Not One Family, Not Through One Door

Lu Yang only knew the title of the Immortal of Time, and nothing else about him, but he could deduce some things about him.

Just as the Immortal Fairy's prefix "immortal" indicates her immortality, it can be inferred that the Time Fairy's characteristics are related to "time," or that is, time itself.

The Law Technique the Immortal Fairy taught to him by the Immortal Fairy, and then the Immortal Fairy taught him in return, is equivalent to receiving the favor of two immortals, which is enough to prove the power of this Law Technique!

Moreover, time-related Law Technique are the rarest of all Law Technique, surpassing even space-related and causal Law Technique in rarity.

"Why would the Fairy of Time teach you this Law Technique?" Lu Yang wondered. Could it be that you, Fairy, poisoned the Fairy of Time to the point of insanity and tricked her into telling him?

The more Lu Yang thought about it, the more likely it seemed.

The Immortal Fairy feigned anger. "What are you saying? With my personal charm, isn't it perfectly normal for the Time Immortal to beg me to learn Law Technique?"

I've definitely been poisoned into a daze.

"What's the reality?"

"Once I complained to the Fairy of Time, saying that I had worked so hard to prepare so much nutritious food and invited you all over, but none of you came, which was a waste of food. Could you teach me a Law Technique that would allow me to know in advance whether you would come or not? That way I would know exactly what to do when preparing the food."

"The Immortal of Time seemed reluctant, which I could guess. He felt that if I learned this Law Technique, he would lose his job. I can understand that."

Seeing his difficulty, I didn't insist on having him teach me further.

"Then what?"

"You know I'm a gentle, considerate, generous, and dignified fairy," the immortal fairy said, using adjectives that described someone she had little interaction with.

"At the time, I very considerately said that you manage so many planets and are too busy to come here for a meal, which I understand."

"In that case, I'll reluctantly offer to provide door-to-door service, cooking and delivering the meals to each of you individually. This way, my food won't go to waste, and you'll save time."

"The Immortal of Time probably felt that my time was also precious and shouldn't be wasted on such trivial matters, so he immediately offered to teach me 'foreseeing the future,' allowing me to predict who will come and who won't."

"I said this Law Technique sounds pretty difficult, I don't want to learn it, I'd rather just deliver food," said the Fairy of Time. She enthusiastically replied that the Law Technique was very simple and could be learned in no time.

"I saw that Fairy Time was quite enthusiastic, so I reluctantly agreed to learn it."

"So you've learned it?"

The Immortal Fairy nodded, a proud expression on her face. "Who do you think I am? I am the dignified Immortal Fairy! How could I not learn something! I can predict what will happen three days from now, without fail!"

Lu Yang was filled with awe. To know what would happen three days in advance was truly worthy of being one of the Five Immortals of High Antiquity.

"Let me demonstrate it for you!"

As the immortal fairy spoke, her soul drifted out of her body. A breeze, seemingly from nowhere, stirred her pale blue skirt, making her appear as if she had stepped out of a painting.

The Immortal Fairy raised her right hand, chanting High Antiquity and High Antiquity -to-understand words. As she chanted, countless golden runes appeared, drifting around and disappearing into the void. When the High Antiquity words reached their highest point, the golden runes returned and converged in the Immortal Fairy's eyes.

The immortal fairy's eyes were golden, bright, and full of spirit.

"I saw it..."

"What did the fairy see?"

"I foresee moderate rain turning sunny tonight and tomorrow, temperatures between 15 and 19 degrees Celsius, southeasterly winds..."

Lu Yang: "???"

The Immortal Fairy continued, "I can also see that the day after tomorrow will be sunny turning cloudy, with temperatures between 17 and 24 degrees Celsius..."

Seeing that the Immortal Fairy was about to continue broadcasting the weather forecast for the day after tomorrow, Lu Yang quickly interrupted her.

"No, fairy, wait a minute, is this the way you've learned to foresee the future?"

Seeing how well you've learned, does the Immortal of Time dare to let you graduate? Aren't you afraid of ruining his reputation?

The Immortal Fairy said to Lu Yang earnestly, "Your vision is too narrow. Do you think predicting what you do or what I do counts as foreseeing the future?"

"I once had the same question as you," the Fairy of Time said to me earnestly, "How can weather forecasts not be part of predicting the future?"

"It's more accurate to say that weather forecasting is more difficult than predicting what people will do."

"What does the weather represent? It represents the changes in heaven and earth. Heaven, earth, and man—man comes after heaven and earth. Predicting changes in heaven and earth is certainly much more difficult than predicting human behavior."

"My ability to predict the weather is precisely a testament to my mastery of this Law Technique! Even if an ordinary person wanted to do what I have, they couldn't!"

The Immortal Fairy repeated to Lu Yang what the Time Immortal had told her, feeling secretly pleased. She scolded her student—no, I mean, being a teacher felt really good.

Lu Yang suspected that the Immortal Fairy had been deceived by the Time Immortal, but he was no match for the Time Immortal, so he dared not question it.

"Can you predict anything else?"

"We can only predict the weather."

Lu Yang was certain that the Immortal Fairy had been deceived by the Time Immortal, but he was no match for the Time Immortal.

The High Antiquity times were so cruel. Even the immortals lacked the most basic humanity; they would even deceive fools. It was utterly despicable!

"Is your weather forecast reliable? The Ask Dao Sect is like spring all year round, with very little rainfall." Lu Yang looked at the Immortal Fairy with suspicion, doubting the success rate of the Law Technique.

"My weather forecasts have never been wrong!"

"So you're going to teach me how to predict the weather?" Lu Yang's eye twitched, and he retracted his initial thought.

This cheat code is indeed useless.

"What I've learned is the highest level of foreseeing the future, predicting the weather. Although your Law Technique talent is good, it's still somewhat inferior to mine. Besides, you're only at the Foundation Establishment Realm; how could you possibly learn something like what I have?"

Lu Yang didn't quite understand what made the Immortal Fairy so proud.

"So what you actually taught me was normal future prediction, but you ended up learning weather forecasting?"

"Right."

Lu Yang felt that this was probably what they meant by "birds of a feather flock together".

It's quite normal that the Immortal Fairy, being his nascent Nascent Soul, would share some similarities with him.

"To learn or not to learn?"

"Study!"

"Since you're going to learn, you should start with the most basic High Antiquity language. High Antiquity language is very different from modern language, and you won't be able to learn it in a short time. In order to see results in the short term, just learn the High Antiquity language used to predict the future."

The Immortal Fairy paused, then repeated the High Antiquity words she had just spoken.

"What does this sentence mean?" Lu Yang asked curiously.

The Immortal Fairy translated, "What I just said was, 'Heavenly spirits, earthly spirits, you bastard Time Immortal, quickly show your power!'"

Lu Yang subconsciously took two steps back, fearing that the Time Immortal would descend and crush him with a single finger.

Lu Yang felt that following the Immortal Fairy to learn Law Technique meant there was no guarantee of even the most basic survival; his senior sister was much more reliable.

"Read it after me once."

"Well, just to be on the safe side, let me ask first, is it necessary to say 'turtle grandson' aloud?"

"No need, it's just a modal particle, you can pronounce it or not."

Pure Invincible Text

Han Se transmigrated to a parallel world where all civilizations in the universe participated in the same cosmic league, and discovered that he could blow away the entire universe.