to the center of the canal, where a multi-story ship had appeared out of nowhere.

"That weird boss has revealed its health bar!"

"He's on that multi-story ship in the canal!"

"Tell me the specifics."

"Okay, boss."

Then Gao Linzhi heard a completely different story.

This story is completely different from the previous scene of boat trackers singing while pulling the boat and being killed by archers.

It turns out that the previous scene was entirely a dying water bully's delusions...

He was originally a thief who fought and robbed on the water, committing all sorts of evil deeds.

The character is based on Liu Hong, the bandit who killed Tang Sanzang's father, the top scholar Chen Guangrui, in Journey to the West.

Cruel and vicious, greedy and cunning.

He was originally a well-regarded and honest official, but he took his family and boarded a local bully's boat to retire and return to his hometown.

Because of his poor family background and his incorruptible official status, he did not hire any bodyguards to accompany him; he simply traveled with his family.

As the young lady from the family boarded the ship, the wind blew her veil, inadvertently revealing her true face.

This attracted the covetous eyes of bullies.

He pretended to tell his accomplice, "I've seen plenty of these supervisors; they're all very wealthy."

"Our goal is to rob the rich and give to the poor."

"And while I'm at it, I'll find myself a wife."

So, disregarding the good reputation of this honest official, he killed the man and then tried to seize the young lady.

Only afterwards did they discover that the other party really had no money.

Moreover, the young lady also drowned herself.

Later, the young lady transformed into a vengeful spirit, cursing the bully and his ship.

This is the truth.

This bully was cursed with an eternal curse, destined to be trapped on the ship for the rest of his life, never to ever go ashore.

He will never find liberation.

So he would often sail his boat to harm others, trying to drag them into the same predicament as himself.

"So that's how it is."

"It's just the dying fantasy of an evil person, packaging themselves as a righteous and noble individual."

Gao Linzhi nodded, "That's normal."

Before transmigrating, countless devilish bastards always portrayed themselves as victims.

The three then led Gao Linzhi to the floating boat.

The three of them waded through the water.

Gao Linzhi, of course, flew there.

The robber stood on the ship, laughing loudly at the three of them.

"Hahaha, you damned bastards!"

"Hand over the silver, the women, and the carriage to me!"

His face was vicious, covered with disgusting pockmarks and freckles.

"I don't have any of these. I was actually going to ask you for some," Gao Linzhi said calmly.

"Damn it, how dare they try to bargain with me! You all deserve to die!"

The robber jumped up from the deck, grabbed a large knife, and slashed at the four men in a row!

If it were an ordinary person, he would have killed four people with that one strike.

The three of them quickly retreated.

"Be careful, boss, this guy is very strong!"

"He has a very high physique and a blood volume of 250,000; we simply can't penetrate his defenses."

"Yes, he can keep regenerating himself; we're no match for him."

The three spoke with lingering fear, as if they had suffered a great loss at the hands of the other.

Gao Linzhi smiled. This one was half the health of the last strange one.

The last multi-headed monster had 500,000 HP.

Gao Linzhi immediately stepped forward and launched an attack.

He also summoned the Wind Wolf King to join the attack.

To show off, he directly activated the Noble 19 privilege of auto-battle, which is the automatic monster-killing function.

Under normal circumstances, he would not use it lightly in order to train his combat instincts and vigilance.

Once it becomes a habit, one's fighting spirit will greatly diminish.

The AI that can play games on behalf of others is comparable to Alpha Enhanced Edition, completely dominating Chess Player.

The three of them suddenly sensed a change in the aura emanating from the Canxue boss.

They became as if they possessed an iron will and a mechanical fighting resolve.

The opponent rushed forward and launched an attack.

Each attack hits the bandit boss's weak points and vital points.

And with each dodge, he was able to avoid any of the bandits' attacks in time.

Even a large-scale attack by bandits can be anticipated and avoided in advance.

In their eyes, it was like a top Chess Player giving a tutorial to a novice.

Every move the latter made was anticipated and skillfully countered by the former.

If no pieces are allowed to pass, the former can prevent the latter from surviving at all—this is not an exaggeration.

Now, it's impossible for either side to be accommodating.

In a real battlefield, experts won't let novices have a chance; they'll lay down a few pieces first.

Instead, they crushed it with all their might!

And so, the three of them watched helplessly as their powerless boss, in front of the Canxue powerhouse, resembled a clumsy child.

Harvesting at will.

If their health wasn't high enough, they probably wouldn't last more than a few seconds.

The Wind Wolf King was also incredibly fast.

It played a supporting role, taking the opportunity to leave a deep claw mark on the BOSS.

The other three people watched for a while, and the more they watched, the more horrified they became.

They suddenly realized that the gap between them and their opponents was not only in the game panel attributes, but also in the extent to which those attributes were utilized!

Actually, the base stats are not that hard to improve. If you're willing to sacrifice potential, even a large family can raise an account with the same base stats as Gao Linzhi.

However, this fighting instinct, fighting talent, fighting skills, and fighting will!

But they simply can't raise them!

Just like the saying "No one can surpass Xiang Yu," there has only been one Xiang Yu throughout history, who is known as the Overlord of the battlefield!

After watching for a while, I found myself bored with "Jiangnan1912" and "Qingcheng*Bored," and the Puppet Best. I couldn't help but wake up.

At this moment, a fatal attack would occasionally appear above the BOSS's head. "-5000!"

-4232!

"-!"

"This is the destructive power of a true master!"

"When we hit the opponent, we can only scratch them, dealing a few hundred damage at a time. If the attack is blocked and defended, we might only have thirty or fifty health points left."

"The opponent has 250,000 HP and regeneration; this is simply hopeless."

Gao Linzhi, on the other hand, could deal thousands of damage in one hit.

With 250,000 HP, theoretically, the opponent should fall after about 50 hits.

Although the monster boss is still recovering, its health bar is visibly dropping rapidly!

Gao Linzhi felt extremely pleased with what he saw.

The difference in damage output is the insurmountable gap between a top-tier player and a low-level player!

Leopard Head spent a whole night Farm BOSS, but couldn't withstand a few hits from a pro player passing by.

Those pay-to-win games are just that outrageous.

Of course, in some games with better balance, spending money is more about making the characters look better, having more titles, and more playable features, rather than having ridiculously high damage numbers.

This Skyfall Game, however, obviously doesn't consider balance issues; it will behave exactly as it does in reality.

Therefore, this bizarre BOSS, despite having a health bar, remained an unsolvable mystery for the three bored individuals.

"This is absolutely terrifying!" Qingcheng*Bored.

The other two knew that the other person was referring to someone with Canxue.

Everyone plays the same game, and they even joined a few months earlier.

But this is what happened!

And at this time...

The three watched as the BOSS's health bar dwindled to almost nothing.

Suddenly, the robber roared angrily at the sky!

"I refuse to accept this!"

"Why are you born to be in charge, while I'm a thief?!"

"I just want to kill them all!"

"Kill! Kill!!"

And at this time...

With a roar from the BOSS, the three of them saw their health bars Canxue, and a small portion of their health was instantly depleted.

As for themselves, they were left with only a sliver of health!

"Damn it, run!"

"I was just about to say, 'This boss is nothing special, he's such a show-off, but he got tricked instead of showing off...'"

"So this is what they do to us? Is this boss's near-death skill that powerful?"

"My constitution is a whopping 100 points, and with my equipment and class skills, I have a whopping 1300 HP!"

The three turned tail and ran, making their escape by wading through the water back to shore, thus fleeing the battlefield.

Only then, still shaken, did he continue to gaze at the contest on the deck.

Not long after.

They saw that the Canxue points suddenly started to recover more slowly.

"Did he just drink blood-boosting medicine?"

Gao Linzhi could actually exploit the bug that allows him to Revive After Death.

However, considering that these guys are seeing this for the first time and are experiencing so much shock, it's easy for them to become desensitized.

In fact, the three of them were indeed shocked at this moment!

"This is simply too extravagant!"

"Yes, in this kind of battle, instant healing items are for saving lives. His health has only dropped a little, he doesn't need them."

"That's right. I asked the elders in the Medicine Making. Manufacturing this kind of item that can instantly restore health requires a lot of resources, and there are some mysterious rules involved. It can't be mass-produced using modern technology."

"It's definitely a game restriction, preventing mass production to avoid players having to Farm BOSS by risking their lives."

"Yes, now when we want to Farm BOSS, we need to form a large group, attacking in groups and resting in groups. In particular, members who are good at healing are highly sought after."

"Yeah, healing is too slow to level up, and the aggro is too high. The boss will definitely kill the healer first as soon as it sees them."

As the three were talking, before they could finish their sentence, Gao Linzhi successfully killed the strange bandit after a fierce fight.

He then put all the items that had exploded on the ground directly into his Game Backpack.

This seemingly ordinary action gave the three of them a slight shock.

"Just how big is their Game Backpack? Ten slots can hold this much... Forget it, I'm not asking anymore, I'm just an idiot." Qingcheng*Bored a frustrated look, "Today I'm changing my name to Qingcheng Noob."

The other two nodded.

They thought they were experts, but in front of Gao Linzhi, they were like elementary school students!

Perhaps they have the advantage over their opponents in terms of unconventional strategies.

However, their skill level in the game is far inferior.

After Gao Linzhi finished cleaning up what had fallen, he flew over and said:

"Very good, you've passed the interview."

Among the loot just now was a <Intermediate Axe Technique> book, which is also Skill Stone. It can be used regardless of level.

That's good.

Other drops, while not of much use to him, can be used to enrich the auction house on Wolf Snake Island and trade other people's items.

Overall, all three performed very well this time.

This greatly saved him time in tackling the strange dungeons.

It's like playing a detective game; with a detective cheat code, you can directly know the answer and the mystery.

"Very good!"

"Boss, I want to be your accessory for life!"

"Thank you so much, boss!"

The three spoke in turn.

They were excited; they all knew that from now on, they would have a higher starting point compared to other top players.

Anyone who plays games regularly knows that if a player with a high-ranking account (like a "leopard head") gets linked to a super-influencer, not only will their Game Character progress rapidly, but their real-world financial situation will also improve.

Many top influencers, after playing for a long time, become too lazy to log in or give instructions, so they find someone they know to play for them. The person in charge only needs to spend money and play the most exciting and newest gameplay.

It's the kind where you actually get paid.

Gao Linzhi had witnessed this kind of thing firsthand. It could earn several thousand yuan a month, allowing him to play games, make money, and sell the combat resources of high-level accounts to help others fight, which was another source of income.

"You all put in a lot of effort this time."

"Consider these five Health Recovery Pill your reward," Gao Linzhi then distributed five Health Recovery Pills to each person.

Health Recovery Pill: Blue Tier. Each use restores 1500 HP for one minute. Can be interrupted.

But the three of them had no complaints whatsoever; on the contrary, they were quite satisfied.

That's equivalent to carrying five treatments with you at all times.

Although they all have some trump cards to save their lives, they avoid using them if possible.

Especially for someone like Jiangnan1912, who is in an internal group, there is one chance to be resurrected per year.

He hasn't used it yet.

I don't plan to use it.

After all, once you use it, you have to stay in the Safe Zone for safety, which means you can't improve your strength.

The gap will widen significantly.

"Okay, I'll give you three days off to take care of your family matters. You'll officially start work in three days." After Gao Linzhi finished speaking, he logged out of the instance.

The other three also left the strange instance through the archway that appeared on the ship.

They were all filled with mixed feelings.

Especially Jiangnan1912, he always thought he was the template for the Dragon King's Son-in-Law.

He became a son-in-law of a wealthy family, only to be humiliated every day. But then he suddenly got Golden Finger and started showing off in return.

Every time he makes a face, he manages to embarrass them.

And now the situation is changing much in the direction he had imagined.

However, this change mostly came not from him, but from the Canxue.

He's increasingly feeling like he's been given the script of being a henchman for the main character...

He's a smart man.

He knew very well that if the protagonist's underling behaved himself, he would soar to great heights in the future.

If anyone dares to covet his sister-in-law, harbors ulterior motives, is fickle, or thinks they are clever enough, then they will suffer a terrible fate.

With that thought in mind, Jiangnan1912 returned to his safe haven in Wolf Snake Village and then logged off.

I just got back to the villa.

In Jiangnan1912, a familiar voice was heard in Jiangnan.

"I heard you've joined the Canxue Fixed Team. What good stuff has he given you?" That was Liang Xiong's voice.

Jiangnan1912 looked at this person with disgust.

He's about to die, yet he's still acting arrogantly.

"Nothing much, just some pills."

As he spoke, he handed the few Health Recovery Pill to the other party.

"So these are the things." Liang Xiong glanced at them but didn't take any.

He clearly didn't value these functional items.

Suddenly, Jiangnan1912 deliberately said:

"I remember someone in the village mentioning that when the Canxue boss first logged in, he was chased down by the Liang Clan's cavalry."

"Didn't you make any preparations for this?"

Liang Xiong's arrogant expression changed instantly.

He took a deep breath. "You're also a member of the Liang Clan, what are your preparations?"

"I'm ready, kneel down and be a dog."

"You guys?"

"Disgraceful, disgraceful!" Liang Xiong said disdainfully, turning and walking away. "Just you wait, don't think he's so great!"